Khloe Kardashian dropped her latest facial incarnation on the cover of Sorbet

Khloe and Kim Kardashian have been on separate-but-equal thinnification journeys over the past few years. It’s honestly like they’re both trying to “remake” their surgically enhanced “curvy” bodies into the slim, sleek ‘90s ideal. It’s the weirdest f–king thing. With Khloe in particular, her constant face-tweaking and her inability to post social media photos without Facetune-ing the crap out of herself have left people bewildered about just what the hell is going on with her. Like, every four or five months, it’s like she reveals an entirely new face and body.

Anyway, Khloe covers the latest issue of Sorbet Magazine. Her face work is so unsettling, my God. Obviously, she’s unrecognizable, although many fans were confused as to why Khloe was posting photos where she resembled Taylor Swift. I can see that – she definitely looks closer to T-Swift than, say, Khloe circa 2013.

Before the Sorbet photos came out, people were already talking about how a new Khloe Face dropped over the holidays. The photos from the Kardashians’ Christmas party were retouched to a ridiculous degree, especially all of the photos of Khloe. I can’t even imagine the time, money, surgery and unhappiness it took to get her body to look like this. Also: we got our first glimpse of Baby Boy Kardashian-Thompson, the mystery child with no name. If there’s one thing the Kardashian-Jenner women are going to do, it’s treat their sons much differently than their daughters.

Cover & IG courtesy of Sorbet, additional Christmas photos courtesy of Khloe’s IG.

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  1. girl_ninja says:

    Gross just gross. I hope that those babies make it out alright.

    • StellainNH says:

      Those poor babies are nothing but accessories.

      • Sugarhere says:

        And since when is that surgical chameleon a Khloé instead of Khloe? Trying to Beyoncé her way through life isn’t doing much for her. That type of French Self-knighting betrays a heavy complex of inferiority.

  2. Case says:

    I can’t even imagine the level of insecurity and confusion the Kardashians’ kids will grow up with.

    Khloe’s migraine med commercial is always like a jump scare for me. It’s so sad that she’s gone so over the top with surgery and won’t stop. I’m all for people doing what makes them feel better about themselves, but this does not appear to stem from an mentally well place.

    • Imoverit says:

      Oh my goodness. That commercial pops up all the time for me and she looks so unreal and unsettling in motion.

  3. Kokiri says:

    Those Christmas photos 😰
    That poor little girl, her mom is so obviously uninterested in her & it’s just about a picture.
    The way she’s looking up at her mom like “what’s with the new face?!”

    Sad, vapid woman & family.

  4. SurelyNot says:

    Whoever that young woman is, she is very pretty if overly made up — but that isn’t Khloe Kardashian.

  5. ariel says:

    She seems like the unhappiest, and most self-loathing public person i have ever known about.
    Moms, don’t tell your kids they’re “bad for the brand”.

    • detritus says:

      Plus the never ending narrative where she was the ‘ugly’ sister.

      Their surgeons should lose their licences for continuing to alter clients with body dysmorphia. Instead the Ks will be viewed as show pieces in their portfolio.

      I would also bet dollars to diamonds Khloe gets positive reinforcement from her family each time she modifies. For someone who lacked any seeming positive regard from her family as a child and younger adult, this new love would make things even more complicated.

      Kris has destroyed her children, basically.

  6. Barbara says:

    BANGS TRAUMA! (I did a double take, I thought it was T-Swift too.

    Someone wake me up when the “ideal” woman is allowed to eat normally and not feel pressured to change her dang face.

  7. SarahCS says:

    I don’t know who the woman by the tree is but the magazine cover is the lovechild of Taylor Swift and Margot Robbie.

    The different way they treat their sons and daughters is very unsettling, I pity any child born to an ever changing mother but throwing in completely different gender expectations is just a whole other chapter for them to unpick in therapy in later years. I wish them the best, they’re going to need it for all the material trappings they are being born into.

  8. art maven says:

    I like the bangs on her. I don’t know how long that look will vibe, but for today, I like the change. Maybe the long extensions can go now…..

  9. Mabs A'Mabbin says:

    I came across this extreme type of body dysmorphia over the holidays. My middle son’s girlfriend has a sister she doesn’t recognize. Original photos are stunning. Absolutely beautiful. Now she looks like every other Instagram ‘model’ with balloon lips, blonde hair, all of it. There’s no laughter here. It’s beyond sad, she can’t stop. I’m quite certain that what’s going on inside these women is heartbreaking. I know MY inner voice is a bitch; I can’t imagine what storms rage.

  10. Zazzoo says:

    I’ve never heard of Sorbet. Is this some KarJenner enterprise to justify pointless photo spreads of these not-models?

    • Y says:

      You might be right! It’s a new magazine that made the most ass kissing statement about why she’s on the cover. It sounded written by Kris!

  11. Jackson says:

    I truly do not know anyone, literally not a single person, who does the dark crayon, ham-fisted lip liner about three notches beyond their natural lip line. Is this really a thing IRL?? Like, daily wear? It is so beyond distracting to me.
    And her fingers on the Christmas pics. Yikes. Why is mama so scary, Santa??!?

    • molly says:

      It WAS a thing, but it’s pretty outdated, at this point.

      Regarding makeup like that IRL, I still marvel about the day I spotted a Kardashian wannabe at an outdoor mall in my midsized, midwest town. It was fascinating. I couldn’t stop staring! The amount of contouring and hair extensions was SO aggressive and stark among the rest of us suburban moms in lululemon and messy hair buns.

      That much Look may be successful on social media, but it’s utterly ridiculous IRL.

  12. Ceej says:

    That second insta photo from the magazine is… I mean what photoshop editor thinks we’re going to believe her calves are that long and spindly?

    It’s chicken and egg but what came first – them manipulating images due to dysmorphia from the momager and media; or the media spreading dysmorphia by manipulating images of women?

    • DouchesOfCambridge says:

      Yup, you’re supposed to believe that and also that true has longer legs than I do.

  13. Sascha says:

    Devil Mom clearly taught them well for men and the upholders of the patriarchy in general that first and foremost love is transactional in favor of whatever men they’re boning. With that comes the credo we’ve seen them act out time and again – Women are for sale, men can do what they want and have privacy at all times. These Women are walking patriarchy sex dolls who spread…indoctrination.

  14. teehee says:

    “The power issue” featuring a woman who spends several hundred thousands on altering her face and body


  15. Roxanne says:

    How you gonna do nails like that with a baby?

  16. Kate McCallister says:

    These were posted and discussed to death like 2 weeks ago….

  17. Liz Version 700 says:

    God the children in this family are going to be a mess. The body image issues could fill a medical library.

  18. Julia K says:

    This must be what too much money looks like

  19. Jeanette says:

    Its like shes trying to re create Angie’s leg honey..nah

  20. AppleCart says:

    He daugher is so pretty, honestly she looks like Tristian. I wish her all the luck in the world she is going to need it with those two as parents.

    • Cait C says:

      Her looking Mos like her father is going to cause problems for Tru. She looks the most unambiguously black of all her biracial cousins. As colorstruck and image obsessed as thr Khartrashians are they will make her feel lesser for it.

  21. MY3CENTS says:

    Girl, you are not an iPhone. A newer version is not always better.

  22. Mika says:

    Sheesh that second photo from Sorbet is SO photoshopped. Her legs look like Barbie stick legs. It’s not real at all!

  23. sparrow says:

    I hate lip liner. And with matte lipstick. So much money, so little taste.

  24. JustMe says:

    Odds on her getting back with Trashstan? With it being the whole “ his mothers death changed him..
    He realized that family is everything to him and being with Klotoshop and their children is all he wants”

  25. shanaynay says:

    I’m sorry, but that face is a look that cannot be unseen.

  26. doctahgrrl says:

    All the photoshop/filters/procedures will never get rid of her horrid hands. Someone once compared them to chicken feet and that’s all I can see! The too long and impractical talons only highlight them even more. Yuck.

  27. Aubrey says:

    Why don’t ever show Nannie’s on their show?

  28. LaurenAPMT says:

    Ughhh, make it stop…