Gwyneth Paltrow plays ‘f–k marry kill’ with RDJ, Timothee Chalamet & Jude Law

Gwyneth Paltrow has a Goop podcast. Does anyone listen to it? Does she do the pod with any regularity? Well, there was a new episode this week, and Gwyneth basically did an AMA (Ask Me Anything). So, naturally, someone asked her to play “F–k Marry Kill” with three of her costars, Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law and Timothee Chalamet. Well, I know what my answers would be.

Gwyneth Paltrow faced an “impossible” challenge when she took some rapid-fire fan questions on the July 22 episode of The goop Podcast. The 52-year-old Oscar winner was given the task of playing the game “Marry, F—, Kill” with three of her most famous costars — Jude Law, Robert Downey Jr. and Timothée Chalamet.

“This is impossible,” Paltrow insisted when given the task. “This is like, there’s no way I can answer this.” But answer she did, quickly picking her Iron Man husband Downey Jr., 60, to be her hypothetical groom.

“I would marry Robert because we would just laugh so much and have such a fun, weird life and travel,” she said. “And, anyway, I’m already, basically, I am married to him in movies, so what’s the difference?”

However, the other two categories proved more of a challenge for Paltrow to navigate.

“Who am I gonna f— you guys — Jude or Timothée Chalamet?” she pondered. Acknowledging that the decision was “very tough,” Paltrow ultimately went with Law, 52, for a romantic rendezvous, “only because it’s like robbing the cradle, really, if I do it with Timothée.”

She added of her upcoming Marty Supreme costar, “I think my children would kill me if I did that.” But despite her initial decision, Paltrow quickly changed her mind, cutting in with a new response. “I’m not gonna say. Both. I’m gonna marry all three,” she insisted. “I’m gonna marry and f— all three. How’s that? I’m a modern woman. I’m not killing anyone.”

[From People]

Jude is the prize in this group, honestly. He’s the only one not getting killed by anyone. Every woman will choose Jude for “marry” or “f–k.” Once you settle that, you have to ask yourself: which one could I just do without, RDJ or Timmy? I like how Gwyneth inadvertently decided to kill Chalamet because she couldn’t see herself marrying him or f–king him. One thing to know about Timothee Chalamet if you choose to f–k him or marry him… he will probably make you wear Knicks-themed lingerie.

Photos courtesy of Avalon Red, Cover Images.

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5 Responses to “Gwyneth Paltrow plays ‘f–k marry kill’ with RDJ, Timothee Chalamet & Jude Law”

  1. Normades says:

    If it HAS to be one for each marry RDJ, F Jude, kill Timmy

  2. PixieButt says:

    My responses are the same….
    Marry: RDJ
    Shag: Jude
    Kill: Timmy, he’s fine but I have no use for him

  3. Up In Toronto says:

    You know, I realize that I know more about Gwyneth’s libido from candles to kiss-and-tell stories on exes than I care to know. She really lives in the past. Time for a break. I’m going back the basic complaint about her: she should do something more w her celebrity. Help the poor or hungry or sexually abused.

  4. Libra says:

    Regarding that top photo; how did Gwyneth get boobs? She’s usually as flat as a fried egg on an ironing board.

  5. Duch says:

    I’m older than Gweneth but I’m not marrying or killing Timotheé 🙂

    I mean that Blue commercial …

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