Lindsay Lohan blames drunken, drugged-out fall on paparazzi

Lindsay Lohan gets a police escort to her vehicle as she leaves a house party at approx 05.30am

This was a big story yesterday, but we’ve only gotten access to the photos now – Lindsay Lohan busting her ass (on a cactus!) coming out of a party on Tuesday night. Just judging from the photos, Lindsay is completely wasted, on what, I have no idea. Tequila and crack? Vodka and coke? Beer and meth? In Lindsay’s defense, though, I would have busted my ass in those shoes too, stone cold sober. There’s even video:

Unfortunately, Page Six has some behind-the-scenes drama leading up to the busting-her-ass-on-a-cactus incident, and it’s not a pretty picture:

Lindsay Lohan fell on her face into an agave plant on her way into a house party in LA early yesterday. The troubled starlet — who recently announced she’s clear of drugs and booze — stumbled again as she exited on her killer heels, slurring at photographers, “You guys pushed me,” which they denied.

Spies tell us that Lohan was already a mess earlier in the night at the Chateau Marmont.

One witness said, “Lindsay was with a group of friends and freaked out when she thought she’d lost her handbag, going round looking under people’s tables. But eventually she realized she’d left it on a chair on the other side of the room. Then she locked herself in a toilet stall and began screaming on her phone, saying: ‘I can’t believe you are not here!’ When a girl at the sink asked her if she was OK, she told her to get lost. Once back outside she got grumpy when a friend told her she looked tired.”

[From Page Six]

She got grumpy when someone told her she looked “tired”? What would she have felt like if someone told you, “You look like you’re cracked out of your skull”?

Meanwhile, In Touch Weekly (via Jezebel) is reporting that Lindsay’s Spring Equinox was spent looking “completely wasted” after clubbing, and a friend tells the mag: “Lindsay is drinking all the time and falling back into her old drug habits. In every country, she has people who will stay out all night and party with her. She’s keeping really bad company. Lindsay has been drunk-dialing people and rambling on about her problems.” Who still takes Lindsay’s calls?

Sidenote: What the hell kind of pants is Lindsay wearing? They look like baggy stirrup pants from the 1980s!

Lindsay Lohan gets a police escort to her vehicle as she leaves a house party at approx 05.30am

It's tripsy Lohan! Lindsay Lohan heads to a house party and falls into a cactus bush. Ouch!

It's tripsy Lohan! Lindsay Lohan heads to a house party and falls into a cactus bush. Ouch!

It's tripsy Lohan! Lindsay Lohan heads to a house party and falls into a cactus bush. Ouch!

It's tripsy Lohan! Lindsay Lohan heads to a house party and falls into a cactus bush. Ouch!

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  1. Rianna says:

    Lindsay Lohan fell on her face into an agave plant…
    Umm why don’t they just write “bitch fell on her drunk ass into a cactus”.
    I have nothing else to say about Lindsay Lohan… except that if she had a reality show I would be sure as hell watching… it would be like the Bad Girls Club but with more drugs, psychotic episodes and valley girl talk.

  2. e.non says:

    this nitwit is going to end up being passed around at some gangbang — if she already hasn’t been.

  3. Len says:

    not to come to her defence or anything, cause clearly she has a problem, but I saw the video and it looks like the security-guy was dragging her along too fast and she lost her balance. Not everything has to be about the drugs..although she doesn’t look the picture of good health.

  4. bite me says:

    and white oprah still doesn’t think she has a problem

  5. bellaluna says:

    What it is going to take to get her into rehab? Death?

  6. Praise St. Angie! says:

    oh, yeah, she’s stone cold sober alright…

  7. Erin says:

    in the “snarling” picture, she is high out of her skull. Just look at those pupils – in a flashbulb no less.

  8. Risa says:

    Well if she really is off drugs- she would be in a withdrawl period for a while- usually consisting of extreme fatigue, dizziness, sickness, etc. So that could be the reason she is falling all over too… withdrawl from drugs that make the body speed is pretty harsh if the user has been doing them for a long period of time (which it seems like she has)…

    all in all her face seems alittle less gaunt- so maybe she is really cleaning up *for now*….

  9. Jazz says:

    LMAO!

  10. Ruby Red Lips says:

    What a surprise, she’s slipping back into her old habits…

    I just don’t understand how she can be on probabtion and behave like this??? But I guess a different law for celebs.

    She is such a mess, good job Dina & Michael – you should be proud of your selves!

  11. Ruby Red Lips says:

    & is it me or does the photo of her in the car resemble the awful 2007 one when she was really messed up the first time

  12. lin234 says:

    How did the paparazzi know she was at a friend’s house? Did she call them then call the police for free escorting?

    It’s obvious someone else was pouring down drinks, drugs, whatever down her throat and nose. It’s NEVER her fault. This is why people stop feeling sorry for her.

    Looked liked the security guard or police guy was walking perfectly normal. She was just too drunk/ high to walk normally.

  13. gloaming says:

    Mmmwaaahhhaahhaa!

  14. Roma says:

    I think her face looks less gaunt because she’s back on the blow and has good ole coke face.

    Mixing massive quantities of coke and booze can make you extremely erratic and emotional. The dopamine from the coke makes everything awesome but the alcohol is a depressant so it’s like your brain is fighting itself.

    I have nooo idea what throwing in some adderal would do to you.

  15. Lem says:

    she makes it just too easy

  16. Crash2GO2 says:

    One of these days she will fall down and just not get back up again.

  17. GatsbyGal says:

    @ Crash2GO2 – That day can’t come soon enough.

  18. The pictures is enough to conclude that she was really wasted.

    I feel bad for her. This is not the right way to face her problems.

  19. Samantha says:

    Whether she was drunk or not, gotta say I believe her on this one. Have you seen the video? The flashes are RIDICULOUS, I’m surprised people don’t eat concrete more often. No wonder they have a crowd leading them along like cattle.

  20. Tia C says:

    Embarrassing…

  21. sharylmj says:

    can’t quit unless you want to quit.. hope we don’t see another dead celeb. sad.

  22. gg says:

    Stupid shoe choices, flashing papps and high as a kite are a bad combination.

    She also smashed that sago palm too, by the looks of it. Those things can getcha.

  23. Madisyn says:

    I hate to admit it but I agree with Rianna, I too, would totally watch this trainreck as well. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, can someone please give this girl a BRUSH!

  24. mags says:

    yo those pants are SUPER popular here in asia. esp. pairing them with the high heeled boot things. and yeah i’ve seen many a young woman take a spill while out partying at the clubs in shoes like that.

  25. mojoman says:

    Oh those poor cacti! they might as well commit mass suicides after sharing contact with this poo-poo head.

  26. thepickle says:

    smoke and a pancake? cigar and a waffle? bong and a blintz? Well then there just is no pleeezing you!

  27. Richi says:

    This female will never learn!! She’s a joke!!

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