Will Lindsay Lohan & Joaquin Phoenix hook up again?


I noticed that there were photos of Joaquin Phoenix and Lindsay Lohan exiting Voyeur in LA last night, likely within minutes of each other. It got me to thinking… hookup? What kind of sense would Lindsay and Joaquin make together? She’s a crackhead… and Joaquin – well, who knows? He’s shaved and he doesn’t seem as crazy anymore, but you know there’s something in there, lurking. Anyway, it turns out they were partying together, according to Pop Sugar, who claimed Lindsay “was soon off to finish her evening at Voyeur with Ryan Phillippe and Joaquin Phoenix.” Conceivably, Lohan could be bangin’ Ryan Phillippe just as easily, I guess. But Joaquin is the one I’m worried about.


By the way, Lindsay is back to some kind of brownish-red hair color. It makes her look slightly healthier, but she needs to stop with the lip injections. She’s giving Nicole Kidman a run for her money. Joaquin looks… sober. Thank God. He’s back on good terms with his razor again too, which is so, so nice.

Anway, as I was looking to see if anyone else was running with the rumor that Joaquin and Lindsay could potentially be hooking up, I found the old rumors of their alleged hookup. Apparently (and I truly have no memory of this), Lindsay and Joaquin were loosely associated together as potential hookups back in late 2006 and early 2007. In fact, friends claimed that Lindsay claimed that she and Joaquin had done the sex. Ugh. Doesn’t that make you feel differently about Joaquin? Like, now, instantly, he’s a skeeze.


Lindsay and Joaquin leaving Voyeur separately late 1/30- early 2/1. Credit: David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.

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26 Responses to “Will Lindsay Lohan & Joaquin Phoenix hook up again?”

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  1. Sumodo says:

    Crazy meets Crazier and Closeted for a drink.

  2. Dorothy says:

    I love him! I hope they didn’t hook up! I want him back with Liv Tyler!!!! They could get married and have beautiful babies…

  3. lucy2 says:

    No one should hook up with either of them, unless they really like crazy.

    You know when you smush your lips to a window? That’s what hers look like all the time.

  4. Icecat says:


    I can’t hear you!!

  5. Tia C says:

    Wow, she looks human again with the dark hair. I dunno, I think these two as a couple make sense. He can class her up a little bit and she can bring him out of his shell. Why not?

  6. Just a Poster says:

    ———> Joins Icecat


  7. sasha says:

    I suppose that’s a Perfect Storm of Crazy right there… eesh.

  8. juiceinla says:

    This might be the sickest thing I have ever thought about a celebrity, but when I read this piece, I immediately wondered if Lolo was angling for a Viper Room overdose… (in the immortal words of Kaiser “GGGAHHHHHHH”).

    Not sure what is more troubling, the fact that I think these things, or the fact that I could conceive of Lindsay Lohan actually plotting such a horrific “memorial or tribute”….

  9. Lee says:

    No way. Joaquin was there with his older sister, and left with his older sister. You don’t hook up with Lindsay Lohan in front of your big sis. Especially not while making your comeback into Hotness.

  10. I Choose Me says:

    Partying in the same vicinity does not equal a hookup. *Please God.*

  11. Kathie says:

    Nobody brings the crazy drug and alcohol drama like Lohan/Phoenix, it makes me wonder what on earth Ryan Phillipe was doing with them, his rep is not particularly drama/crazy oh well I guess politics is not the only thing that makes for strange bedfellows apparently personality disorders/drug issues do too!

  12. Iggles says:

    He’s married and has a baby!

    Granted, that doesn’t stop people from cheating, but why would anyone want a married man to “hook up” with Lindsay Lohan?

  13. Beth says:

    Lindsay looks better with dark hair but it’s sad that she’s sporting a double chin.

  14. meilamon says:

    DAMMIT NO!!!! I love him! I thought he was waiting for me…..

  15. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Lindsay has probably hooked up with everyone in Lala land…so no new news here

  16. Ruby Red Lips says:


    The above link is horribly disturbing and sounds just like Lindsay and her little Lohan sis…

  17. Solveig says:

    What does mean “again”?
    Did they hook up? EWWWWWWWW!
    I used to love Joaquin but I’m losing respect I have for him lately.

  18. Mark says:

    We can only hope that they don’t procreate.

  19. p3rp3tu4 says:

    I agree with Dorothy or he can stay single :D

  20. Kylie says:

    I try not to say negative things about peoples looks but god dammit she looks TERRIBLE! Why so puffy faced Lydns?

  21. MiMi says:

    It was only a matter of time before she’d be doing the old “round two” thing. She’s been with all of them before, now she’s got to do them all again.

  22. Tia C says:

    @ Iggles – neither Wikipedia or IMDB have anything in his bio about him being married with a child. Who is he married to?

  23. kermit says:

    A few years ago Lindsay performed a song called Rumors. Take a listen, applies to lots of press about her.

  24. Chicken Tetrazzini says:

    I hope he knows better than to touch that diseased crack ho…I’m sure he doesn’t want his junk to turn black and fall off, now does he? I’d think sticking it into Hohan would be like sticking it into acid. Besides, she looks like a mummy. Couldn’t he do better? Picking up a random prostitute off the street would likely be safer than touching Hohan! He must have lost his mind for real….

  25. Jazz says:

    Nooo, keep Joaquin away from that ho bag!

    *joins Icecat and Just A Poster*


  26. candy says:

    lilo is already in a video wearing what appears to be com’m joaquin get over here to the haiti funraiser and see me remember the great times, saying that by the seductress has her hair in black the way she had it, when him and her stayed together after his film for Johnny cash.