One of Tiger Woods’ porn star mistresses reveals his nasty sex texts

Joslyn James, one of the porn stars that Tiger Woods bedded (no not that one, the the now-redheaded one who did a press conference with Gloria Allred) has gone public with the text messages that Tiger sent her. She set up a website,, which messages allegedly from Tiger. The website wasn’t loading the many times I tried to check it, but TMZ has the details and they’re damning. (As if any additional details in the Tiger Woods scandal could be damning at this point. Unless a video and/or photos come out, this is pretty much par for the course now.) We only have the messages Tiger sent Joslyn and don’t know what she sent him first, but if she was baiting him it worked. Tiger was nasty and talked about golden showers, choking, and threeways. We’ve already seen Tiger’s messages to Jamie Jungers, and those were sexual but not that bad, probably because Jamie wasn’t so into sexting. Joslyn probably was, though:

Joslyn James pulled the trigger on her website, splashing more than 100 text messages Tiger Woods allegedly sent her — and the messages hit topics that include slapping, choking, three-ways and golden showers.

The site,, includes texts that say:

– OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
– I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
– Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? … just morbid curiosity.
– You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you

It’s interesting … Joslyn has omitted the messages she sent to Tiger, so we don’t know what she said that may have egged him on.

And then there’s this, on September 8, 2009: “Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight.” That text is followed by “parent hood melt down :)”

And the last message is dated October 4, 2009. It says, “Don’t f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k.”

For the record, Tiger references golfing in three different tournaments in the texts: The Buick Open, Bridgestone Invitational, and BMW Championship — he won all three.

[From TMZ]

I kind of like how Joslyn waited to release these until she could stand out in a sea of mistresses with similar evidence. She should have waited until the Masters in two weeks, though, and done it early that morning on the start day in order to steal Tiger’s comeback thunder. I hope that someone tells Elin about this and has her read the messages. If she’s wavering as to whether she’ll buy Tiger’s excuses this might help her make a firm decision.

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  1. Julia says:


  2. Squirrel says:

    Wow, am surprised those enormous implants actually manage to be beside each other on the same side of her body. Or is that the achievement of the padded bra she has strapped around them?

  3. Raven says:

    That last message is interesting. He’s clearly aware that his adultery could ruin his whole life, yet he showed no signs of giving it up.

  4. wif says:

    1. She’s a pretty girl, but those fake tatas are horrible, they totally detract from her looks.

    2. I think it’s hysterical that this girl is the same one who got upset over her face on the golf balls.

  5. alex says:

    oh please she and the rest of the hos need to go away already and people need to leave Elin alone. If she wants to stay with Tiger it is her business and not ours

  6. StormyCloud says:

    I cannot imagine allowing a man to be so disrespectful and disgusting to me, but I suppose this is what happens when you have no pride, self-respect, self-esteem, morality or class. They are both pathetic and deserve each other. And those fake tits are just repulsive, but then again “repulsive” should be the middle name of all these porn trash wh*res. How do people like this live with themselves???

  7. juiceinla says:

    @Raven, I agree, I also think its clear he was losing control of his messy mess mess at this time. but more interestingly it also sounds (from the last message)like she began to stalk him….

    “Don’t f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k.”

  8. Marjalane says:

    Tiger needs to go quietly into the night. What a gross pig. It makes me sick the way atheletes are “forgiven” for every creepy thing they do just so their adoring public can bask in their magnificent skills. I think his wife is a frigging idiot to take him back and I’m not seeing much future sympathy for her WHEN he strays again. And he will.

  9. andrea says:

    1. “par for the course”? hahaha

    2. she’s a pretty girl? are you kidding me? looks like she’s got some serious wonk going on to me, in more ways than one

    3. tiger is repulsive, complete misogynist. bring on the nike boycott.

  10. nnn says:

    What so attractive about Golden Showers ? First John Mayer, now Tiger.

    They are freaks !

  11. Tess says:

    Why shouldn’t the “hos” cash in?

    He wants to continue to cash in on his career. Elin’s got her own agenda, with lawyers looking out for her.

    I don’t see why his gaggle of mistresses, porn stars, etc. shouldn’t cash in, too.

  12. meme says:

    The only place Tiger’s going is to The Masters and he’s gonna win too.

  13. Lala11_7 says:

    This is a man who likes his sex NASTY!!! Nasty as HECK!!!

    There is NO CURE FOR THAT!!!

    So…to Elin, I say…GOOD LUCK…because if your man likes it like THAT…I’m sorry…LOVES IT LIKE THAT…and you DON’T…


  14. Samantha says:

    What a disgusting whore. Obviously when he was seeing all of these women, he wasn’t just having tea parties. I already assumed he must have been a freak, why else would someone need a dozen different ladies at the same time? Just disgusting. Who is going to suffer from this? His wife. His kids. We need to take all these famewhores, put them on a boat and give them a viking funeral. I guess I shouldn’t expect less from a woman who sells her ass for a paycheck.

  15. snapdragon says:

    whoa, nelly!

  16. Marie says:

    waiting for those things explode any minute now…

  17. Annabelle says:

    @Tess: ya, at this point I agree. He sucks and apparently he’s a complete disgusto, so I hope everyone who can cash in on him does. If they ever had an even seminormal respectful relationship, how cab his wife stomach being with someone who said that stuff? And to think he has a daughter- but I doubt he thinks like that- misoginosts don’t change just because theybhave little girls

  18. mel says:

    Ladies, Pleeze Tiger got caught but he’s not the only public figure to cheat and surely wont be the last!!! I dont agree with what he’s done and his skanks arent worth a pot to piss in… He’s probably going to make more money just through the Masters than other other golf tournament and at the end of the day, he’s laughing all the way to the bank.

  19. naye in VA says:

    he did what he did and will do what he do. The nastiest part about his messages is that he had a family at home.

    i cant burn the man for his preferences. that being said Elin needs to go ahead and jump ship cuz like somebody said before me, thats how HE LOVES IT. and she clearly cant match that. Its kind of obvious now that he does have an addiciton to sex that is fueled by his celebrity

    o wells. please girl go on and live your life

  20. buenavissta says:

    Those implants look painful. And awful. Maybe I’m just old fashioned, but those things are more revolting to me than the idea of golden showers, though not by much.

  21. Roma says:

    The messages made me laugh. My ex used to send things like that to me on more than one occasion… especially if you’re not around each other, the messaging tends to get racier. In person, he was a really loving and caring person. Who, yes, slapped me in bed every once in awhile. And yes, I liked it.

    The difference is I don’t think Tiger was doing it for mutual fulfillment; I think it was his way of proving dominance.

  22. daisyfly says:


    You’re doing it wrong.

  23. krock3175 says:

    He is a freak. That is not the issue. There are a lot of freaks out there and I bet half the people judging him on here are closet freaks too. The issue is NOT that. The issue is that he has a wife and kids who do not deserve all this. He should of never gotten married and I’m sure it was more of PR move than true love for him. He had to maintain his squeaky clean immage. I also have no doubt that most of his “people” have known about this for years!

  24. krock3175 says:

    Roma, I love your honesty! There is NOTHING wrong for 2 people who love eachother to get freaky. I totally agree with your dominance comment.

  25. Sue says:

    I am sitting here wondering what does this woman benefit/prove from putting this info on the web? That she was stupid enough to have sex with a married man who obviously was using her for one reason. Yeah I would want everyone to know that about me. My best advice – start looking for another married rich guy. I am guessing this one is done with you.

  26. julie says:

    I would not go near this man if he was covered in head to toe industrial strength latex lubed up with a commercial grade antibacterial. He is FUGLY and disgusting.

  27. blue_planet says:

    If I were his wife I would make sure he had had every STD test known to man done twice, before I even considered having a conversation with him. And I’m sure he did. The whole unprotected sex thing in his case is reprehensible.

  28. GatsbyGal says:

    I love his text: “Don’t f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life.”

    Uhhh, Tiger, you’ve got no one to blame but YOU. His wife needs to leave his ass. He’s only sad that he got caught.

  29. Scout says:

    I have nothing against implants if a woman wants them! Some – many, actually, look natural and are attractively done and it is any woman’s right to want to make the decision especially after child bearing, nursing, etc. (I speak from experience…) BUT THESE implants are – well – hideous. They truly do look like bowling balls cemented on her and are they are what gives breast augmentation a bad name! I know, as a woman, I may not get it and maybe somne men DO like these – but I hope they are in the minority! As for Tiger, I agree, we will not see the end of him…he will rule the golf course once more!

  30. moo says: her chest looks so freaking funny!!!! people think this shit is sexy???? wow….. go work in a melon field.

  31. princess pea says:

    Ooh, that last text is VERY interesting.

    Hey, Tiger fans! What was he doing in early October, what did she show up to that got him so mad?

  32. lulu says:

    Tiger craves very low down dirty sex. I dont think he’ll stop. The next opportunity he gets for more nasty sex, he’ll be right on it while Elin gets paid to look the other way in their sham marriage.

  33. Slymm27 says:

    Why women bother to marry these famous athletes, is beyond me. Not a single one of them can stay faithfull. Lets be real, life isn’t a movie. Every average man cheats, how much more a famous athlete with more money than God. Puhlease! This story is so last year!

  34. NinePoundWeiner says:

    Wasn’t it Woody Allen who said “Sex is only dirty, when it’s done right”? Tiger may have some sexual “tastes” that some may call deviant, so what, as long as it’s between consenting adults.

  35. gg says:

    I cannot stand the sight of this wonk-headed, chicklet-toothed creature. Something is seriously wrong with her.

  36. abbizmal says:

    I got a question for you men out there: Do you honestly find those fake boobies attractive? And Tiger is a major freak. His wife needs to leave his pervy ass and clean out his bank accounts. Yuck.

  37. abbizmal says:

    PS – gg, I’ve always wanted to tell you, your cat looks just like my Elvis.

  38. I Choose Me says:

    Holy F-ck! Are those supposed to be breasts? They look freaky and painful. Eeeyuck!

  39. Lway says:

    Yes Joslyn James – keep rubbing salt ino the wounds. It’s not like you haven’t made enough money, fame and all the other things whores like you do

    Let it go you trashy ho!

  40. embertine says:

    An excellent example of why anorexic women shouldn’t get implants. Yeesh.

  41. Zelda says:

    @roma, crock, ninepound
    I agree with you guys.
    Let’s put aside the fact that he is deceiving his wife, and the fact that this twit seems to think showing these to the public is appropriate. But nothing wrong with consensual adults getting rough and dirty. I’m curious of those who are shocked–what kind of dirty texts do “normal” people have?

    “hey sxy- i’m gonna do it 2 u for 10min missionary w/ our pyjamas 1/2 on really really quiet so the kids don’t wake up”

    “can’t w8 4 my brthday so i can get head baby”

    or maybe “I really enjoy our lovemaking.”

    Don’t rag on crazy sex til you’ve tried it, people.

  42. Johnthing says:

    I’m afraid of those boobs! They look like they are going to pop through my monitor!

  43. Lway says:

    @ Zelda – LOL!!

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