I don’t even have words for how disgusting this junk is. These are photos of the oldest looking 23-year-old in the world (excepting Lindsay Lohan), Heidi Montag. Heidi hosted a party in Las Vegas on Saturday – a pool party. So she was wearing a bikini for part of the day (photos of Heidi in the bikini here). But these are photos of Heidi walking the red carpet for the event – ugh. I would call her a walking Barbie doll, but I don’t even think that’s really accurate. She looks like a walking Ken doll, one that is half-way through a sex change operation and wearing a trashy weave. Natural sunlight does not agree with her. Neither does the back scooping, apparently, because the girl can barely stand up straight. She looks like it’s taking all the energy she has to remain relatively upright.
Meanwhile, Heidi and Spencer also made a trip to Camp Pendleton last Thursday, visiting with Marines and taking a tour. No word on whether this was an official USO trip, or whether the Marines were happy to see them (would the Marines care?). Here’s more from People:
Just what haven’t Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt done lately? The reality couple traded Hollywood for a day at the West Coast’s largest Marine Corps facility, Camp Pendleton, Thursday in San Diego County.
“We went to visit Camp Pendleton to see the Marines. They’re the most valiant, honorable and courageous men and women in the United States,” Heidi and Spencer tell PEOPLE exclusively. “It was one of the best days of our lives.”
“Our freedom is so important to us and thanks to these Marines we get to be the entertainers we are. We wanted to take the time to honor them and pay our respects to the Marines who make this country and nation possible and allow us all the freedoms that we enjoy.”
The duo spent the day touring the entire base, spent time visiting with the Marines and took meetings.
“We wanted to find out how we can bring the awareness to these true heroes that don’t get the recognition and honor they deserve,” says the couple.
Montag was so touched, she and Pratt plan to return shortly. She plans to perform her single “Body Language” for 60,000 Marines on the beach at Pendleton on the Fourth of July.
The two even added a new puppy to their brood to commemorate the special day in their lives.
“We named our new member of our family in honor of one the most courageous dedicated humans have ever come in contact with – our pup’s name is Sgt. Maj. Kasal,” whom they met at Camp Pendleton.
[From People]
Eh. Good on them? Yes, I think Heidi and Spencer are horrible, disgusting, asinine, ridiculous, idiotic, nasty people, but I could buy that their hearts are in the right place by spending some time with the troops. That’s all I’ll give them. Because right after they did a solid for the troops, they trotted out this monstrosity on the public at large:
UPDATE: Ugh, I found some of the photos of Heidi in just the bikini. It’s just as disgusting as you think.
Heidi in Las Vegas on April 10, 2010. Credit: WENN.
I actually feel sorry for her as she felt she had to do this to herself in the first place. i wonder if spencer had anything to do with her low self esteem?
She looks like a tranny pornstar !!
No personnality and, now, no face anymore !!!
ugh.
What’s up with those eyebrows?
you know, she’s really not doing herself any favors with that awful trailer trash hair color. If she was working a more natural blonde with highlights etc, I bet she’d look a bahzillion times better. It seems to…bring out the fake. You know? She doesn’t look bad, really, she just looks trashy.
Not only does the Ken Doll reference fit perfectly….she also manages to look matronly…and heavy.
Why won’t these Pratt people go away?
sorry, I’m still stuck on them having a red carpet for a pool party
They went ALL THE WAY TO SAN DIEGO to bring succour to the troops.
*stands and applauds*
And just how desperate is Ken to sell her single?
I hope she didn’t spend too much time in direct sunlight for fear of melting.
Their hearts being in the right place has squat to do with their grandstanding for the troops. Every motivation for these two is rooted in narcissism and publicity.
As if the Jesus card weren’t enough, she now has to thank the troops for protecting her freedom to be vapid waste of genetic material.
i give her five years before her body starts acting out with serious medical problems! sad.
@ Ol cranky: good point, a red carpet at a pool party?!?
Viktory Gin, I agree with everything you wrote.
Why would anyone want to make their face look puffy and frozen?
The boobs are waaaay too big! They look painful actually. Yuck!
Is it just me, or does her chin look bigger and square-er now?
I think the two of them are horrible people too, but I also feel sorry for her, because she clearly has some severe mental health issues to do that to herself.
She looks like Hulk Hogan’s daughter, and I don’t mean that in a good way.
She needs to realize that the sun damage she’s getting on her chest like that isn’t repairable by a surgeon yet.
What did the troops do to deserve her caterwauling at them on the 4th of July?
Just the idea of having one’s “back scooped” makes me nauseous. Can someone please drive a stake into this creature before it procreates?
Jag: LMAO at the poor troops being needlessly tortured — so true.
I don’t like the way I look at all, but even if I had the money to have the plastic work done to my face, I wouldn’t have it done. Too many things could go wrong. I rather be an ugly girl that I am then a chance and end up looking like a monster.
She should’ve reduce her chin and enalarge her jaw, this way her face looks too horsey to be attractive.
And what about the fake boobs?
Just ugly.
The worst part of it is she can’t stop now, according to her she will be “touching up” every few years it’s like a slippery slope with surgery and she will have to have more procedures. Technically, this is the best she will look for some years to come.
Wait, now she’s got a THIRD boob?!
Oh wait, that’s just an actual beach ball…oops.
The surgeon that would do that much work on a normally pretty young woman should be investigated. She looks freakish. Ken doll halfway thru surgery is perfect description! She must have serious mental problems.
I have to say… I REALLY LIKED her before all this creepy surgeries.. i mean.. look at her now… plastic plastic.. at least before we could see HER BITCHY FACE now.. we see.. only plastic
If Amanda Lepore had a child, and that child was dipped in wax and then set on fire, it would still look 10x better than this person.
Honestly she looks like everyone else now — not the original Heidi. She does look a little trashy, but the only real issue I have with her body is her breast implants are absolutely too large — they look ugly on a woman her size. Other than that, it’s California I guess.
Yeah, those boobs are way too big for her body type, a B or C would be better. She’s a young version of Shauna whatshername. Her face looks masculine and lopsided. I agree, that doctor should be investigated.
Ha ha! I love pic 4 where she is blowing bubbles… but all I noticed was the hot chick in the bikini behind her, dancing and having a ball– cellulite and all! Scene stealer!
While she was getting all that plastic surgery, they should have performed a lobotomy. It would have been an improvment!
In the bottom photo with the ball she looks more like herself except for the gigantic boobs.
She must just feel completely uncomfortable all day long. Her stomach does look awesome, but the rest of her… jeez.
i give her 10 yrs max before she starts seriously paying for all the shit she’s done to her body. yuck
it doesn’t matter how blonde or thin you are ugly is ugly and thanks to her plastic face she’s ugly.
so much prettier before surgery.
Hey, you know what’s not sexy? Trying too hard.
she ugly from the inside and thats just coming tru no matter how hard shes trying to conceal it
It’s interesting the bad reaction a woman gets when she goes all out to try and fit the current aesthetic physical standard, because it says to me that no one really respects that standard anyway, which is very strange given the number of people trying so desperately to achieve it.
As women, we are despised for not fitting the template, and then despised for attaining it. What are we doing to ourselves, and why?
This is pretty much how various media arbiters are telling us we’re supposed to look, isn’t it?
In theory, she should be the happiest woman in the world.
I never realized how she has no neck. Her head sits on her shoulders like a bowling ball. ha! That’s something she cant change via surgery. Sorry charlie.
Her breasts don’t even fit her body. I can’t believe she looks good.
That second pic is creepy! Poor girl can’t hold her arms far enough apart to make room for her ginormous boobs. You can see the strain in her chest and arms to keep upright.
And PS, what’s up with her belly button? Anyone know?
hey check out the creme de la creme of society in the background. looks like she’s invited all of her third cousins twice removed for a nice honkey-tonk BBQ. doesn’t she come from a town called Crested Butt or something. No, REALLY! look it up.
EEEK!
She needs to get rid of those grotesque implants, they make her look like a cartoon.
I love that she bleached her eyebrows. It’s like she thinks everyone will think she’s a natural bleach blond if her eyebrows are that shade. If she bleached her eyelashes I might believe her! Hint, hint, Heidi!
UH OH she’s starting to look a little loose in the tummy area! Look at those LINES when she sits! And who remembers those pictures of her in the daisy dukes? All that cellulite! Time to get a touch up, Heidi! You’re 23 years old, you’re practically a senior! Looking young when you’re young requires constant maintenance!
sad.
I think she asked her plastic surgeon to make each breast as big as her head.
You can tell by the way she is posing she thinks she is hot – sads.
I don’t understand what happens in the mind of a 23 year old girl that would make her think she looks better like that.
Her face looks lopsided.
I actually think she looks good other than the fact that her boobs are way too big. I’d love to have a body like that. Although her face is quite stiff but it takes a full year to recover from facial surgery. I think even though it ages her she doesn’t look bad at all. If she wants to completely modify her body to sell it, well, I think she’s done a nice job compared to some of the other women out there who’ve had drastic amounts of plastic surgery. It doesn’t make her a good role model and she seems entirely too vain, but eh, I think she does look better.
1) I think she has to scrunch her shoulders up like that to hold up the giganto bazooms.
2) BRAIN SCOOP, I tell you, BRAIN SCOOP!!!
She looks like she is trying to morph herself into Hugh Hefners ex Holly
This is truly sad. Too bad millionaire plastic surgeons are not required to give a test to see if the patient is mentally capable of making a decision of this magnitude (changing their ENTIRE appearance).
I think she was far more attractive, naturally so, before.
She was a pretty girl, for real. Hot, even. Dumb as a doorknob, but good looking.
She looks strange now, and I agree, it is sad and will mess with her health down the road.
“thanks to these Marines we get to be the entertainers we are.”
I never would have guessed the Marines were to blame.
It’s always the one you least suspect.
Heidi might want to stay out of the sun with all that plastic she just might melt.
If anyone has ever been to basic training, Heidi coming back to Pendleton to “sing” makes total sense. Much like the gas chamber that new recruits have to endure during boot camp, I bet her singing will be like SERE training for troops (Survival Evasion Resistance Escape, as in a POW situation)
I find it interesting how Heidi and Spencer never seem to pose for photos together any more. I think he is actually ashamed of her!
@ Kelly, you said a mouthful. I think the point is to get to where you are happy with yourself, faults and all and then you don’t give a shit what anyone says, thinks or promulgates as a social norm for the female body. That happened for me at about 40…I LOVE being in my forties, it kicks ass!
Anywhoodle, Heidi does look really odd…its something about the breast, waist, reset of body ratio. And I agree with everyone who says she looks uncomfortable…
what is back scooping btw? That is a new one by me…
Her hair has thinned out, it’s likely that the stress of all those operations is causing mass shedding known as telogen effluvium.
It happens when your body sustains prolonged stress due to injury or trauma.
Sickness can do it, poisoning can do it, surgery can do it. Hell, even pregnancy can do it.
This is likely the reason for the weave.
@CB Rawks: Lol ;-D))))
Does she really have extensions? weave? I can tell when I see britney but Idk here. I imagine forehead wise if she had surgery something would be going on there ah! Plus I wonder if she has to wear liquid latex or whatever makeup to cover stuff up. All seems so scary.
Pam Anderson wannabe
what?
She looks fine, I mean, it’s obvious shes had work done, but she looks okay.
Double ick, my tax dollars better not be going towards speidi wreaking havoc on our armed forces – our national security is at stake. Who approved this?
She’s very beautiful.
I asked MY Marine how stoked he’d be to have Ken come and sing for him, and he said “what is THAT?” when I showed him the pictures. Then he said maybe the whole base has been bad. Or else maybe the Marines will use her for target practice?
Or, she is a terrorist.
Her face is now permanently stuck in a really unattractive ‘I’m constipated’ expression.
Was her head always so large? In the pics of her looking right at the camera, it looks like her head was photoshopped onto her body. I mean, look at the second photo (the first one in the bikini, under the header pic) and tell me it doesn’t look like an 8-year-old cut and paste that head onto that body.
My instinct is to genuinely feel sorry for her – giant head, rhinestone bikini, and all. What a mess she has made.
Those bikini bottoms are way too low. Yuck.
“cut and pasted”, sorry.
I cannot understand how anyone can look at her face now and think that is attractive! As for her body, it is fine except for the way oversized breasts. Regarding her how good her tummy looks, what the heck!? She is 23 – it should look good! I think she is one messed up girl who is trying too hard to be something she isn’t and I really do not understand why she is even considered a celebrity! I guess for the freak show value….???
Jesus is so proud.
Bwhahaha! Thanks, CB Rawks, I needed that this am!
…and on the plus side she will look exactly the same in 15 years!
What did those 60,000 marines do to deserve the torture of having to listen to her screetch her ‘music?!?
Its bad enough they will have to look at her and pretend to smile but to have to sit thru her ‘singing’ is just cruel, they should save that for the terrorist.
She looks like an exploding hot dog, with a bad wig.
She’s freaky. I imagine that she is the type of girl that does not like sex and probably tells Spencer no every day. She wants to look sexy on the outside but isn’t on the inside.
Her fake tan looks ridiculous…you can see that her armpit area and the sides of her boobs are still white. LOL…
sweet fancy moses!
Yeeps. Always with the trashy white pumps! Wait for her to dye her hair dark like all the other insecure “starlets” in 3 … 2 … 1 …
OH MY GOSH! This title is perfect. Thats what is it. I havent been able to place why she looks so messed up after her surgery and she looks like a tranny! She looks like she is transitioning to a man except for her hideous boobs (esp her face). She needs to fire that surgeon because her impants are awful. Those are prob the worst ive ever seen. Her face looks very masculine? She didnt look like a man prior to surgery.
How can you not feel sorry for someone with self esteem this low, who in attempt to heighten her insecurities, gets numerous surgeries and after looks 10 times worse! You know even she thinks she did to much now and look s like a freak but she cant reverse it. Anyone considering plastic surgery – less is more. You can always go back for tweaks but not to fix surgery gone totally awry.
Shoes! Yikes. She doesn’t seem to be very tall and I’ve seen many a petite lady bust out her Vertiginous Blahnik’s in response. I’m far too lazy for that, and besides, being only 5’0 myself, I just appreciate the fact that I’m the last one the rain hits. I just keeping about the article I read about ten years ago about the hazardous nature of these shoes. It didn’t cover the obvious stuff, but on two girls in Japan who died prematurely because of them. One girl couldn’t work the pedals in her car and crashed it, the other one tripped and smashed her head.
I can think of worse things that are done with tax dollars. Anyone else from southern Ontario is by now fully aware of the fact the officer who plead guilty to two acts of rape and murder is still being paid his salary of $12 000 a month while in jail. So, eider down or goose for your pillow? Is 300-thread count high enough? Can we get him another slice of Luxury Pie? And how exactly is that a deterrant or punishment? I’m a graduate student in one of the most expensive cities in the country. This, this…stupid fucking fucker is being paid in a month than I get from school all year, but I still have to pay for his frigging parade.
Lesson learned: I’ve finally realized that by sheer virtue of being a woman–if a woman can even possess it, ha, ha–I’m Satan’s toe jam. This guy here, he’s the guy. Let’s have a round of applause for a true Canadian hero. I mean, how much contempt can you possibly harbour towards women when you reward a man who rapes and murders them? Garbage.
Do you mean Crested Butte? Now I’m thinking of the episode of The Simpsons where they’re watching a beauty pageant, and at the mention of Montana, Homer says, ‘A beaut from Butte’. Very affluent place.
Now Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dumber are trying so crib respectability points by sidling up the Marines? Haven’t they worked enough? Haven’t they seen enough? Haven’t they tested the limits of courage and loyalty enough? If someone interprets their statements to mean that the Marines had something to do with this, they’re going to have to step it up to Navy Seal levels, but it’ll bring the whirlwind.
This is the 1st pic I’ve seen where her boobs are not as covered up. Dear God! My eyes nearly popped out, those things are just way way way too big. What the hell was she thinking?
Also, it looks like she has no eyebrows.
Holy mother of god!! Heidi u look so ugly! ur face looks as if u are unable to move your facial muscles!!!! u look real gross to look at!!! ewwwww!!!
And she wants to go larger!!
Like a barbie doll with those proportions she would fall over no matter how hard she tried to stand up.
..barbie doll stand not included.
First the marriage card, second, the Jesus card, third, plastic surgery/look at me card, fourth, the Native American name change card, and now the Troops card, what could they possibly think of next?
it sad because when the hills first started me and my sister used to think heidi was the prettiest of them all! but now she looks like a man! its very sad.. and its sadder to think that her asshole hubby didnt do anything to stop her from doing this.. if anything he probably encouraged it. very sad.