“Pharrell Williams plus Jessica Biel equals tragedy” links

Jessica Biel is a terrible actress, and this is a horrendous commercial. [Celebuzz]
Lainey analyzes the problem with Taylor Lautner: his father & the machine. [LaineyGossip]
Another reason to loathe Nobel laureate VS Naipaul. [Gawker]
The poster for The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is just… wrong. Ugh. [Dlisted]
10 men you don‘t want to see without facial hair – Gerard Butler!!! [Pajiba]
More pics from Rosie Huntington Whiteley‘s GQ UK shoot. [Yeeeah]
Arnold isn‘t taking off his wedding ring. [PopEater]
I would watch a vintage Jennifer Lopez porno. [The Frisky]
Moby is an old fart. [Agent Bedhead]
Beyonce‘s new single, “The Best Thing I Never Had”. [PopBytes]
Bradley Cooper is fluent in French. Nice. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Whitney Houston has “deadly emphysema”? [LimeLife]
Fred Durst still exists. Remember how he boned Christina Aguilera? [ICYDK]
Beyonce covers Essence Mag. [Bossip]
Aw, Elton John & David Furnish‘s little boy! [INFDaily]
Ryan Kwanten covers DaMan Mag. [A Socialite Life]
Salma Hayek looks so cute here. [Pop Sugar]

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  1. NayNay says:

    Is this anything new to anyone? We all know she sucks as an actress.

  2. Slim Charles says:

    Is “Naipaul” Trinidadian for “dick”?

  3. Rhiley says:

    I thought the controversy with Fred was that he boned Britney back when she was all “I don’t bone. Ever. I am a good, bubble gum girl,” and it was SCANDOULOUS.

  4. Eve says:

    Hmmm…she’s got nice hands.

  5. brin says:

    On one of the tabloid shows (Extra?) she was actually talking seriously about this commercial…like it was a Bergman film lol.

  6. RHONYC says:

    ohh, leave ol’ Turquoise Corduroy alone.

    that’s her new name by the way. feel free… 😉

  7. Quest says:

    That ad is as bad as her teal colored outfit…ewww.

    @ Rhonyc ***hi, good one 🙂

  8. Eve says:

    About Biel, I wonder why she broke up with Chris Evans — he was by far the nicest guy she’s ever dated. The best looking too. And if Captain America – The First Avenger turns out to be a hit, that will have been such a missed opportunity for her.

  9. Kasey says:

    LMOL at this commercial! Jessica Biel is a NATURAL comedienne!

  10. Toe says:

    I liked the Commercial. She looked good in it.

  11. Heatheradair says:

    I’m as quick to hate on a famous girl with a great body as quickly as the next person, BUT….I think I have to give Jessica a pass on the Revlon commercial. She didn’t have to do much but sit and look pretty and awkwardly pretend to mascara-up her fake lashes…and she did sit and look pretty….

    (in other words…..I didn’t hate it.)

  12. e says:

    At least maybe now they will stop running that commercial where she says “this is the start of something big”. Um it’s mascara not the ipod.

  13. yeppp says:

    fail….. this is a very bad commercial and i love pharell but this was a major fail for him jess was ok she was he normal meh self.

  14. serena says:

    She looks hot. Not terrible at all.

  15. Rachface24 says:

    I find it pretty odd that Jessica Biel does this commerical with Pharrell when rumor had it that the reason JT and Britney Spears broke up is she cheated on him with Pharrell.

  16. Charlotte says:

    It’s not the worst commercial I’ve ever seen. I like the way that they’ve photographed it. And I don’t see how her acting has anything to do with putting on mascara. Although I agree that she’s not a good actress, she’s really a beautiful woman.

  17. rkintn says:

    O.M.G! Just when I though The Coop couldn’t BE any sexier…I find out he’s fluent in French! Thanks for that link;)

  18. LILOO says:

    I’m so sick of mascara companies using fake eyelashes in their advertisements!

  19. lisa says:

    @brin.

    I saw her talking about this commercial on one of the entertainment shows too. She was talking about her “character” and acting like this was a full length movie.

    That is sad to me. There are a few actresses out there that she reminds me of. They want to make it so bad, but it just always seems out of their reach.

    Terrible commercial.

  20. Dana M says:

    OMG! Is this an SNL spoof? Hilarious!

  21. poodlemom says:

    Pharrell is so HOT! can you feature him on Hot Guy Friday sometime???

  22. loop says:

    At 0:43, he became a ghost. im that person who’s always defending the hated, but yea, this was a bad commercial.

  23. Yasmine says:

    I never found Bradley Cooper hot till now. I’m impressed actually. My favourite comment about the video posted in that link:
    ” PS – $10 says Goop releases a video of herself speaking Spanish in response to this.” HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

  24. Adrien says:

    That Revlon commercial was directed by Darren Aronofsky? Really?

  25. ViktoryGin says:

    @ LILOO

    right?!!

    I was about to say that I hope that the mascara comes with the those pair of falsies that she’s wearing, cuz come on…..

    I honestly don’t hate the commericial. She’s not speaking. Progress.

  26. ViktoryGin says:

    Wow…weird Al is acually hot underneath all that hair! Who would have thought?

    Had no idea that Bradley Cooper spoke French. Yay for American polyglots!!!!