Technorati has a new interview with Michael K of Dlisted.com. He comes across as just as funny and humble as he does on his blog. It’s nice to see him getting some well deserved press. The thing about Michael K is that he’s rude and dirty, but he never crosses the line into hurting anyone or being truly offensive. There’s a real humanity to his site. Sure he conjures up some colorful imagery, but it’s all in good fun and isn’t cruel or mean at all. You can’t really say that about many other popular celebrity bloggers. When the interviewer talks about how Michael is so well liked he counters that he does get negative comments and e-mail all the time. He says he doesn’t sweat it because he talks so much smack that he expects to get some back. Michael K also says he doesn’t want to be famous and is happy to continue blogging:
Dawn: Most bloggers, especially the self-promotional kind, use social media tools like Facebook or Twitter as a way to publicize themselves, you however do not. Why?
Michael K: Because honestly, people could care less. And it’s just not me. I always the one making fun of people in the corner. I was never the one dancing in the middle of the room. Well, unless I’m drunk and a Debbie Deb song is playing.
Dawn O: Where do you see yourself in a year, five years?
Michael K: Right here.
Dawn O: What advice would you give a blogger who wants to make a career out of blogging?
Michael K: Don’t expect to make tons of money. Do it because you have something to say. Oh, and be consistent! That is all…
Dawn O: Another observation on your popularity. I read an interview someone did with you and the comments were embarrassing – not ONE person had anything but glowing things to say about you, and comments on Dlisted support my theory.
Michael K: I get bad comments! All the time! I’ve been called a misogynist, racist, Shiloh Jolie hater, homophobe, etc… etc…
Dawn O: No way! I refuse to believe you. For example, when I have read other popular gay bloggers sites, ahem, more than half of their comments are telling them to go f*ck themselves, I don’t see that on your site.
Michael K: The comments are there. But the bad comments usually come to me through e-mail.
Dawn O: Do you give those haters the ‘side-eye’? (yet another term popularized by MK when a person is talking ‘smack’ or giving you flack’.)
Michael K: Naw. I talk a lot of shit, so I don’t get mad when people give it back to me. It goes with the territory.
Dawn: Another strange Michaelkism, is your obsession with extreme, or as you call them, chola eyebrows.
Michael K: Well, I grew up with chola and a lot of my family members are wannabe ones, so that’s where my obsession comes from…
Dawn: Do you ever wish to be more famous (or infamous) or is this simply a job that pays the rent? What do you really want to do with your writing is what I am getting at.
Michael K: Well, it’s more than a job to me. Since I started this wreck from the beginning, it’s kind of my life. And I don’t really have any aspirations of becoming the next Cojo or anything. I don’t want to be famous. I’ve been told that if I want to be more commercial, I have to stop cursing like an angry grandma and tone down my raunchiness. Without that, I’m basically Mary Hart, but not as glamorous.
Dawn O: So you would be happy doing this forever? Don’t you ever wish you could take a vacation?
Michael K: What are vacations? But yeah, I think I’ll have to bring in a co-host soon so that I could pursue other writing projects and frolic naked on the beach.
[From Technorati via Gossip Rocks]
Michael K is kind of evasive when he’s asked if he’s single. He kind of says he has a boyfriend but you can tell he’s not that comfortable talking about his personal life. When asked if he was ever with a woman before realizing he was gay, he says “I’ve visited the vagina buffet a few times in high school. We all did. I knew I loved the peen around the same time I started fooling around with girls.” I love this guy and find his writing so funny and smart. It must be so hard to write the volume of stuff he does and come up with such sharp observations every time, but he makes it look easy. He’s right that you don’t get rich blogging and you have to work every day without fail, but it can be a lot of fun. Especially when it’s your job to read some of the hysterically funny and trashy stuff that your fellow bloggers come up with. Michael K is really in a league of his own and deserves all of his success.
Thanks to Technorati for these photos
Michael K is the best, laugh out loud funny.
Thanks for the interview, I looove this guy! So funny and smart!
MK always always makes me laugh.
Agreed. Michael K is the funniest gossip blogger out there. No one else even comes close.
He is such a cutie!
I love MK and Dlisted! Everything you said is so true.
Yay MK!
I love this man so much!! He does make it look easy and while my friends laugh at the clever things I say, I admit to them that it’s all due to what I read on D-Listed. I caught the interview when MK provided a link to it but thanks for posting it her so that more Celebitchy readers can appreciate what we already know and love about him.
I love him. His site makes me laugh, andit is not just celeb gossip. It is the non-celeb stuff that is the best.
Michael K, Michael K, Michael K, sparkly rainbow as$ bubbles, technicolor Lucite dreams and more Mother’s love than you can shake a chola unicorn fat (typo and it stays)
The funniest and best gossip blog all around, no question.Love him so much. It’s crazy the amount of “MichaelKism” I’ve found my self using lately.
Absolutely the most consistently funny writing I’ve ever read.
MK has e-mailed me several times and commented how attractive i am. Love him.
Here’s a link to another MK interview. Whenever I’m down, I just have to visit his blog and Im OK.
http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/a-friendy-chat-michael-k-web-entrepreneur-blogger-pottymouth
I know for a fact that I have turned over 20 people to Dlisted, including my youngish daughter, son and nephews. I feel that something so good has to be shared.
I’ve been reading dlisted for years. mk always makes me laugh. helps me get through a boring day.love him.
@Mouse – Oh no you di’n’t! Stop throwing yourself at our man while hacking his e-mail and sending messages to yourself. MK is my “Mah Boo”. Step off! π
Best gossip blog period. No offense Cele/bitchy!
I Loooooove you, MK!!!
So cool to see him getting the recognition he so richly deserves. Dude is hilarious WITH a heart. His no-heart is made of gold.
LOL “Vagina Buffet” I love it!! he is too much!! & you are right he does make it look easy – Thank God for Celebitchy & Dlisted!!
I’m addicted to to MK! I never miss a day of dlisted!!
Love this guy! He is truly laugh out loud get in trouble at work funny!
He is not cruel, but very insightful. He actually has writing talent and a creative bent that is refreshing in this mileau..unlike the guy with the pink page -who is an idjit.
I hope he makes tons of money, and I LOVE that I know what he looks like now, so cute…I googled him for images once before but there wasn’t much.
Write on, my friend!
MK is THE best gossip blogger out there. I am constantly quoting Dlisted….so effing funny!
My Blog God.He’s adorable and my favorite part of my morning was reading Dlist.Thanks for posting
Hear! Hear! His comments are so apt, so funny. This site and his are the only ones I read now.
Words cannot express my feelings for MK. HE is the reason I read gossip sites. Nobody can come close to being like Michael K!!!!
I leared about this site from his site, in fact.
Even my boyfriend, who is a total NERD, that has scoffed at me in the past will read Michael K. He is that good!!!
couldn’t agree more! I love that you posted this celebitchy. these are the only 2 celeb blogs I read.
omg he’s my gay husband, i totally get his abuelita jokes, my abuelita is a sweetheart my bisabuela Rosa watch out. She once knocked out my great grandfather out with an iron pan for bringing the wrong cut of meat!
Love MK! DListed is the best and funniest blog.
I feel like such a DORK! I thought he was a lot older! Duh! I love Dlisted it cracks me up!
I loooove MK so dearly! Love Dlisted to dead! π and your blog as well ;)he come a cross as this wonderful funny light person doesn’t he?
Love him!
I LOVE MICHAEL K. He makes me laugh out loud and he can be very touching like when someone dies. He is very respectful of that.
Plus he’d never hold it against you if you didn’t like his site.
He is the man. First place I go in the morning. And then here, of course.
Michael K. is Mah Boo!! Sorry Anderson!
I, too, expected him to be older. And less cute. Rrawr.
This guy is seriously hilarious and doesn’t take himself seriously at all… he could be saying the nastiest thing but come off really sweet… quite a talent! I’ve been addicted to his blogs lately…
the posters there however, quite a different story… his board isn’t moderated and those posters are idiots… so I just read and never comment…
my entire fam just LOVES him!!!
MK is my hero!! Soooo funny!! And, yes, I’d hit it. You look so cute, MK, in your pics! Never knew you were such a hot glittery guy!
I love you, Michael!
Mollination == yes! I only read Dlisted and Celebitchy.
I love love love Dlisted and think Michael is a genius with words. He is absolutely, far and away, the best celeb blogger, hands down, bar none. So smart and so funny… ahh… I could go on and on.
And kudos to Celebitchy for this post. Love that you’re celebrating/promoting MK π
MK is the bestest! I’m currently on DListed withdrawal at work due to the new “red box” that MIS put in.
I would happily be MK’s Fag Hag any day. But he must get tons of offers daily!
MK is the best out there, no question π
I love Michael K too. He does make you laugh out loud, and sometimes I read his postings more than once because they are hilarious. I can’t even look at Shauna Sands without thinking of her lucite heels and Michael K!. D-Listed is blocked at my work, but not Celebitchy. D-Listed is #1 for me, and Celebitchy is my #2 favorite. Perez. . . well, he’s about 1,989 on my list–can’t stand him
It is interesting to note that so far there are NO negative comments about Michael K on this article.
i love michael. he is funny, gross, crude and did i mention funny?!! he is absolutely adorable.
i do like that he is appropriate when necessary (ie:death or alexa joel, as a recent example) and doesn’t go after celeb kids.
His site is moderated, but unless you are attacking someone in a racially motivated way, or threaten someone, or expose personal info about other posters, any comment goes. There have been many times when threads have gotten out of hand and the thread is shut down and comments are deleted.
They have Open Post where ANYTHING goes, unless you harass others or really get out of control with comments that offend other posters.
I read two sites faithfully – this one and Dlisted.
It’s not only MK – it’s the people that post there that crack me up. Dlisters are an insane intelligent bunch.
Same can be said about the posters here. There are no other celebrity blogs that I even bother to read comments on due to the calibre of the posters.
fluffydarabbit… agreed! π
Okay, -must- go to bed!! It’s 4am where I live…
Michael K, I love you and would marry you even though you’re keeping yourself for Mah Boo.
He makes fun of everyone including himself and is never vicious like Perez. And the nicknames he gives are spot on. My favourite is for Robert Pattinson aka Magical Forest where Unicorns frolick.
Hip, hip hooray for MK! LOL
DListed and c|b are the only gossip blogs I read. LOVE DListed. LOVE it.
And I love c|b even more because of its promotion of DL. That’s freaking awesome. π
I adore him. Since finding him and reading Dlisted, he has literally changed my life. He has caused me to run to the bathroom many times. But he walks a very fine line and is not cruel or mean. I even read some of his stuff to my 12 year old boy and we have cried together from laughing too hard. I admire his humility but hope he branches out further. I would read anything he wrote. So many people in entertainment are paid so much for mediocrity. MichaelK by all rights should be a billionaire for all his gen
ius.
Celebitchy,you are not afraid of praising the rival bloggers. Congratulations!
Michael K is the David Sedaris of bloggers. And that’s the highest praise in my book.
J’adore Michael K! It’s weird, he was on my list of things/images to Google yesterday because I started wondering what he actually looked like but then I forgot to. So excellent timing with this, thanks for posting π
Oh Meow Meow, SO well said. I never put the two together but you’re so right!
It’s so nice to hear that you all love him as much as I do. He is consistently hilarious!! I love that he loves what he does and doesn’t strive to be famous. Fame usually kills real humor. And because of him, I can now finally appreciate the beauty of lucite and chola eyebrows.
some of those blogs posts don’t seem moderated to me… Why would there be so many ads otherwise?
I was looking up one of his funny references: “Latarian’s school of hood rat stuff” lol and it turns out it’s about this really bad seed… some of those comments about how you should “discipline” the boy really disturbed me…
Michael K is a genius, it’s almost a shame he doesn’t want to be famous. We’d all rather hear what he had to say rather than Perez.
I check in with his site several times a day. He has taught me so much ha ha ha.
MK for Hot Slut of The Year!
jewtastic – oh that’s the best screen name I’ve seen in awhile.
Thanks for posting this interview of our beloved MichaelK, Celebitchy! I’m going coif the brows and work the lucite in his honor!
Dlisted has become such a part of my routine, that even Mr. Machine will drop the occasional MichaelKism. (Much to his shagrine.)
So glad to see the crossover appeal from Celebitchy to Dlisted. I’ve never really browsed the reader’s comments before, but if the reader’s here can vouch for it, I might have to give her a perusal. With any luck, I’ll probably never have a social life again!
The first time I read his blog was about three years ago, and it happened by chance ’cause I don’t usually like gossip sites/blogs. The way he writes is so funny, so unpolitically correct and hilarious BUT never never gross or insulting.
And last but not least he reminds me of a friend of mine. So sweet!
The only problem on D-listed is that there are too many people commenting, huge chaos.
He is a scream. π
FizX- The people that post those spam ads have roaming IP’s and there have been many regulars on the site who have emialed him personally and he says that there is no point in banning them, because they always pop up with a new name.
I love how MK refers to Hulk Hogan as a “rotisserie chicken”
LOVE him!
former crackie of camden, dreamboat doherty, meth brows and glamberace lol…
I guess we should be grateful CB has figured out a way to stop the ads. they are really annoying!
Love him too. Dlisted and Celebitchy are the blogs out there IMO π
Ah luffs him, i does π
And fair f*cks to any of youse who manage to navigate the comment section over there. I’ve tried it once or twice; i wound up on the floor wibbling (not to be confused with widdling/peeing) with a nervous tic. π―
I love his blog. The dude is seriously funny and cracks me up all the time.
I can’t even count the times I’ve almost pissed myself reading his blog. I absolutely heart Michael K.
Wow, 68 positive comments – MK rules!!
To this date one of my top ten Michael K moments is when he had that Taylor Swift/Taylor Lautner business and he titled the Pics “Cougar Alert”
Am I the only one who hates Michael K? I think he writes degenerate filth and that alot of his stuff IS offensive. What’s worse is that it’s called humor. It’s pretty base humor to me. He is always gross and insulting. Hot Slut of the Day? I think we often forget that these celebrities are human beings and MK capitalizes on it. If you have class you won’t brag about loving his site.
I love MK and I’m totally addicted to his blog! He’s smart, funny, sharp and now I see he’s also a cutie!!
MK, you’re the best!!!
Michael is great. My only complaint about DListed is that he doesn’t post frequently enough!
I don’t remember where I heard/read this, but my impression was that Michael’s boyfriend is whoever runs BlindGossip?
I love MK. He’s hilarious. Too bad it’s the talentless famewhores who get all of the attention and TV spots. Perez Hilton is just as talentless (not funny, bad grammar, etc.) and pointless as his namesake Paris Hilton…
Wake up TV/radio shows–Michael K should be your gossip guy…
BlindGossip is female. I think?
Mimi, you need a stiff hard drink and some deliciousness that is Mother’s Animal Cookies. I’ll throw a hug in too.
Viva Michael K!
Adore Michael K. I also adore Celebitchy, JayBird and Kaiser, et al. Just had to say it.
Dlisted is my favorite blog–taking away nothing from the bitchy, but MK is great and reminds me of all my witty friends who I can’t kvetch with daily.
Gosh I hope he reads the comments section I LOVE Michael K. he is fabulous! He was also kind enough to reply to my humble fan letter..D-Listed & Celebitchy rule!!!!!!
I emailed him once because he drove me nuts with always saying in reference to his no no hole. Drove me insane. But he emailed me and expressed that’s just who he is and didn’t mean to upset anyone. He was cool for that and i still check his website. Thanks for letting me actually see his face and his side of the story. But seriously no no hole sounds like a freakin fourth grader trying to figure out their ass from their momma saying no no!!! LOL!!
Love Michael K. too and always wondered what he looked like. A total cutie! I use side-eye, shank-eye, fish-eye all the time now. And I hope he never, ever cleans up his blog, that would be so boring..
Anyone who hates MK, I will sit on you, shave off your eyebrows and draw them back on with wide tip purple Sharpies.
THEN I will cut open your breastseses and shove in some chicken cutlets.
Don’t try me. He’s my boyfriend, so shut up. My love for him will never die.
(He’s why I found celebitchy, which I LOVE!)
I want to add Dlisted and Celebitchy are literally the only gossip sites I go to anymore. I even took the others off my favorites list. I don’t need any others, I get everything between you two.
dlisted is the best. love Michel K.’s sense of humor. love it! my favorite gossip blog bar none.
Nice to see the face that has been making me laugh for the past few years! He says what we all think…love him!
I’ve been a regular on there for years. DListed is one of the first sites I go to daily.
I love love love MK! He, Lainey and Celebitchy are my faves.
Stopped reading him ages ago, too gross for me.
Hhahahahahaha “Shiloh Jolie hater”
Classic. His posts on JA, BP and AJ crack me up. Whether it’s Maddox’s fake feud with JA, AJ leaving her golden chariot at home or BP Billy Goat facial hair, I always end up laughing.
Part of it is that he has no preference either way. He rags on ALL of them.
90 comments of pure praise.
He is The star.
I love him!!! First thing in the morning! The one thing I now deal with after catching on a few years ago, looking at EVERYONES eyebrows…Glad your getting some props from your PEERS!!
Jen
Tampa
Seriously gotta pile on with the Michael K love…he is my go-to when I need a laugh and always delivers! He deserves all the success in the world!
Aaw, got quite surprised to see he’d made an interview. As was pointed out, he does deserve some recognition, but man, I appreciate his anonymity.. (in contrast to the mario guy who just smears his face everywhere as soon as he gets the chance). or that is, MK’s persona comes out enough in his blog π lovely guy for an awesome site, glad he’s still amusing us with his raunchyness π
Count me among the Michael K lovers. I can’t say enough good about him. He makes me laugh whether he’s writing about Lindsay Blohan or something random that I wouldn’t normally be interested in. And it’s true, there’s no bitchiness. His writing is brilliant, bad words and all.
Thank you for posting this! I check CB and Dlisted every morning first thing!
I only wish his comment section were more like this one.
I love MK! He cracks me up! I use his expressions quite often and people will look at me like “Wtf?!?!”
I need to get the t-shirt!
LOVE HIM!
More luv for MK!!
love Michael K
fact: i start my daily online visits with dlisted.com
i absolutely love this guy.
how cute is he?!!!
i adore mk he makes me laugh and feel sane
MK is the love of my life! IΒ΄m forever grateful for finding his blog
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE him!
We’re friends on Facebook π Been reading Dlisted for years and I love it like he loves the Empress of Lucite!
Dlisted is the best – I don’t check it as much as here cause they have shite support for blackberry browserness but he makes me LoL (literally) .. Adding to the MK love with ascii hearts, glitter, unicorns and rainbows coming out of one’s ass :o)
I love MK! Most of his “MichaelKisms” have now found their way into my regular vocabulary. I never read the comments though, I’m just there for the MK love. Celebitchy is one of the few sites where I actually read the comments. I think we get some good conversations going here sometimes.
Love MK!!
He has a link to his myspace from dlisted I believe… plenty of pics of him, elvie etc. You guys should check it if you haven’t π agree with the poster above – it’s dlisted, lainey & celebitchy for me + found celebitchy & lainey through MK. Plus he’s a hottie.
Dlisted rocks, Michael K is genious
it is such a warm feeling to see how much love there is for both u guys ( dlisted and celebitchy) it is really rare and it must mean that both of u are doing it right! π love u both.
MK is the sweetest and most funny guy online. When I saw on his site that he was on myspace I sent him a friend request just cause… But he totally replied & even commented on my pics so I know that he actually looked!
And w/o him I would of never found celebitchy. Can’t praise him enough!!! π
i also found celebitchy thru Mk.. i don’t remember how i first found MK tho.
i adore him. he makes me laugh to the point of crying. even on topics i care nothing about, which is most of them, i read his comments anyway for sheer hilarity.
and i also love how he’s not lesbophobic like a certain other gay male blogger. i honestly don’t know the real name of Mrs Cynthia Nixon.. she’s always been Rojo Caliente to me! Ack!
and of course he had to comment a few times on Ronson’s long fingers. that image is still stuck in my head.
and remember if you ever see a sad gayelle, it is your duty as a citizen of this planet to go hug her like you would a 9-inch (censored!!!)
I love his HOT SLUT OF THE DAY section
Funny. Acerbic. Intelligent. Sweet. Damn good writer. Doesn’t want to be famous. Smart. And cute.
I’m a new fan and wish to thank MK for the chola eyebrows. Luv ’em to bits. LOL
I love him. I stopped reading Perez as he is just boring and not funny and so up himself. Michael K is the best. He ALWAYS makes me smile. Thanks for the great profile and pics – I was dying to know what he looked like. I knew he must be gorgeous! “What is this fuckery” – nothing like it.
love MK! so refreshing for the times these crazy days!
he is so hilarious and so humble! he does deserve his sucess. self promotion whore (that is so gross and trashy) perez hilton can take a few hints from this guy..
well no he has crossed the line a few times-some of the stuff he said about rhianna when that whole domestic violence thing came up was rather nasty.
LOVE,LOVE, LOVE!!! MK!!