Paris Hilton is jealous of the Kardashian sisters, vows to be less vapid

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It seems like it’s been a while since anyone paid attention to Paris Hilton. It’s like the whole world collectively realized that there were other vapid twits to make fun of and mock, and Paris got left in the dust. But now Paris is getting her revenge! Sort of. Apparently, she’s really jealous of all the attention the Kardashian girls are getting, especially considering she “made” Kim Kardashian a celebrity by deigning to hang out with her. Paris has decided, according to Page Six, to become more like the girls she “mentored”. She’s going to tone it down, get rid of the pink Bentley, and talk about babies. Seriously.

Paris Hilton is declaring war on her former best friends, the Kardashian sisters, for becoming more famous and earning more cash than she does.

The hotel heiress is fuming that Kim and her sibs, who got their first big break by hanging out on the Hollywood scene with Hilton, have eclipsed her in the fame and money stakes. Sources say she’s hatched a plan to boost her brand by pushing a new beauty line and make herself more likable by playing down her lavish lifestyle.

A source told Page Six: “Paris is furious that Kim got her start by hanging out in Hollywood with her — and now, the Kardashians have it all, the reality shows, the magazine covers, the big appearance fees and promotional deals.”

“She used to command $100,000 for club appearances, but now Kim is the hottest girl — and they aren’t friends anymore. The magazines are bidding around $300,000 for Kourtney’s baby-shower and baby pictures. And Khloe’s wedding brought in record ratings for E!”

“Paris has realized that standing for excess in a recession doesn’t appeal,” our insider continued. “The Kardashian girls seem more real, and girls identify with them more. She’s got to ditch the pink Bentley and concentrate on developing herself.”

Sources close to Hilton said she’s carefully working on the launch of her new hair and beauty line, which she’ll unveil in Beverly Hills on Tuesday, taking the lead from the Kardashians by having her family at her side. And she’s keen to play up her more stable relationship with Doug Reinhardt and talk about the possibility of marriage and babies.

The source added: “Paris has 15 product lines on sale. She isn’t really a party girl anymore, she is quite settled with Doug. She wants more people to appreciate that she’s grown up.” A rep for Hilton declined to comment.

[From Page Six]

Yeah, I’ll buy this. All of it. I think Paris probably is jealous of Kim and any other faux-celebrity who is known for anything other than being a f-cking idiot. I’ll also buy that Paris is so ridiculous she thinks people want to hear her talk about babies and how she’s in a committed relationship, all in that grating, baby-ish stripper voice. But consider this – Paris has been keeping a lower profile for several months now… could it be that she’s actually trying to change her image for real? If it’s for real, I actually have to give the Kardashian girls some credit. They did what no other faux-celebrity could manage – they got Paris Hilton to sit down and shut up for a little while.

Here’s Paris, Kim Kardashian and someone I think is Kourtney Kardashian partying at Kim’s birthday party at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas on October 20, 2006. Also, Paris and Kim on the red carpet for the Los Angeles Premiere of ‘Entourage’ on June 1, 2006. Credit for all: WENN.

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  1. fizXgirl314 says:

    That pregger one’s face always looks like she’s dead inside… she’s always scowling and her eyes are just so lifeless… and she never smiles… it’s just not a good look for her…

    At least the big assed one has somewhat of a charming face and some life behind her eyes… :/

  2. Beth says:

    If she was still getting that she was pre-arrest there would be no talk of growing-up. She’s just changing tactics for publicity. Her fame is based on tabloids and paparrazzi. Without them Paris is nothing.

  3. Firestarter says:

    Is it possible to like Paris Hilton more than the Kartrashian sisters?

    That picture of Kim sucking out of a Gray Goose bottle is ever so classy! Nothing says hillbilly like a swig out of a bottle at a club! No wonder Swine Flu is at epidemic levels!

  4. Jazz says:

    They are all useless w**res!

  5. Jillian says:

    LOL @ Firestarter! Kim’s a classy gal!

    If Paris wants some more attention, she needs to get herself knocked up too.

  6. bella says:

    I don’t like any of them, or anyone of their ilk (are you listening, Jon G.?). But maybe more people identify (?) with the Kartrashians because they don’t look like stick figures in tiaras? Just thinkin’ out loud here.

  7. Westender says:

    Paris talks about marriage and babies with every guy she has dated. When she starts to do that it usually means the relationship will be over soon. Also what happened to her going to Africa to help children? She mentioned doing that after she got out of jail.

  8. Cristina says:

    Im convinced that Kim k IS Peggy bundy! Kourtneys so mch prettier and less mannish

  9. lastwordlinda says:

    PH is a brainless slut and a waste of air. Can’t stand her and everything she stands for. I hope she is sterile and can never reproduce. Any children she has would be as throwaway as she considers her dogs to be.

  10. Guest says:

    Who really cares???

  11. murmur says:

    She’s not partying anymore? Didn’t she and Doug get into a big drunk fight recently when he threw her cell phone out the car window?

  12. sassy says:

    this is just a natural progression of every “celebutart”. They are hot, and then they are not and the public moves on to some other moronic slut, thus the interest Kardashian clan. This will happen to them too. Then we’ll all have someone new to hate. Paris’ time is up, finally!

  13. Aspie says:

    Paris’ days are over!! I never thought I’d ever see this day come!

    Damn, I wish I had some champagne around to celebrate that vapid idiot’s rapid descent into oblivion!

  14. Emily says:

    @Firestarter:I’m confused by the fact that it looks like she’s drinking it through a straw. I can understand the swigging straight from the bottle, but who the hell drinks from the bottle but uses a straw??

  15. For Sooth? says:

    She is partying, it’s just at home because she is not in demand anymore by the clubbing folk, she is pushing 30 after all. And there is always a younger skank coming up the ladder with a bigger and better . . . .(insert body part or way in which to deprecate oneself). The fact that Paris took Hollywood for a skank ride and laughed all the way to the bank makes me fume. But hey, people ARE stupid. Case in point, Spidey AND the Kardashians.

  16. andrea says:

    kim is soooo much prettier than paris

  17. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    @Emily: Therein lies the comedy!

  18. Wobble says:

    Wait, I thought Kim said she didn’t drink, and that her sisters forced her to get drunk that one time on the show?

  19. moi says:

    it’s so obvious kim got a nose job. the thing is, I liked her old nose better.

  20. cuppycake says:

    Holy-Paris Hilton is still alive!?!?!!

    My boyfriend and I were arguing about this last night while watching Repo. Huh, guess I owe him a coke.

  21. cashton says:

    so yea why’s everyone mad at kim kardashian or paris hilton calling them sluts/whores etc. ? we’re all people, we all do crazy things, it’s life, grow up.

  22. Paris Hilton says:

    Hey everyone. I’m still alive and keeking and I’m still Amerika’s #1 dumb slut. Watch for my new sex video where I’m featured taking my first double penetration on camera. Well, it’s not really my first time but it will be the first one you’ll ever see. Hope this shocks people enough to catapult me back to be the most talked about slut in the world. If not, I intend on releasing one sex video every 10 months. I still have 321 raunchy sex videos in my catalog. Wait also for my own personnal line of condoms, dildos, vibrators and lubricant.
    Sorry about the speling; I don’t know how to read or rite very well.
    Thanks Kim for watching my throne but Amerika can only have one top slut and that’s me.

  23. Bea says:

    She probably does not give Kim a second thought, since she is busy with her own worldwide businesses and her hot boyfriend Doug.

    Why would she be jealous when she has enough, and to spare, of her own good things in life.

    Tabloids always try to create “feuds” where none exist.

  24. lashanda says:

    Kim is a liar! She said she don’t drink

  25. dottie says:

    any time soon, kim k is going to get arrested for something, I know it is.