“The Balenciaga stiletto Crocs are coming to murder your ankles” links

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle attend an event at Millennium Point to celebrate International Women's Day in Birmingham on 8th March 2018

Balenciaga’s stiletto Crocs are one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. [Pajiba]
Tyler Perry brought Madea out of retirement for Netflix. [Dlisted]
Emily Ratajkowski twerks for her birthday. [Egotastic]
Let’s get America to 69%. Nice. [Seriously OMG]
Riley Keough looks amazing in these photos. [Tom & Lorenzo]
Kate Mara has a blunt blonde bob right now. [GFY]
If I still drank wine, I would stick with rosés. [Towleroad]
Rest in peace, Ernie Lively. Poor Blake. [JustJared]
Wait, is Judge Judy really saying goodbye? [Jezebel]
Lainey on the Lilibet Diana name drama. [LaineyGossip]
Dudes share some surprisingly wholesome “man secrets.” [Buzzfeed]

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44 Responses to ““The Balenciaga stiletto Crocs are coming to murder your ankles” links”

  1. Justjj says:

    Gen Z is taking it too far.

    • ME says:

      Gen Z is wearing sneakers with dresses. This ain’t them. Also, can any Gen Z’er even afford these damn crocs? They should cater to Baby Boomers, they have all the money.

      • Justjj says:

        They single handed my brought back crocs…
        it’s them.

      • ME says:

        @ Justjj

        I know, but they aren’t going to pay this kind of money to wear crocs. They are wearing old ones their parents had or buying new ones (the regular ones or ones that have some sort of artwork on them). This is out of their range but is being targeted towards them. As if they could afford these? Maybe influencers can but who else?

    • LahdidahBaby says:

      Ugliest footwear I have ever seen. I’m a shoe freak and I wear all sorts of foot gear that most people might consider a bit out there, but jaysus, this sh*t is just comical. Yeah, and ugly. And kind of dangerous.

      • snappyfish says:

        The were $850 a pair but have completely sold out before ever making the website. I am not sure if they will restock.

  2. Jane says:

    I am fascinated by people who can twerk so i clicked the link. What she is doing is NOT twerking. MAYBE qualifies as jerking. So disappointing.

  3. Ariel says:

    Who are these shoes for?

  4. nicegirl says:

    Are those bugle boy jeans you’re wearing???

  5. Liz version 700 says:

    I plan to laugh anyone in those shoes!

  6. Alexandria says:

    That’s kinda Balenciaga’s game. They produce some accessories or clothing that are wacky ugly yet fascinating. It’s like some guerilla slash meme marketing

    • clomo says:

      Those are definitely a marketing ploy, I doubt they will sell except for people who can afford that kind of irony. I have some Balenciaga sandals that are pretty cool, flat black buckled things, very comfy and nondescript. The croc heels surely must be hard to walk in, it would be so funny to see people in those hahaha.

    • February-Pisces says:

      They will be gifted to instagramers and kardashians to create the illusion everyone is wearing them, but no one will buy them.

  7. Mac says:

    This is a crime against shoes.

  8. CathyH says:

    Oh, hell no!!! Not only are there a dumb idea, they are dumb looking!

  9. Cocoa says:

    First its the damn Fanny Pack, and now the crocs…WITH HEELS??? What’s next … bringing back the shoulder padded powersuit🤢 ugh!

  10. SusanRagain says:

    These ugly things are gonna end up right in a landfill in 6 months.

    Meanwhile bone drs everywhere are gonna make a bundle from all the tripping, twisting an ankle, etc.

  11. Mabs A'Mabbin says:

    Because people buy Crocs to be uncomfortable.

  12. MangoAngelesque says:

    This is like the dude who sold his “invisible sculpture” for a grotesque amount of money. People are coming up with the most ridiculous things, and other people are actually *paying* for them!!

  13. Nina says:

    No. Just No.

  14. Mina_Esq says:

    I once tried on their speed trainers as a joke and ended up loving them and buying them. However, i can say with a good degree of certainty that i will never try on or like this monstrosity. It’s a hybrid of a crock and a leg from an IKEA kitchen cabinet.

  15. fluffy_bunny says:

    Furry crocs are my winter shoe and regular crocs are my husband and son’s every day shoes but this is a no from me.

  16. Eurydice says:

    Are those photoshopped onto her feet? No shoe actually fits like that.

  17. Normades says:

    Gen z loves the fugly and somehow I ain’t mad

  18. Normades says:

    That Buzzfeed thing with guys is cute. I feel you short, bald dudes. You are no lesser in other respects (um, clears throat). Seriously tall dudes are sometimes the worst in bed.

    Also I loved what they said about never getting compliments or being really humbled when they do. It’s true we tell our GFs they’re looking great, I love what you’re wearing, etc…..but dudes often don’t get that and certainly appreciate when they do.

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