Pamela Anderson is a glittery, sweaty, gross mess

Pamela Anderson steps out on to the runway in the A*MUSE by Richie Rich fall fashion show at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the very definition of a catastrophe. Pamela Anderson, wearing what I can only believe is a the last gasp of this poor silver fabric, with sweaty, orange glitter pouring off of her – this is sexy? Really? At what point will Pamela’s fans just stop and really look at this woman?

Anyway, this is Pamela “modeling” at Richie Rich’s fashion show yesterday. You know why she models? Because she’s a beautiful, delicate flower. Jesus. Just how broke is Pam that she needs these gigs? This is Pam posing with the designer:

Pamela Anderson and Richie Rich step out on to the runway in the A*MUSE by Richie Rich fall fashion show at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Bryant Park in New York

He’s on drugs, right? Or is this a post-modern masterpiece worthy of Andy Warhol? Oh, and YIKES:

Pamela Anderson steps out on to the runway in the A*MUSE by Richie Rich fall fashion show at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York

Pamela Anderson and Richie Rich step out on to the runway in the A*MUSE by Richie Rich fall fashion show at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York

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  1. Schnauzers!!!! says:

    Does she do her own makeup?
    She doesn’t need to if that’s the case.
    Someone needs to learn to age a tad more gracefully…and graciously…

  2. Schnauzers!!!! says:

    In that last pic, she looks a bit like Tila Tequila

  3. westender says:

    What a train wreck !!!

  4. guesty says:

    sad really…kinda like a retired athlete that doesn’t realize it’s over.

  5. DoMaJoReMc says:

    In the second photo, what the hell is all over the back of her arm? And in the fourth photo, what is up with the top of her thigh?

    I can’t imagine what her boys must think every time any of these photos show up on the internet. At some point, they are going to be mortified.

    She is certainly old enough NOT to be wearing something as catastrophic as this.

  6. sickofit says:

    this swimsuit (?) is not looking good on her… well and the make up, only word for it: disaster…
    silver is really not her color

  7. dee says:

    This is just sad. I cant believe Pam doesnt have a friend to tell her she’s past the age when its hot to prance around in a bathing suit. Now she just looks pathetic and like she’s trying to hard to prove she’s still hot. Sadly, even tho I think she looks good, she has past the age when it looks good to be dressing like she does.

  8. dee says:


    the stuff on her legs in the 4th pic is sadly called ‘aging skin’.certain lighting can make it appear worse.

  9. JulieNewmar says:

    Glitter and sweat should only be seen in public in vintage pics of Studio 54 back in it’s heyday.

  10. Neelyo says:

    that third picture is going to give me nightmares.

  11. gg says:

    Suck it in, greasyfeet!

    The thing on her arm is a skin condition.

    She’s done something to her face/lips.

  12. dude says:

    I hope when she’s on dancing with the stars, they wont let her put that mudd on her eyes! That looks horrible!! Less is more!!

  13. meme says:

    i have no words

  14. Mary says:

    This is Heidi Montag in ten years.

  15. bella says:

    The “stuff” on her thighs looks like cellulite and/or aging skin. The stuff on her face looks like a 3 or 4 year old playing with glitter and her mama’s makeup. My husband and I have been saying for about the last year (at least) that she is not looking well and is quite the mess. She looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet, and that’s when she’s wearing makeup. Without it, she’s a disaster.

    And on the subject of her sons: I have 2 teenagers, as well as my baby boy, and I always took into consideration how I dressed and whether it would be embarrassing to them or not to be seen with me in public – still do, as a matter of fact. I don’t think how we dress as parents should be dictated by snotty teenagers, but I do think we should consider our children’s feelings, especially since they are so self-conscious and easily embarrassed by their parents.

  16. Snarf says:


  17. Jazz says:

    Pamela, your Baywatch days are over. This is just getting sad now.

  18. snowball says:

    She has hepatitis C, doesn’t she? Not saying she’d look especially hot without it, but maybe some of what’s going on with her face and body is because she’s ill.

    Before the implants and weird men she hooks up with, she was pretty. Now she’s really nothing more than big boobs attached to a disintegrating body and face.

    I feel sorry for her. On some level, I have to believe she does know that a trainwreck her life has become, but she’s either dirt poor or she needs what she thinks is good attention. Or maybe just any attention.

  19. bella says:


    Yes, ITA, and I think Heidi is going to look like her in a few years: big fake boobs attached to disintegrating (fake) face and (fake) body. And the need for attention will be duplicated as well.

  20. Just a Poster says:

    Oh Pam…What the hell happened?

    Quick someone call Carson Kelly! Time for a make under STAT!

  21. Susette says:

    What’s really sad is that given her recent appearances at Rite-Aid and Sears, I think she’s just so desperately in need of money that she really has to do these things. She has no other skills or anything that she’s known for and her money is gone, so this is what’s left. She should really be a cautionary tale for any young woman in Hollywood that has no skills other than being “hot”.

    @Bella – You sound like a good mom.

  22. Eileen Yover says:

    Good. God.

  23. bella says:

    @ Susette – Thank you! I do try. Also, I think I read awhile back that she was behind in payments for some remodelling work on her house, and maybe some property taxes, too, so that could be why she’s doing these low-rent appearances.

  24. andrea says:

    this one and brit, if they got their skin situation straightened out, learned how to use makeup properly, washed and brushed their hair and put on some classy clothing that fits, they’d both be reasonably attractive.

    i can believe that pam does this crap cuz she needs money, but if she needs cash that badly, can’t she hit up tommy lee?

  25. Stephie says:

    Sears, Rite Aid (was it?), and now this. Sad. Makeup is just awful. Kind of feel bad for her. Has to be money issues because why else would she degrade herself this way? C’mon Pammy, find a rich old guy so you can retire and live a dignified, maybe even enjoyable retirement and spare us and yourself any more of this scary stuff.

  26. bros says:

    When its over for you in the looks department it’s OVER!Some please tell to go and learn a trade or something.

  27. NicoleB says:

    She looks like a joke that no one is laughing at anymore.

  28. GatsbyGal says:

    Jesus…Jesus Christ…wtf.

    This is, honest to god, hands down, the trashiest thing I have ever seen.

  29. Layla says:

    Hep C didn’t do that to her. My dad had had it for 22 years, and he doesn’t look all….yucky.

    I wonder if she ever looks at these pictures afterwards. Ya know, when she’s sober.

  30. alibeebee says:

    I think Richie Rich secretely hates her and that’s why he dresses her like that. she looks broken down and hard up. poor thing she needs to age more gracefully.

  31. Chana says:


    And curious. I hear all the time that there is no diversity in the major celebrity culture and that you can only be famous if you are blonde, skinny and have giant fake breasts, but here this woman is on your D-List. And Heidi Montag is practically F-List.

    Both are precisely what some people claim is the only thing that gets you ahead in the entertainment industry. But they are lagging behind.

  32. snapdragon says:

    she reminds me of the ex-cheerleader who turns up at the 20th high school reunion, stuffed into her cheerleader outfit,trying to be sexy, even though she’s been eating cheetos in a trailer park for 18 years.

  33. mhjmc says:

    Does this woman own anything that’s age appropriate? OMG … I’m glad my breakfast didn’t come up.

  34. Ron says:

    Pam has walked for Richie/Heatherette for a number of years so the make-up and outfit are that bitches fault. But Pam should have just said no. She’s 40 something now and she needs to reign it in. You can still be sexy without looking like a 5 dollar ho. Dressing like this also makes her look even older. A side note, I have had many dealings with Pam and she truly is just the nicest gal.

  35. Spooge says:

    Oh barf!!
    Dad!! Grandma’s taking off her clothes again!!

  36. hater from siloam springs says:

    Wow. What a shame that she’s endorsing the new Sharpie line of cosmetics. She could do better.

  37. elina says:


  38. Aussie Mama says:

    say no to drugs!

  39. Paula says:

    “This is just sad. I cant believe Pam doesnt have a friend to tell her she’s past the age when its hot to prance around in a bathing suit.”

    Courtney Cox, Jennifer Anniston, and Cindy Crawford are all around the same age as Pam, and they still look great in bikinis, which they save for the beach. These women are all toned whereas Pam is flabby albeit not overweight.

  40. Lil says:

    Elderly strippers are the worst!

  41. Judy says:

    Even in her prime, I thought she looked like a cheap whore.

  42. Caz says:

    What a filthy looking porn star. But I guess she is laughing all the way to the bank.

  43. Ursaline says:

    Not to pour salt on the wounds, but….

    The corresponding article to this one on the HuffPost is even worse. The photos show her fake tanner streaked down her legs in what I can only image to be from sweating.

    Wow. It’s hard to even muster the strength to be mean when she looks so pitiful that I think she really needs to find an infomercial gig or something that would provide a paycheck and let her keep some clothes on.

  44. SixxKitty says:

    @meme: I have a word.. dignity…

  45. EJ says:

    Yeah – I see these pictures and I always wonder about her two young sons – how they deal with the fallout from stuff like this…

  46. memee says:

    Baby Jane Hudson. No other explanation.

  47. ThunderC*nt says:

    Pam says those brown scars on her arms are the result of swimming in a leech infested pond.

  48. kelly says:

    i knew this day would come.
    ur smart girl…give up this 20-somethin bullcrap and show us how smart and wise u are….pleeeeeez

  49. KLaw says:

    Those brown marks on her arm look like finger marks from someone grabbing her too hard. Abuse?

  50. Kelly says:

    Oh, give an old girl a break! Sure she’s a nasty skank but that’s Pam, she’s always been one, and she’s not changing any time soon. I kind of like Pam for some reason, perhaps because we’re both aging slappers?(Relax,universe, I wont be flapping my cellulite on runway any time soon.) I dunno. She’s not really hurting anyone and her kids look fed and watered and basically ok, so hell, why not?
    Pluck out thine eye, etc.

  51. isabelle says:

    Yuck, yuck, yuck. Those poor boys of hers must be so embarrassed. Plus they’re growing up with a pretty warped view of women with a mother like that.

  52. Luci says:

    I give credit where its due, and for a +40 she’s pretty hot,
    come on! look at those abs!

  53. Brody Stern says:


  54. Lori says:

    I think she could still look pretty if she went softer on her make-up, removed the implants and dressed more her age. In her 20’s there was no one more beautiful then her.

  55. myfloridacom says:

    nasty i need too barf

  56. hells says:

    She now looks like the drag version of herself…..sad!