– Alex Trebek had a heart attack. Get well soon, Alex [Celebslam]
– Peta Declares War On The Olsen Twins [DListed]
– Michael Jackson on the cover of Jet Magazine [Bossip]
– Best Christmas Movies [Pajiba]
– That Dude From Spiderman is High [yeeeah]
– Uma Thurman In Norway with her new boyfriend [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Jenna Jameson once won a debate with the Oxford Union debating society about whether porn was harmful. You know those old British horndogs were on her side anyway [Bastardly]
– Amy Winehouse was denied a visit with her husband in jail because she was late. She pled and begged but wasn’t let in. That’s sad! [ICYDK]
– Drunken Stepfather gets some press [Drunken Stepfather]
– Britney’s butt – again [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Madonna’s Mysterious Black Eyes [CityRag]
– Eva Longoria And Jessica Simpson Are Not Friends [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Leonardo DiCaprio Wears Many Hats [PopSugar]
– Hayden Panettiere in Serious F Me Boots [The Grumpiest]
– Jennifer Lopez to raise her twins in the gross materialism she’s accustomed to [CelebNewsWire]
– Lohan is recording again [Evil Beet]
– Queen Latifah says she’s not getting married [Glitterati]
– Gwyneth Paltrow, Blythe Danner and a hiding Apple. Still no sign of Gwyneth’s husband. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Hilary Swank says she takes 45 supplements daily [popbytes]
– Kate Hudson out with her ex husband and their son [Socialite’s Life]
– Julia Roberts and Tom Hanks at the Premiere of Charlie Wilson’s War [Just Jared]
– Will Smith gets immortalized in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theater [Gossip Girls]
– Lily Allen Nipple Slip Pictures [Egotastic]
– Sacha Baron Cohen was prosthetically enhanced for his role in Sweeney Todd [Lifeline Live]
– Naomi Campbell was mugged. [Best Week Ever]
– [Mollygood]
– Pole dancing on the subway [F-Listed]