Friday Night Joke: The Koala and the Little Lizard

My husband was forwarded this joke today. If you’ve already seen it, I apologize, but it’s just so funny.

The Koala and the Little Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says “Hey Koala! what are you doing?”

The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and he’s going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: “What’s the matter with you?”

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says “Hey you!”

So the koala looks down at him and says…

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  1. xiaoecho says:


  2. celebitchy says:

    Does this joke suck or do you think it’s funny? I thought it was hysterical or I wouldn’t have posted it. What’s with the McD’s reference?

  3. xiaoecho says:

    Oops! I think the whole thing went completely over my head; I didn’t click the link at the end (it was very late at night) and yeah it is funny