Vanessa Paradis “ordered” Johnny Depp not to work with Angelina


Enjoy this report, Brange-H8TERS, because it will be the first of bajillion. Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie have officially begun working together, filming on the same sets in Venice this week. So, of course, the game really begins. Of course, Star Magazine and others had already reported that Depp and Jolie’s off-screen hookup was pretty much a fait accompli, but it’s good to know that this sh-t will be ratcheted up big time now that they’re actually in the same city at the same time. So the New York Post is reporting that Depp is trying to get out of the film already, because his girlfriend/partner Vanessa Paradis has “ordered” him to “find another gig”. Because she doesn’t want to end up like all of the other women who have had their men “stolen” by Jolie.


Laura Dern found out the hard way — and so did Jennifer Aniston. But Johnny Depp’s longtime gal pal has no intention of joining the trail of brokenhearted Hollywood ladies left crying to Oprah Winfrey after Angelina Jolie stole their men.

So when Vanessa Paradis found out her “Pirates of the Caribbean” stud and Jolie were to shoot a passionate love scene in their new movie “The Tourist,” she ordered Depp to find another gig, a source told The Post.

But by all appearances, Depp has not been able to cut himself out of the shoot. Filming started last month and Depp and Jolie were spied sharing a laugh on set at the Palazzo Pisani Moretta in Venice on Tuesday.

In the flick, Jolie plays an Interpol agent who seduces a tourist, played by Depp, in order to flush out a criminal she had a fling with in the past.

Paradis “found out that there was a real long and intense love scene between [Depp] and Jolie,” a source close to the project said.

“He’s currently trying to [get out of the movie], but I don’t know if he’s succeeded. But he’s trying and they’re talking about replacing him with [Jolie’s partner] Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio.”

Paradis, Depp’s partner of 12 years with whom she has two kids, doesn’t have to look deep into Jolie’s past to find reasons to worry. The puffy-lipped siren and Pitt hooked up after they steamed up the screen in “Mr. & Mrs. Smith.”

The 2005 picture was largely credited with busting up Pitt’s Tinseltown union with “Friends” actress Aniston.

Years earlier, Jolie got her hooks into Billy Bob Thornton, while the “Sling Blade” actor was reportedly engaged to actress Dern.

Reps for Depp, Jolie, Sony Pictures and producer Graham King could not be reached for comment yesterday.

[From The New York Post]

Yeah… he’s not getting out of it. Principal photography has begun, and if Depp tried to pull out now – because his girlfriend “ordered” him to – he would be sued, big time. Beyond that, I don’t really believe that Vanessa “orders” Depp to do anything, or that Vanessa is worried in any way.

I should mention one little point here – the Post is owned by Rupert Murdoch, like The News of the World, which is the British publication that Brad and Angelina are suing for the NOFW’s story about them consulting divorce lawyers. Is this Murdoch-owned press payback for the lawsuit? I have no idea how that sh-t works, or what state Brangelina’s lawsuit is in, but it does seem interesting to me.



Johnny & Angelina filming together on Tuesday, March 2, 2010. Credit: Vanessa in New York on February 9, 2010, and additional side-by-side photos courtesy of ANG/Fame Pictures.

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  1. Melanie says:

    I am a jellyhater. Wait, is that correct?

  2. Praise St. Angie! says:

    LOL at Melanie…good one!

    sounds like a bunch of BS to me, but hey…the tabs (yes, that includes the POST) know what sells.

    what I find interesting is that whenever BBT and Dern’s relationship is mentioned, the fact that ISN’T mentioned is that BBT was with someone when he and Dern hooked up.

    isn’t Dern therefore a “homewrecker” too?

  3. Me says:

    Vanessa is a bad ass. I can’t see her feeling threatened by the insect Jolie.

  4. bite me says:

    and don’t forget when Dern got with Ben Harper he was also involve with someone else

  5. Melanie says:

    I find it interesting that Pitt is hanging around set. I would too if I were him.

  6. GatsbyGal says:

    Yeah, I don’t think Vanessa Paradis is the ordering type. And I don’t think Johnny Depp’s the type to take bullshit orders like that anyway. They seem very secure in their relationship. If she were the type to get super jealous and posessive, I’d think they would have been legally married by now.

  7. bellaluna says:

    I highly doubt it. After 12 years and 2 kids together, I don’t think Vanessa’s that insecure. (I’m aware that it happens, has happened to me, in fact, but I doubt it in this case.) It’s not like Angelina has some special witchy-poo powers that make her irresistible to men who are taken. And this comment from someone who doesn’t even care for Angelina.

  8. Snarf says:

    Sounds like News Corp’s semi-mummified over-lord Murdouch’s particular brand of payback.

  9. serena says:

    A bunch of bullshit I way Depp and Jolie will end up together. And really I don’t get all this, it’s really tiresome.

  10. pooky says:

    Having sucked all the hot out of Brad Pitt, Angie Jo is bound to be on the lookout for fresh meat, but now’s she’s a rapidly-ageing walking skeleton I don’t believe Vanessa has too much to worry about.

  11. Marjalane says:

    Even if it were sorta, somewhat true, I don’t think Johnny Depp has the same level of man-whorishness that Brad Pitt had. It always irritates me that he gets excused for his part in the whole original Jen/Brad/Angie mess. Must be his skanky goatee that makes me hate him.

  12. princess pea says:

    Sucks to be the Depp-Paradis clan. They don’t usually get slapped in all the tabs, but this is what you get when you sign up for a project with Jolie I guess. I’m sure the stories are false, as are almost all stories about the Brange. I too, highly doubt that Paradis is a) the “order” type, and b) scared that Jolie will “steal” her man.

    I’m not ready to buy into the theory that this is all a Murdoch driven plot, though. I don’t think he cares that much… he’s got a lot of business, and the entertainment pages are not likely to be his prime focus. Particularly if you believe that the big breakup story was run as a last minute replacement for some other star scandal they had to pull. On that note, I still think the lawsuit is odd. The fact that reputable news agencies ran with the story isn’t the NOTW’s fault, after all.

  13. Other Laura says:

    Or not.

  14. TG says:

    Why does Angelina have an 80’s hairstyle for this film? She is too hot to be sporting that ridiculous style

  15. Me says:

    Angie’s voodoo snatch has lost power it once had. There’s no way in hell Johnny Depp would be as dumb as Brad, either. I can, however, see Angelina WANTING him to want her- I think she really gets off on the challenge of getting another woman’s man to fall in love with her.

    So yeah, nothing will happen, but she’ll certainly try to bewitch him. At least so that she’s satisfied that he secretly wants her.

  16. Melanie says:

    ^^^^ I agree, that is totally the vibe I get from her. She loves the hunt.

  17. bite me says:

    is anyone watching the view, those hens brought this rumor up

  18. gg says:

    I would assume no female would really WANT their hot actor man to work with Jolie simply because the females don’t really like her much. She’s made it pretty clear she’s not interested in making friends.

  19. dee says:

    idk about all this. I wouldnt blame Venessa at all b/c I do think Angelina gets into seducing and trying to get what some consider unattainable men, like Depp. I think she gets off on ‘getting the men’ away from their wives or gf’s, not so much the men themselves.
    Hopefully she wont succeed but I dont put anything past her.

  20. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Pathetic. I am like so sick of these rumors. Angelina has a very happy life, certainly didn’t steal any man from his woman. She doesn’t have to. Why can’t some women just accept being dumped and have to try and blame someone else for that. Its even more irritating seeing other women indulge in the my man was stolen or men can be stolen away thing. Gives them license to cheat without being responsible for their actions. Like oh just because there is an attractive, charming, maybe even seductive woman in his presence he couldn’t control himself. Ridiculous.

  21. Melanie says:

    Love Angelina, It is not anyones fault but Angie’s that she is seen as a preditor. Please don’t blame the general public for viewing her as such because her reputation proceeds her.

  22. This is BS says:

    This story is complete BS.I have read several interviews of Vanessa Paradis,the woman is NOT this insecure.Of course you Jolie haters will be eating up this stupid (fabricated) story and coming back for seconds.Oh BTW,stop bringing up Laura Dern.Ben Harper was STILL married when Laura hooked up with him.As a matter of fact….Laura was several months pregnant before Ben Harpers divorce was filed.Angelina and Johnny are both happy in their relationships and life.Jen and Brad’s marriage was over before he ever meet Angelina.I just love how haters forget Brad spent 3 months away from Jen in 2003 while filming Troy.And she visited him ONE TIME….yeah that says love doesn’t it?Haters have selective memory when it cames to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

  23. TaylorB says:

    Princess Pea,

    I am so with you. Paradis and Depp stay out of the spotlight on purpose and now they are being smacked about because of the AJ obsession. While I understand that stars need paps to keep up the hype, I do feel bad that they just can not go to the Zoo or the mall or anywhere for that matter without it becoming a PAP drama. I wish for their sake, and the sake of their children, that there could be a ‘work week’ for paps… like they can follow, photo and pester on Mon, Wed and Fri but the rest of the week they are not allowed to bug these folks so they can run errands and live their lives.

  24. ams says:

    blah so over the brange crap. she’s overrated!

  25. Bodhi says:

    Oh this is such crap. Johnny & Vanessa are happy together & secure in their relationship, as are Aj & BP. What is more realistic is that they all get together for a play date with the kids

  26. british bitch says:

    Ange the mange has had a truckload of kids, who´d be interested in that crusty old clout?

  27. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Oh Melanie, Angelina is just a beautiful, free-spirited, passionate, extremely honest woman, with a wild side and that made her, instantly some sorta maneater to people. Its not who she is. Angelina isn’t a maneater. That reputation is false. Certainly not her fault, the closed minded, silly minded women, insecure women, and media are responsible for this idiotic nonsense.

  28. Maritza says:

    There won’t be anything going on between those two because they each love their consensual partners.

  29. alex says:

    Oh my goodness I guest the haters come out to play today. I love it how the mentioned of AJ name turn these haters into pathetic idiots.

  30. Lucky Charm says:

    Angelina was single when she got together with BBT and Brad. Now she is happily in a long-term relationship, she would not go after JD. She has worked on many movies with other men since she and Brad have been together, this is just work to her.

  31. alex says:

    I can’t see the haters getting up everyday and chanting up and down how much their hate the evil evil Angelina Jolie lol. It would not surprise me if they have a little room in their homes dedicated to hating AJ lol. You much be so miserable in your life to have so much hate for someone you don’t know. So sad and pathetic to live like that

  32. Carrie says:

    I call bullshit. Google any quotes Johnny Depp has ever made about Vanessa or his kids and you’ll see that he’s pretty damn happy with his life exactly as it is. His kids and his privacy are the most important things in his life, he’s repeatedly said over and over.
    He’s not breaking up his home life to get together with the most famous and paparazzi-chased woman on the planet in order to play “daddy” to her six kids.

    It’s not happening. Angelina in the Billy Bob Thorton days (blood vials, velcro wall, sex in limos) is very different than Angelina today (humanitarian ambassador, adopter of orphans, mother of six).

    The old Angelina might have made a move on Johnny Depp, I’d believe it.
    But the current Angelina- not buying it.

  33. Solveig says:

    Love Angelina,

    why do you talk like you know her personally?
    Just asking.
    I for one don’t believe that she’s a maneater, and if she is probably is because she is quite insecure.
    Anyway, Vanessa didn’t say a thing when Keira Knightley confessed that she liked kissing Johnny (or something like that), why should she be concerned about Angelina?
    Don’t know them personally therefore I’m talking about the impression I get from them, but it seems that Paradis-Depp are very self confident people who trust each other.

  34. Icecat says:

    This is such bull crap..


  35. skibunny says:

    Love Angelina:
    Do you know Ms Jolie personally?
    I actually find your blind obsession with Ms Jolie scary.
    This picture of Vanessa Paradis is very pretty. I saw an advertisement with her in it the other night on TV and she looked beautiful.

  36. teri says:

    Nasty and mean hearted women just love good bs gossip, gives them something else to hate on. Keeps them complete. If the woman is beautiful and smart and has everything they will try and do everything possilbe to make her less attractive somehow. I see it as being bitter and jealous because they are insecure.

  37. Chana says:

    Because you know her so well, Love Angelina. By the way, “emotionally over” and “legally over” are two completely different things. Best let the ink dry on a divorce before getting involved, otherwise you’ll get the “homewrecker” stank on you, as Laura Dern had to do. You think Ben Harper’s marriage was doing well if he got another woman pregnant?

    Anyway, I highly doubt this nonsense is true mostly because Johnny Depp has been with Vanessa for ages and has worked with some lovely women and never (seemed to) stray.

    He’s also not as stupid or twatty as Brad Pitt.

  38. Bek says:

    Meh. I don’t think they’ll get together. Even if they both really wanted to, I think they’d know that the press would have a field day if they tried anything. Jolie lost some fans when she hooked up with Brad. And she’d lose more if she hooked up with Depp. Still, it’s hollywood. And anything can happen in a magical place where you can trade in your nose, your image, your partner, your spouse and even your children! How wondrous. And I love the justifications above about AngieBilly’s relationship because Laura Dern cheated too. Here let me help: Nicole and Tom cheated on his first wife, Julia Roberts broke up Danny’s relationship, and Tori and Dean got together while his first wife was pregnant. I could go on, if you like.
    (Does it get better and less noticeable if you can point out the others who do it too? Lets all run off a cliffside!)

    @me: I know chicks like that. They are BEYOND annoying. It’s happened to two friends of mine. Their husbands/boyfriends are turned on to thinking the grass is greener, they leave, and then the “maneater” gets bored and dumps them. While I agree you can’t “steal” a human being, I don’t think anybody appreciates a third party putting moves on their partner. After all, humans are humans and we sometimes think with our other body parts, ie: “I’m hungry”, or “I’m horny”.

  39. Cheyenne says:

    @bek: People always blame the woman. Maybe Brad was sick and tired of his marriage and it was he who put the moves on Angie. Who knows?

    @Chana: What makes Brad Pitt stupid and twatty, leaving a marriage that no longer worked for him?

  40. Blitz says:

    “Sucks to be the Depp-Paradis clan. They don’t usually get slapped in all the tabs, but this is what you get when you sign up for a project with Jolie I guess.”

    Yeah that’s more the issue than the actual tabloid story. The fact that he’s IN a dumb supermarket tabloid seems so wrong.

  41. Yoco says:

    Lets see Angie is going to have an affair w/ James(Wanted), affair w/ LIev(Salt), affair with Damon(Good Shepherd). affair w/ Clint(Changeling) Brad is having an affair w/ Diane(IB), I forgot who his affair was with in Jesse James and CCOBB. Oh yeah and he is going to leave Angie for the lovely Natalie Portman when they work together in a couple of years

  42. Melanie says:

    It is really important to defend Angie’s honor. The world may end if she is not beloved by all. Come On Fans! We can defend our idol!

  43. Ursaline says:

    I think that VP and JD seem to have a very secure relationship.

    But even if VP did have a problem with it, couldn’t JD just ask the director to modify the script so that they aren’t spending half the film going at it or have a body double or something? Considering that the studio is spending top dollar to get these two stars, I can’t see why they’d have so much trouble making accommodations of some sort. It’s much simpler than many of the stupid diva requests that we hear about.

  44. Cheyenne says:

    @Ursaline: Maybe Jolie and Depp are both secure enough in their respective relationships that they don’t give a damn what the taboids say, and they don’t feel any need to modify the script or use body doubles out of fear of tabloid gossip. The tabs are going to make up bullshit anyway to feed their bottom line, body doubles or no body doubles, so what’s the point?

  45. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    @Solvig I never said I know her personally or implied such either. I just relate to her and I get her. Angelina has always been very open and I feel like I know her simply because she is so honest.

    skibunny LOL I am sorry the fact I admire another human bothers you. Not much I can do about.

    chana no body should let the slow moving divorce system in the US interfer with true love. 😀

  46. juiceinla says:

    @Melanie- I agree with the Pitt on set analysis: “Exactamundo” as the Fonz might say.

    @pookie- hilarious

    Hard to take an article that calls vanessa a “gal pal” very seriously.

    like others, I think Johnny will have no interest in Ange and her black widow mamba seductions. (sheesh, give one up for Juice for trying too hard)

    I think Angelina will sniff though- I am sure her eggshell ego requires the sort of attention a less self confident leading man could be duped into dripping all over her.

    what is a Jelly Hater? sigh. need coffee

  47. Leek says:

    Johnny Depp seems like he loves his family and is grounded enough to know that behind every beautiful woman is a man who is or will be tired of screwing her sooner or later. It’s the cycle of life and he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy to get tricked by it.

  48. dee says:

    Love Angelina.. I think when we idolize someone we only see what we want to see. You’re adoration for her is clouding you’re judgment. I dont think there’s too much she is actually honest about. Most of her PR stunts are for images purposes only, especially all that Goodwill Ambassador BS, she does that to spruce up her image..thats it. Just like she had to have a bunch of pics taken w/her kissing Brad after the splitting rumors hit…its all to save face and make her look good. She cares more about her image than anything. Im sure she’s more insecure now that she is aging so i think she’ll try to get him twice as hard just to prove she still can, even more so if he acts uninterested.

  49. Bek says:

    Hey Chey: Did I mention Brad or Angie when talking about “maneaters”? I said “third party” and “partner” in reference to some friends of mine. Nobody’s trying to hurt you m’dear. And yes, I’d be willing to bet Brad put some moves on Angie. It’s called screwing, and it takes two.

    Helpful mantra: “when other people post, there is no conspiracy”…”there is no conspiracy”…”I’m fine on my own”…”opinions are opinions”…”there is no conspiracy”…

    Decide that today is going to be great, regardless of what’s printed about Brad/Angie.

  50. e-non says:

    bullshit. but it brought the hits.

  51. mslewis says:

    Of course this is total BS. The movie has begun filming and Johnny’s scenes are being filmed. Why would he drop out now? If Vanessa had any problem with her man doing a movie with Angelina Jolie then Johnny would not have signed up for it. He signed after Jolie and everybody else had signed up and then they got rid of Sam Worthington. Why would Johnny drop out now? Ridiculous ragmag muck. Nothing they say makes any sense. Angelina and Brad have been together for five years now and both have done many, many movies and neither has left the other. Why would Angelina want to leave now? This lie sounds totally random, like somebody wrote it months ago and the Post forgot to print it until now.

    And, yes, a major star dropping out of a movie that is already filming would be subjected to a whole lot of lawsuits. It would cost Johnny millions. (Of course, if Johnny really, really wanted to drop out, he could fake an illness and get a doctor to say he can’t go on, in which case, the insurance would kick in, a new man would be cast and reshoots could begin. Let’s see if that happens, shall we?)

  52. bo says:

    Right, so I’m the only one who would lock Johnny Depp in a dungeon if I had gotten him to love me? OK. So that’s 1.

  53. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Omg Dee, lol your joking if I you think I am gonna entertain what you just wrote with actual consideration. I don’t need to make believe anything or pretend. Everyone shows their true colors at some point and Angie has always been what she says. If she wanted to stay the awesome wild child she was she could have. Angie was just as famous before Pitt and doing her UN work before she meet him too. Angelina was just living her life with her son and she was happy. She didn’t need Brad Pitt. He did MAMS because she agreed to do it, Angelina doesn’t have any control over what a grown ass man does. Love just happens. Angelina is also a devoted partner and she never jumped men like pirates raiding ships. You have her all wrong in your head. That’s you but I am good. If I thought Angelina was the least bit shady, I wouldn’t defend her.

  54. Melanie says:

    I don’t know if anyone knows this or not, but there are whole websites devoted to Miss Jolie and her followers. Like minded people, if you will.

  55. Guest says:

    No matter how secure you are, no matter how good the relationship, no matter that you have children together. it has to sting a bit to have your man rubbing up against, and making out with a beautiful women. I also don’t care how secure a relationship is – it is possible to love two people at the same time. Actors and actresses put themselves in really interesting positions. Making out, kissing, rubbing up against each other leads to emotions – you just cannot stop it. Do I think that Angie and Johnny will get together. No – Angie is making a point right now that she is with brad. These photo ops are not for nothing. However I do believe that making movies does destroy partnerships – regardless of the good intentions going in. Not only that now Vanessa is being called ugly and being made fun of on blogs. I was surprised that Johnny took this movie. Do I think something will happen – no but no doubt the tabloids will be crazy, the time they spedn together will be alot, doubts will surface. I am surprised Johnny is putting Vanessa through this. he really doesn’t need to make more movies he is gone from home most of the year now. He doesn’t need the money. Whey put your family thorugh tabloid hell?

    stuff happens. i don’t think that Brad went in to the filming thinking he would have fall in love. People who are put together in certain ways – emotions just happen. Brad and Angie are together in Venice – perhaps he will watch the love scenes to monitor. Think if Jen had been on set more – things would have been different?

  56. Solveig says:

    “@Solvig I never said I know her personally or implied such either. I just relate to her and I get her. Angelina has always been very open and I feel like I know her simply because she is so honest.”

    Love Angelina, YOU think that she’s honest. But you DON’T KNOW if she really is, actually.
    You state your opinions, which is fine, of course you have the right to do it. But if your opinions are based on a wrong perception you cannot talk like you pretend to have the truth (same for the “haters”), because that’s the way your words make you sound. You never write “maybe Angelina is” “maybe Angelina does”, you say “Angelina is” “Angelina does” as tangible facts.
    I don’t know why the moderator cancelled my previous comment considering that I wrote my opinion politely although maybe I was quite extreme, but the meaning of my previous cancelled post was: it’s ok to be a fan of/dislike her, it’s quite creepy to be obsessed.

    ps: I completely agree with Guest 55.

  57. hmm says:

    Of course it’s all AJ’s fault. Just like Shiloh’s hair cut and clothes are her fault. She zapped BBT and Brad Pitt and forced them to leave their relationships because she is inherently evil and they had no free will. And as for Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis is right to remove her devoted man from the clutches of this she-devil because he too will be powerless to stop her. And all of the attention that JD and VP now receive, because apparently although he is one of the biggest movie stars in the world and she is a huge star in France, only now that he is working with you-know-who will he receive paparazzi attention. AJ is a ruling force in the universe and I think if we try really hard we can blame her for Katrina and Haiti, because she wanted to burnish her humanitarian image by setting up photo ops with victims of those two natural disasters. And LoveAngelina please get help because if you believe anything positive about AJ you are delusional. Don’t you realize that only the people who loathe her without knowing her are justified in their beliefs? That’s the way this works. Repeat after me. AJ is evil and a man stealer and a child stealer…blah, blah, blah.

  58. lucy2 says:

    You know what’s funny? Based on the comments, no one believes this story and is in agreement that it’s silly tabloid fodder, and when the news of them working together was announced, we all knew the stories would come. Yet the SAME arguments and accusations are still on going…?

  59. Chana says:

    Love Angelina has a right to her opinions but I agree with Solveig. Love Angelina talks about Angelina as though these are tangible facts; as though she knows these things personally. It’s odd, to say the very least.

    Brad was twatty and stupid because he cheated. He was still married when he decided to “fall in love” with someone else. In my experience, that is a bunch of nonsense. People love to use that excuse when they cheat on their significant other.

    “I fell in love!”. Really? You opened yourself up to fall in love with someone else while you were still married? That is a twatty thing to do.

  60. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    To Guest only people truly pathetic allow tabloids to affect their lives. Johnny Depp is an actor and Angelina is an actor this what they do and they just have to have thick skin and live their lives.

    Solveig I will be honest, there is more proof in favor of what I believe than against, so…I go with the belief I am right and there is more evidence to that affect. Not the petty insipid speculation you and the jellyhaters (LOL, I like that word, thanks Mel, of course jelly has different meaning to me than what it was meant for :P) are forced to indulge in because Angie’s life contiunes to thrive and you hate that.

  61. Solveig says:

    Love Angelina,

    I don’t know why you jump to the conclusion that I hate (such a big meaning for such a small word) Angelina or that I hate the fact that her life continues in spite of my opinions. This is quite asinine. Nor I’m saying that the ones who dislike/hate her are right while the fans are not.
    I’ve never said that my opinions, my judgements, about Angelina or about others celebrities are THE truth. All I can do when I talk about people that I don’t know (celebrities) is to judge their skills, their beauty, and what they say and do publicly AND to have an opinion CONSIDERING that I don’t know them personally and that my impressions are based on perceptions and words and not on FACTS I attended live. Nothing more, nothing less.
    I’ve always said that I dislike her as an actress and that I consider her beauty overrated, and that I think that her ego is huge and that sometimes she sounds like an eccentric hypocrite. That’s what I get from her.
    Am I wrong? Fine!
    Am I right? Amen.
    In my world this is not hate, it’s having opinions I’m entitled of.

    I apologize for this thrust and counter-thrust, I promise that I won’t go on with this conversation.

  62. Anak says:

    This dog bites!

  63. Loser1 says:

    Right on Chana!

  64. Scout says:

    Don’t believe this story for one minute for so many reasons – many already listed here. Besides, what man in his right mind would hook up with her now with all those kids! That situation is more than enough to make any man think and rethink any involvement with her! Seriously.

  65. Kim says:

    I highly doubt Vanessa, who is far prettier than Angelina, in my opinion even cares. She is a far better catch than Angelina and Im sure is mature enough to know her husband isnt gonna hook up with an involved lady with 6 kids.

  66. ThunderC*nt says:

    Scout is right. Nobody is gonna want her with all of those kids. If Johny is drinking again he’d be too tired to deal. Vanessa is the new one being talked about. Jennifer Aniston, it is OVER FOR YOU. What will you do? I can’t wait to see what JA will do to get back in the limelight.

  67. Rianna says:

    a man cant be stolen if he wants to be stolen.
    aj is not johnny’s type.
    i hardly think that vanessa would order johnny to quit anything.
    i call bullshit on this story.

  68. Zie says:

    haha. no one wants to work with Jolie anymore. well, she made her bed.

    aniston and dern could be smiling with incredulity right now.

  69. truthSF says:


    haha. no one wants to work with Jolie anymore. well, she made her bed.

    aniston and dern could be smiling with incredulity right now.


    So working with Morgan Freeman, Matt Damon, Clint Eastwood, Kerry Washington, John Malkovich, Liev Schreiber,James McAvoy, Lucy Liu, and Johnny Depp signing up for this movie is proof that no one wants to work with her?!

    Your a smart one, lol!!!

  70. Rosalee says:

    Where are all the fun people who use to post on this site? I miss the witty, charming and biting commentary on all things Pitt/Jolie/Aniston, the fun, the laughter, the tears..the scotch and cheese plates..the cuddles on the sofa while we sat and watched the mayhem..sigh it’s just a distant memory..*sigh*

  71. Robert says:

    Jolie is a shameless home wrecker. She’s not good enough for Depp.

  72. ThunderC*nt says:

    Rosealee, I made the best vodka watermelons, didn’t I? This site is famous for banning at a drop of a hat. That’s why.

  73. Cheyenne says:

    Oh Robert, grow up. You can’t wreck something that was already broken.

  74. Jules says:

    “Right, so I’m the only one who would lock Johnny Depp in a dungeon if I had gotten him to love me? OK. So that’s 1.”

    And I would be 2!!!

  75. mslewis says:

    haha. no one wants to work with Jolie anymore. well, she made her bed.

    It’s too bad no one wants to work with her anymore. I guess Angelina is filming all these movies by herself. I mean, everybody refuses to sign on to a movie she is in. Poor Angie!!

  76. CB Rawks says:

    Unlikely. Vanessa has nothing to fear, everyone can see how much Johnny loves her and his family, and besides, he’s just NOT a jackass.

  77. Other Laura says:


    I know. I know I used to comment a lot too. Now, not so much. I dunno. When you get posters like LoveAngelina (who was banned from DListed, who knew that could happen???) who have passed admiration and respect and swung head first into something akin to hero worship/uncomfortable mania…it’s just weird.

    And I agree with Thunderc*nt. I think people got tired of having their comments not accepted and/or deleted. Especially when they aren’t that bad.

    I really miss Firestarter. She was fun 🙁

  78. Jag says:

    Angelina isn’t single, so I doubt she’d be going for Depp. Depp comes across as a loyal guy, so he wouldn’t cheat anyway, imo.

  79. Bored says:

    Charming and biting just like your thunderc*nt, Rosalee…yeah its a shame all those fun people have gone, the funny little racial slurrs, miss it too. Life’s a bitch then you wake up and there Angelina Jolie smiling smuggly from your favourite gossip mag …there she is with ‘the man’ and ‘the beautiful kids’…. life is so unfair and now we’re not aloud to comment freely boohoo Think I’ll go eat worms….LOL

  80. Melanie says:

    I don’t agree with #79.

  81. Story is a bunch of bull-doodie.

  82. Melanie says:

    In fact, I would actually go as far as to say #79 is a butthead.

  83. enike says:

    First: Kaiser, I love you but your comments on this are quite vague….. I agree, Paradis probably dont “order”….
    Second: Because all mags are at it, it doesnt mean you have to be the opposite…
    I mean, Angelina IS a man-stealer and it would be only reasonable and logical to quit work with her…
    Third: I think the only reason Johnny would quit, it is the paparazzi interest:) he joked he needed some, but I think it took him and Vanessa by surprise, how intense it could be (after all, they are people not often seen in spotlight)
    Summary: i would ask my hubby not to do a moovie with angelina, because even the beginning, it is so much hype…. and secondly, you never know, I really like Angelina, she is beautiful, but mentally instabile, so you never know what idea may occur in her head:)

  84. Statler says:


    Being sincere for a change: Thanks for pointing out Murdoch’s (habitual) abuse of the press- a fact sadly lost on most of these readers.

    O/T: I miss vdantev.

  85. hmmm says:

    To Love Angelina: It’s funny that you mention these actors have to have thick skin when, what makes them a great actor, is in real life they’re very emotional. An emotional person with thick skin….that’s an oxymoron.

    Most of us know about the “Marion Cottillard flirting with Johnny Depp” rumor, and of course nothing happened there. But unfortunately, it’s been proven that even someone who’s in a very secure relationship will sometimes search for greener pastures. Sad, but true. Angelina Jolie is always in the tabloids, and now that Johnny Depp is a film with her, it’s going to get a lot of attention, spiking rumors like this. What’s kind of surprising to me is that he took this kind of role and knows that it has a long, steamy sex scene.
    Oooh…the plot thickens.

    Kidding, lol.

  86. Kate says:

    Vanessa looks like an old hag, all skin and bones. I doubt the rumors are true, but if I was Johnny I’d be looking for something a little more meatier. Unfortunately he likes the helpless pouty ones little girl types. Where as Angie is a full blooded woman who would be an interesting fun match for him. As for Angie – You go girl. If you can snag him from that has been, more power to ya.

  87. Bobby says:

    What a hilarious piece of fiction.

    Good to see common sense prevail in the comments (ie, no one believes the story).

  88. Bobby says:

    Comment 55, ‘Guest’.

    You obviously don’t know much about Paradis, because people have been making fun of her and calling her ugly for years, (mainly jealous Depp fans, for shame). But the comment that I find most perplexing: “Really doesn’t need to make more movies.” WTF? Of course he should carry on making movies. Very weird thing to say, if you ask me.

    NOTHING is going to happen between Depp and Jolie, and NONE of their relationships are going to be destroyed. Because of this film, I mean. Obviously I don’t know what the future holds.

  89. Loo says:

    1. No one’s love is that perfect. She herself has said they fight and he has a bad temper.

    2. Why would they let it out if they were having problems? So the reporters can get in on it. Infact it is more likely that when Celebrities are having problems they publish stories to cover it up.

    3. In 2001 _i think was the year_ Depp stated in an interview..
    “I don’t know if she is the one. We met at a party and I don’t remember the end of the night. # months later I got a call saying she was pregnant so I asked her what she wanted to do. So we decided to work it out.

    4. Their story keeps changing. He walked up to her in a lobby. The, it changed to she walked up to him in a lobby. Then, It was we met at a party.

    Nothing adds up. I hope they do make it but something is very very fishy. The only way for a couple to be this stupidly happy is if one of them has no mind of their own.