Paris Hilton quit smoking pot to combat munchie weight gain


The newest issue of my favorite gossip rag, The National Enquirer, has an amusing story claiming that Paris Hilton has quit smoking pot because she was eating too much when she was high. They say that “Paris gets stoned all the time” and eats like crazy. She supposedly started noticing that her clothes were tight and decided that she needed to give up the herb if she didn’t want to buy a new wardrobe. Maybe she also got sick of people calling her pregnant after she had a pot-induced meal:

[Paris Hilton] became concerned recently because her clothes have been growing tight and she knew she was gaining weight. But it didn’t take her long to figure out why – Paris smokes a lot of dope and gets the munchies!

So now she’s decided to throw away the pipe to avoid the munchies and get back to her ideal weight, The Enquirer has learned exclusively.

“Paris gets stoned all the time!” said the source. “She will go to the bathroom to smoke at different Hollywood clubs, or sometimes she’ll just light up in the VIP area…

Paris showed up at a small house party once complaining that she ate a huge bag of chips before the party because she was stoned.”

And a Hollywood source told The Enquirer that when Paris couldn’t get into certain dresses she loved recently, she decided to give up smoking dope.

“That was it for Paris,” said the source. “She said the munchies were making her eat too much and she couldn’t believe how much weight she had gained.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, June 30, 2008]

In an interview in June of last year after she got out of jail, Paris told Larry King that she’s never even tried drugs despite the vast photographic evidence to the contrary. She also said she’s had ADD her entire life and that she’s been on medication for it since she was young. One of the side effects of the common ADHD drug Adderall is weight loss as it acts as a stimulant and suppresses the appetite. If Paris has quit smoking pot, she’s probably back to eating like the bird face that she is.

In related news, Paris Hilton’s pitch line on the website for her new line of hair extensions is “Everyone should get a chance to be me. That’s why I created the world’s hottest hair extensions. Choose from 10 fabulous shades and you will be a clip away from hotness.” She’s truly delusional if she thinks that people emulate her enough to spend $79 on fake hair. [via BellaSugar]

Here are photos of Paris smoking pot, and a link to The Smoking Gun’s compilation of her references to various drugs unearthed in the videos found in her storage locker and made public on “Paris Exposed.” The contents of her purse were also photographed in October, 2006 and a bag of what looked like pot was visible.

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  1. geronimo says:

    “Everyone should get a chance to be me.”

    😯 😯 😯 No words.

    Link between this and too much pot? A permanently stoned state might go some way towards explaining this delusionment.

  2. CandyKay says:

    As long as she’s not stoned behind the wheel of a care, I really don’t care what she does.

  3. anon69 says:

    geronimo-
    delusional or narcissistic?

  4. geronimo says:

    Let’s be generous and say both!

  5. lola says:

    She is a useless piece of gabbage. Not being harsh but Why do we care again?

  6. Jody says:

    Paris, Paris, Paris…

    This is a novice mistake, you eat first– otherwise you waste a perfectly good high by eating, and that’s just not productive.

  7. Meredith says:

    Ohhhh, eat FIRST. Gotta try that 🙂

  8. Jaclyn says:

    The pot in the last picture looks very cheap and old!!! YUCK!

  9. Amy says:

    That last pic looks like hashish. She can afford the good shit, I suppose.

  10. Nikki G. says:

    i smoke everyday and thank god i don’t get the munchies, well every once in a while but it’s mind over matter. if i feel like i’m starting to get the munchies i talk myself out of it. i can’t live without my smoke! well i could but i wouldn’t be happy about it.

  11. Bodhi says:

    What a lame reason to quit smoking herb! Having the munchies has really never bothered me… 😉

  12. Holly says:

    You’re dumb Amy. Hashish resembles either a loose powder or a lump usually black or gold and about the consistency of clay. She doesn’t look like she has hash, she looks like she has PISS POOR WEED which, no matter HOW much money you have, is what you get when people simply dont like you! Dumb whores don’t get the good weed out in Cali!

    I call bullshit on the whole thing. A long term smoker such as her cause use pot as an appetite suppressant and Paris has long been known to be bulimic and on every other drug known to man. I’m sure if she’s feeling fat she simply goes and sticks her finger down her throat and follows it up with a few lines of coke.

    And Adderall, while it DOES make you lose weight…for a time…it gets to a point in your blood stream level where it suddenly “turns” on you and you gain a whole bunch of weight. THAT is probably what happened!!

  13. cc says:

    Same here, Bodhi. I was never adversely affected by munchies. I just ate at my normal times….

  14. Syko says:

    Never got the munchies either. I guess Bodhi, cc and I are just hard core stoners.

  15. Bodhi says:

    hehe *bubble, bubble, bubble*

  16. Jaundice Machine says:

    I always took Paris to be permastoned, but I never imagined her as a stoner. I figured she was snorting those fancy, high-end prescription pills, not smoking my sweet, sweet Mary Jane.

    That being said, I miss my Mary. Soon enough, my sticky love, soon enough . . .

  17. devilgirl says:

    What’s wrong with the munchies? You don’t have to eat the ENTIRE Sarah Lee cherry cheese cake!

  18. I choose me says:

    “Everyone should get a chance to be me. That’s why I created the world’s hottest hair extensions.”

    That line right there is why she should die!

    To Do List:

    Step 1: Get me some arsenic to lace her lattes with – I’m coming to kill ya you narcissistic, self-entitled, egret-looking bitch!

    Step 2: Check price of airline ticket from the here to LA. 😯 😕

    Step 3: Decide to settle for seething hatred. 👿

    Step 4: Realize the bitch ain’t even worth it.

    Step 5: Hopes she adds a tiger to her animal collection one of these days. Hopes she gets eaten by it.

    Step 6: Make myself a banana, bailey’s and coconut cream smoothie. Carry on as before.

  19. Syko says:

    Ooooh, while you’re making those smoothies, make one for me! I’m not stoned at the moment, but it sounds wicked good!

  20. I choose me says:

    It is Syko. It is. Really wish I could send you one. I turned 32 yesterday, took the day off from work today and I’ve been getting pleasantly buzzed since. 😀

  21. Bodhi says:

    Woot woot! Happy Birthday! That does sound mighty tasty

  22. Syko says:

    Happy birthday, I choose me! Hope you have many many more!

  23. Tracy says:

    Heres a pretty amusing list of other celebs that enjoy the grass:

    http://chicago.metromix.com/tv/photogallery/high-on-tv/456669/content

  24. vdantev says:

    What weight gain ? She could use a sammich or two, if you ask me.

  25. mollination says:

    Happy Birthday “I Choose Me” !! Bailey’s and bowls for everyone!!! Bodhi, CC, and Syko, if you guys don’t mind the munchies you should SERIOUSLY invest in some “Yogos”. They are yogurt covered fruit snacks (find them next to all the other fruit snacks at your grocery store) and they are the NUMBER 1 best stoner food of all time! oh my god. they’re amazing!

  26. Bodhi says:

    oo those sound great & semi-healthy!

  27. Codzilla says:

    My condolences to the poor copywriter who was forced to regurgitate “Paris speak” to keep his/her job. As a former corporate copy slave, I feel your pain and wish you the best in your recovery.

  28. dana says:

    WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO HER TRIP TO AFRICA? a total load of crap just as i suspected!

  29. T says:

    wow thats some shitty looking weed 😕 she could use some more munchies, shes so skinny

  30. paris herpes says:

    The last thing I expect from her is self-control, you need to eat before you smoke, or just eat something small instead a bag of chips. I gained 15 lbs once from eating pints of ice cream after I smoked pot when I was 21. How old is she again? 27 you say?! What a dumb twat!

  31. janica_21 says:

    wow! i though that pot smoking is making us thin>>’coz my bff is also smoking pot and she’s really skinny like a model… 😯 😮

  32. bazokbros says:

    I used to manage a movie theater which Paris and pals would come to the midnight show blazed out of their giggly minds. She even once set off the fire alarms smoking in one of the bathrooms. By the time one of the attendants caught her smoking, her pot smoke from the joint she threw in the toilet set off the fire alarms and we had to evacuate the theater. Totally true story and she knows it.

  33. Dezasta says:

    Beef Jerky is really good stoner food man followed by chocolate icecream

  34. david10006 says:

    i would tell her to stop because she could kill some brain cells, but really…who am i kidding?

  35. gg says:

    Wow, I’m going to have to go with the yogo’s. My favorite is trail mix with yogo’s, banana and peanut butter. :mrgreen:

  36. Ozzy says:

    Negative publicity is still publicity and I believe she’d do anything for attention. Check out the parody video of Paris on minimovie.com- it’s very funny and pokes fun at just how ridiculous her celebrity has become.

  37. Elizabeth says:

    You call that. celebrity? She has been fucked up since her blazedeption. I called her the (oh fuck, might as well) child of a two families of “poor” (pun intended)tycoons. Sad really.I envy bad genes. Then again…who really has the bad genes? Im from a family (insert divorce incurring now-child in middle mediating it and the business) (now talk about biological mothers educational genes with fathers poor farming low education genes). MMM! YUmmy! Doesnt that just scream a reference to the song “she’s got me suicidal suidcidal”. haha. no offense but all I can do is laugh about having all this crappy baggage. Great for finding a man who you spend your whole life waiting for…

  38. stunning sarah says:

    wow i randomly ended up on this page lookin for seeds online, and to all f u bashing paris as well as eachother……..u clearly have 2 much time on ur hands……….. and makin others feels dumb really isnt very poductive! ❗ ❓ ❗ ❓ ❗

    and 2 PARIS
    not that u’ll ever read this……… lifes a bitch, then ya die, so fuck the world, LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!! hehehehe

    all my love 😀

  39. ninoocholo says:

    looks like tobacco to me or some bunk shit

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  41. hahah i didnt’ know paris smoked! i like her so much more now.

  42. Lici says:

    Dude… she doesn’t deserve to smoke pot… not even the dirt weed that she seemingly has in her purse there.

  43. HeadShops says:

    Good for her!

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