If you are a cougar, or puma, perhaps the secret to keeping your younger man happy is to behave like a teenager yourself. It sure seems to be working out for Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. Their latest antics on Twitter are a combination of publicity stunts and goofy foreplay. Apparently both stars like writing messages on their hands and taking pictures of themselves…kinda like my 14-year-old kid and her little friends.
Here’s a glimpse into a night at the Kutcher-Moore household. From separate rooms in their shared LA home Thursday night, Ashton and Demi planned a dinner menu and a bedroom rendezvous by writing dialogue on their bodies and sending the pictures over Twitter. Demi’s teenage daughter Tallulah got pulled in right before things turned sexual.
Note the product placement. Both Demi and Ashton pose with a package of ‘Wanted’ perfume, Helena Rubinstein’s new fragrance that Demi is fronting. Demi previously called on fans to tweet pictures of what they wanted written on their hands. Most wishes were more along the lines of marriage equality, ending war and their children’s happiness than takeout food and sex.
Ashton once famously tweeted a picture of his wife’s panty-clad tush.
Is it weird that two people in the same house feel the need to communicate via Twitpics? It is to me, but then again I don’t live in a giant mansion. In my house, we can just yell across rooms to each other, “Hey, what do you want for dinner?” And foreplay usually involves candles, Luther Vandross’ Greatest Hits and some massage oil – not writing on my arm. So this is completely foreign to me. I don’t get these two, but hey – whatever they’re doing seems to work for them. They both always manage to look great, and somehow remain A-list celebrities in spite of the fact that neither of them has put out a decent film in ages. Seriously, the best thing Ashton has done lately are those stupid camera commercials, so if he can get people to keep following him on Twitter, good for him. Now, about those hats…