“Scarlett Johansson cut her hair short & her fiance looks ridiculous” links

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson chopped her hair off and looks great. Romain Dauriac‘s outfit is “avant garde” fug. Photos at the link. ->>>> [LaineyGossip]
Vivica A. Fox turns 50 years old today. [Dlisted]
Maisie Williams would like GOT readers to stop spoiling. [Pajiba]
Mira Sorvino wore a fug, lime-green babydoll dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Allison Williams is playing the live version of Peter Pan. [Buzzfeed]
Amber Marchese calls Melissa Gorga childish. [Reality Tea]
Ryan Reynolds is probably crying over the Deadpool footage. [The Blemish]
Jessica Alba covers Maxim even though she dislikes being hot. [Popoholic]
J-Woww already wants a 2nd baby, of course. [Starcasm]
Zac Efron says he needed “a social lubricant.[I’m Not Obsessed]
Leonardo DiCaprio‘s endless summer is getting weirder. [Evil Beet]
Maksim Chmerkovskiy is quitting DWTS. [CDAN]
Ash Harrison shows off his tushie, of course. [OMG Blog]
Anna Paquin goes shopping with Lilac Moyer. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

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  1. Jegede says:

    I don’t think Scarlett looks great.
    Seems like she’s trying to pull off the Robin Wright Penn look but fails without the cheekbones

    • don't kill me i'm french says:

      +1
      I hate Robin Wrigth’s last new haircut

      • FLORC says:

        but Robin has the cheekbones to pull it off. It’s fitting for her Claire Underwood role also.

    • Mike says:

      I actually think she looks okay with short hair myself. She has a really pretty face so maybe she does not need the cheek bones.

      • V4Real says:

        It’s not that bad. But why does Lainey have to compar Scarjo’s career to Jolie’s. Women, we are at times our own worst enemies.

        And damn Vivaca Fox looks good at 50

    • Nikollet says:

      I thought it was Elsa Pataky in the first pic I saw. I don’t think she looks great. The colour looks really badly done to me.

    • Goga says:

      +1

    • fynn says:

      Robin Wright ruined a whole generation of women have them thinking they could pull off her amazing haircut that works only if you’re Robin Wright. I mean , hello Mrs. Best Cheekbones in Hollywood!

  2. Kiddo says:

    That Leo link was f*cking hilarious. Thanks.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Yeah, I love how his shorts are going one way and his body the other.

  3. Tiffany27 says:

    Scarlett’s haircut makes her look a bit like Shiloh Jolie Pitt.

  4. Merlin says:

    Scarlett noooo! The hair is not good, even worse from the back view.

    • JennySerenity says:

      Seriously. Do not like, do not like!! Scarlett, I get that you’re letting go and simplifying in preparation for childbirth, but GURL. Also, your freaking BF looks like an old school minstrel in that hat. You should be embarrassed for him.

  5. bettyrose says:

    That’s not even ScarJo’s face. Maybe it’s not really her and the real, naturally gorgeous ScarJo is vacationing on a private island somewhere?

    • Macey says:

      I was going to say there is something drastically different about her face and its not the hair, did she do something or is it just make-up and/or photoshop?

  6. mia girl says:

    Scarlett’s fiancé’s whole look is so shockingly terrible that it rendered my brain incapable of snark.
    It literally left me quip-less.

    • j.eyre says:

      Oh dear – that is serious, miagirl. You are frightening me.

      You’ll get it back darling, I know you can. Let’s give you a little bump:

      “In a tragic example of hipster on hipster rage, Scarlett Johansson and Romain Dauriac – methodically and will full intent – gave each other terrible haircuts. Throwing artisanal salt in the wound (that is too deep for normal people to understand,) they callously placed each others’ organic linen clothing in the dryer, causing the legs of their outfits to shrink. Pictured here, the two have buried the hand crafted hatchet in the ghost of Coco Chanel’s dignity and took off for a leisurely stroll through downtown, taking turns wearing a jaunty chapeau”

      Does that help?

      • TG says:

        Did they buy all this stuff from Preserve?

      • j.eyre says:

        They did, TG, because the descriptions of the items spoke to them so.

        All except the hatchet – that was an engagement gift GOOP had made for them by a self-proclaimed journeyman in East Quogue.

      • mia girl says:

        j.eyre – You are a true friend indeed.
        Your little novella is perfection, and a much needed shot of inspiration. It may take me a bit of time to reclaim my previous level of snark, but damn it if I’m not going to try.

        *runs off to look at pics again*

        I’m back! and, and – this guy’s outfit looks like… Um… Hipster, um – diarrhea brown hat, uh, um….

        It’s useless!
        This look is just too much for me!
        I’ve found my snark-kryptonite.

      • j.eyre says:

        Dammit – this is serious. Quickly, fetch the others, a great deal of gin and lets have one of our “Dorothy Parker Seances.” You know, the ones where we drink until we find our atrocious faux New York accents passable and our wit razor sharp?

    • ray says:

      i feel bad that i still find him kinda hot haha

    • NYer says:

      Wasn’t Rachel Zoe’s kid wearing that same outfit?

      • EscapedConvent says:

        @NYer,

        Hahahaha! I was going to say that Cumberbatch wouldn’t even wear that mess, but I like your comment much better.

    • kibbles says:

      Scarlett is considered by the media as one of the most beautiful women in the world and this is the best she can do? I wouldn’t even want him.

  7. Lucretia says:

    Scarlett as Elsa Pataky? Except not as good?
    As for Leo, belly fat is really unhealthy for the heart. And don’t pretend you’re doing it for The Revenant. “Muscles” (alien to that body) also create extra girth.

  8. Becks says:

    The haircut is no bueno. I like bobs, but this one looks too mushroom-y. It’ll probably look better as it grows out.
    WTF is her fiance wearing?!?!

  9. zan says:

    This is not a good haircut on her..
    Her fiance looks like John Malcovich!

  10. Ag says:

    vivica a. fox is 50?!

  11. Rhiley says:

    Her husband’s outfit is so gross. I can’t imagine doing anything remotely sexual with a man who wears outfits like that.

    • don't kill me i'm french says:

      It’s normcore,it’s trendy!

      She looks barely pregnant.Are we sure she will deliver in a month?

  12. Kemper says:

    JWow knows babies are people, not.cocktails. Right?

    • SpookySpooks says:

      As out there as she is, Snooki seems to be pretty good mother. Maybe JWoww will be the same.

  13. SpookySpooks says:

    The more I read about Maisie Williams, the less I like her.

  14. Lydia says:

    Scarlett’s haircut looks awful. LOL.

  15. Sumodo1 says:

    The Fug Girls didn’t care for Mira Sorvino’s dress, but get a load of Mira at 46! Fabulous!

  16. Jac says:

    That photo of Leo is everything.

  17. Santolina says:

    That puff piece on ScarJo is pure PR. The haircut is not particularly flattering and the boyfriend looks extremely silly. Sorry, I just think ScarJo is a shallow, selfish numbnut who plays her annoying monotonic self in every role.

    • JenniferJustice says:

      If you look at the photos of him on Lainey Gossip, his barn door is half open. Oopsy!

    • Anne says:

      Last night, I watched Hitchcock and it’s the first time I’ve seen Scarlet in anything and didn’t think she was playing herself. I recommend it if anyone’s interested.

      • Francis says:

        Yes she was fabulous in Hitchcock playing Janet Lee. She did a fine job.
        Good film for the most part. Loved Anthony Hopkins,Helen Mirren amazing.

    • don't kill me i'm french says:

      Her voice acting in Her and her as NJ bimbo princess in Don Jon are so good

  18. T.C. says:

    I think I’m the only one that liked the leaked Deadpool footage. It was pretty entertaining.

    • Elan says:

      Nope your not the only one. It’s like so perfect and so very Deadpool. This movie needs to happen.

  19. maria says:

    am i the only one who thinks that blue nail polish looks ridiculous on someone older than 12?

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      No, I’m with you. My Little Pony.

    • lucy2 says:

      I did blue toenails a while ago and hated it, so blue isn’t for me. Though I’ve seen some people pull it off, I guess it depends on the color blue and what they’re wearing.

      The worst was a much older woman at my salon getting a pukey yellow green color on her toes. At first I thought she had some horrible fungus.

  20. JenniferJustice says:

    I don’t know why she’d bleach her hair to this level when she’s pregnant and you can’t/aren’t suppose to dye or bleach your hair when you’re pregnant. Eitehr she has to continue bleaching her roots now or she has to just let it grow and have a major contrast. Most of us just let our hair grow out when we’re pregnant and let it look like crap until we have the baby and then we have tons of new hair to work with to get a super do to revamp ourselves. Gotta love those prenatal vitamins!

  21. serena says:

    Love her haircut! She looks great!

  22. marie says:

    Rookie mistake. Never cut your hair while pregnant. Every woman wants too, most regret it. Im glad I held off until my brain wasn’t swishing around in an impulsive hormone cocktail to asses my hair situation. I was unhappy with the size of my butt cheeks not the length of my hair.

  23. BlackBetty says:

    Scarlets new hair looks downright horrible. They both look try hard hipster.

  24. JustChristy says:

    When you’ve found a sweater Heathcliff Huxtable wouldn’t dare touch, you’ve gone too far. TOO FAR!! This one’s over the cliff and in the ravine.

  25. lucy2 says:

    I like Scarlett’s hair from the front, but the sides and back don’t look great.

  26. Kosmos says:

    I won’t pretend….I’m just NOT a Scarlett fan at all. I’ve never liked her, and I don’t feel she’s particularly lovely in any way.

  27. LAK says:

    I like the hair, but not the colour. Too brassy blonde.

  28. Francis says:

    Scarlett is gorgeous. She could shave her head and still look utterly gorgeous.
    She’s stunning.
    Scarlett is just a beautiful lady. IMO

  29. Anguishedcorn says:

    I was almost on board with Scarlett’s hair until I saw the sides and back…