Jamie Lee Curtis’s son is Justin Long’s Mini Me


Have you ever wanted to know what Justin “The Mac Guy” Long looked like as a little kid? What’s that? Not really? Too bad, because apparently Justin made love to Jamie Lee Curtis 14 years ago, and she gave birth to his identical spawn. That’s the only explanation I have for these pictures, taken of Jamie and her two kids, Annie, 23, and Thomas, 13 at last night’s Avatar premiere in Los Angeles. When I wasn’t paying attention and I first saw these photos, I honestly thought “Damn, Jamie is towering over poor Justin Long!”

Annie is working it for the cameras, yes? HuffPo says that she just graduated from college, and my guess is that she has her heart set on some kind of film career. She’s totally playing for cameras! She’s very pretty, but she looks very tall too – six feet tall would be my guess, even making concessions for her heels. She looks a little like one of Meryl Streep’s daughters.

I just can’t get over Thomas/Mini-Justin Long, though. This kid is killing me. He could make a career out of being the Mini-Mac Guy. Maybe Apple will hire Thomas for ads!

Jamie Lee Curtis and her kids at the ‘Avatar’ premiere on December 16, 2009. Credit: WENN.


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  1. Firestarter says:

    The kid does look like a mini-Justin.

    I thought it was a picture of him with Jaime from years ago.

    Does anyone know, (guess I could look it up) but aren’t both children adopted because she is unable to have children due to some medical problem?

  2. Dyeahthatsme says:

    I think she and Christopher Guest actually adopted both of their children.

    I don’t care how old he is – I would totally jump Christopher Guest if I ever saw him.

    This one goes to 11…..

  3. Praise St. Angie! says:

    firestarter, I believe that both children are adopted, but I don’t know if it’s a medical issue or just that Curtis preferred to adopt over having a biological child.

    of course, the conspiracy theorists would have you believe that the “medical problem” is that she was born a hermaphrodite. that was the rumor for YEARS. (didn’t believe it then, and don’t believe it now, either.)

  4. BitterBetty says:

    I see the resemblance but the kid is much better looking, thankfully. I always thought Justin Long looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy. very creepy.

  5. Petra X says:

    Priscilla Presley take note. This is how a 50 something woman should look.

  6. sonny says:

    Jamie is actually a man (XY sex chromosomes). Jamie has testicular feminization. no uterus or ovaries. google it. nothing came out of Jamie’s snatch.

  7. BitterBetty says:

    Yes, JLC has aged gracefully. I love her natural grey hair.

  8. Tia C says:

    @ Petra X: You’re being kind – Priscilla Presley is WAY past 50 something (64).

    Jamie’s daughter is pretty, and I think the son looks like a combination of Justin Long and Freddie Prinze, Jr. lol…

  9. Mann1 says:

    Jamie Lee always looks so good! Daughter is pretty . . . although, I wish all of Hollywood would STOP with the awkward one-hand-on-hip pose. Can we get a campaign started about that? Looks painful, not pretty! They are all skinny enough that they don’t need weird poses!

  10. wow says:

    Ha! He really does look like Justin could be his father.

  11. crash2GO2 says:

    The children are both adopted.

    JLC long rumored to suffer from androgen insensitivity syndrome (used to be referred to as testicular feminization, but term is now considered offensive and inaccurate) although she herself has remained mute on the subject.

  12. danielle says:

    OMG – that kid looks shockingly like Justin Long – weird!

  13. Kaye says:

    Years ago I knew someone who had androgen insensitivity. She was completely feminine (mentally and physically) but she didn’t have a uterus because she was genetically male. She didn’t have a penis either. Unfortunately, it really messed with her head. It seems that if Jamie Lee does have that condition, she has handled it really well.

  14. EMV says:

    Whether she had them or not isn’t the point. It has not been proven or disproven that she is a hermaphrodite. Her kids are cute and her son looks like Justin Long,which is weird.

  15. Rio says:

    I love both of them, but Jaime Lee Curtis and Christopher Guest are like the Hollywood Odd Couple, lol…the Scream Queen and the indie/mockumentary British Royalty.
    (Guest actually IS titled, if you didn’t know– he’s a Baron and served in the House of Lords. JLC gave an awesome interview several years back where she said that she loved having a real excuse to wear a tiara.)

  16. Betty says:

    OMG Wikipedia says that the kids are adopted. So it could really be Justin’s kid or brother! Too weird.

  17. For Sooth? says:

    Jaime is my role model for aging. Her and Ellen. They are who they are and aren’t apologizing for it. Oh, and Meryl Streep too. Her kids and Jaime’s kids are so lucky to have normal moms. These women put all the other Hollywood fake and bake bimbos to shame.

  18. just a thought says:

    It has been a bit since I’ve seen her, but I think the daughter looks a little like a slightly fuller faced version of Susan Surandon’s daughter. Personally I think both are pretty, so either way it works.

  19. Ally says:

    That was my first thought upon seeing the picture, too! And the daughter looks like Susan Sarandon’s daughter. Weird.

  20. galen says:

    i know tom personally he is an awesome person if you give him or his mom or his sister any bullshit then you are an idiot and should get to know someone before you judge them and shouldnt trust what the internet says

  21. Butterfly says:

    I used to be friends with Tom’s biological parents. When he was younger, he looked just like his biological father. He still has the same eyes, but he’s come to resemble his biological mother a LOT more as he’s aged.

    I don’t have a clue about the rumors about Jamie Lee Curtis but I will say this, I had the good fortune to meet her once and she is the nicest, most real, down-to-earth person you could ever meet and as far as I’m concerned that is all that matters. She’s even more beautiful inside than she is outside, and she’s pretty darn stunning on the outside!!