Katie Holmes wore clown pants (again) and she’s seriously not dating A-Rod

Katie Holmes steps out in NYC after A-Rod was spotted leaving her apartment building

Katie Holmes was seen out and about this week in New York. She’s fresh from her breakup with Emilio Vitolo and back to the one constant in her life: clown pants. To be fair, Katie wears clown pants even when she’s dating, but the guys have to know that “clown pants” are her forever-love. I don’t even know how to explain these completely terrible jeans! I’m someone who loathes skinny jeans too, and I would love to see wider-leg jeans and palazzo pants come back into style. But these are not really wide-leg jeans or palazzo pants. They’re just… bad. Awful, really. She doesn’t know how to flatter her figure. She has a nice figure too, it shouldn’t be this hard.

Meanwhile, the other Holmes-adjacent story this week is that Alex Rodriguez was seen coming out of the apartment building where Katie resides. The paparazzi must know that they can always stake out her building and they’ll probably get some clown-pants photos, then lo and behold they get some shots of A-Rod exiting her building. So K-Rod about to become a thing? Kalex? A-Holmes? Aletie? Probably not!

Alex Rodriguez is continuing his search for the perfect bachelor pad following his split from Jennifer Lopez — and that includes Katie Holmes’ fancy Manhattan apartment building, Page Six has confirmed. On Sunday, A-Rod — who we’re told has never met Holmes — was seen leaving the swanky downtown building where the “Dawson’s Creek” star and her teen daughter, Suri Cruise, live. His appearance sparked rumors he was there to visit Holmes, who recently split from restaurateur Emilio Vitolo Jr.

But Holmes’ rep told us of the actress and A-Rod, “They have never even met.”

A source close to A-Rod added: “Alex is looking at lots of different apartments, he didn’t even realize it was Katie’s building — he’s never met her.”

As The Post revealed, the former Yankees slugger is hunting for a new home months after his shocking split from Lopez. While A-Rod has been looking in Tribeca and the Upper West Side, we’re told that he has now opened up his search around the city.

[From Page Six]

See, it’s not fun summer gossip like “Katie Holmes and A-Rod are seeing each other!” It’s sad summer gossip like “Alex is desperate for relevancy and attention and he has to move out of the apartment he shared with Jennifer Lopez because she dumped him for Ben Affleck.” I mean, that’s fun gossip too, depending on who you are. Anyway, I friggin’ love that Katie issued a denial through her rep. She doesn’t want any of that A-Rod sad vibe on her.

Katie Holmes steps out in NYC after A-Rod was spotted leaving her apartment building

Photos courtesy of Backgrid.

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  1. smcollins says:

    I must say that’s a relief. Even though Katie seemed to have a thing for cheating douchebags I think even A-Rod is a bridge too far for her.

  2. Eleonor says:

    A-rod still has that monstrosity of autoportrait! LOL
    And he is too attention seeking for K. Holmes to me.

  3. huckle says:

    I like them but they need to be a little longer.

  4. Shanaynay says:

    Coffee came flying out of my nose at the thought that people might actually think these two are are couple. LOL!!!

    • bettyrose says:

      IKR? I realize he dates slender actresses and she’s a slender actress, but I just don’t see him with Katie at all. I can’t even put my finger on why . . . okay maybe. Katie has never been the arm candy sort. She’s still very “girl next door” and his girlfriends/wives are more flashy?

  5. Big Yikes says:

    She has thick ankles and really muscular legs. It probably makes it hard for her to find pants that she likes and/or maybe she’s trying to hide it with clown pants.

    I’ll say though, I like super wide-leg pants on her!

    • Normades says:

      Yea, Katie has always had thicker legs and a thinner waistline. She’s a pear shape and this looks good on her.

      Also lolol, her people took no time to shoot that rumor down. Shut and closed!

      Although it wouldn’t entirely shock me either. I always thought her and Jamie Foxx were really random but I think that relationship was actually a lot more serious than they let on at the time.

      • Chaine says:

        OMG I think she’s so skinny—If she’s a pear shape then I must be a kabocha squash.

      • Normades says:

        I’m not saying she’s heavy at all just like what poster said above she’s thicker at bottom proportionally to top. I think despite your weight all women are apples or pears. I’m an apple, not overweight, but weight goes first (and leaves last) my gut.

    • Justpassingby says:

      Me too! She looks nice! Btw, these are not pants. They are culottes!

  6. candy says:

    Not gonna lie, I love my clown pants! I wear them during that time of the month when nothing else feels comfortable.

  7. ME says:

    Baggy/wide pants are super trendy.

  8. Lowrider says:

    I love her style!

  9. bettyrose says:

    I love those clown pants, and I would totally wear them if I had her slender figure. I’m built more like the woman behind her (but that’s not me. I’m not confessing to being Katie’s personal assistant stalking this site). If I may comment on the woman behind her, though, those jeans are cute but I’d add a chunky belt if we must tuck in that tummy hugging shirt.

  10. lunchcoma says:

    Katie Holmes: “Even my taste in men isn’t THAT bad.”

  11. Mia says:

    Nothing but fabric gonna drag her down.

  12. Watson says:

    I’m into these pants!! Her style is so comfortable and relaxed. I approve, cause after COVID hibernation we need to ease our way back into non sweatpants, pants. This is the next logical step.