“Jennifer Lopez’s tight red dress looks uncomfortable on top” links

Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez made a splash in red for Jimmy Kimmel. I don’t mind the bunchiness of the dress, but the strap and bust area look painful. [LaineyGossip]
John Barrowman turns 48 today. Yes please. [Dlisted]
These hangover cures look worse than being drunk. [Buzzfeed]
Meryl Streep supports a very important documentary. [Pajiba]
Kendra Wilkinson & Hank Baskett head to Marriage Boot Camp. [Reality Tea]
Hot GRITS = a Buckwild & Housewives mashup. [Starcasm]
50 Cent‘s 2-year-old son scored a a $700,000 modelling contract. [A Socialite Life]
Zoe Saldana wears white Altuzzara with Roger Federer. [Go Fug Yourself]
Selena Gomez‘s outfit reminds me of 1980s Jessica McClintock. [Moe Jackson]
Ariana Grande tripped onstage in her crazy high heels. [The Blemish]
M.I.A. shared a sneak peek at her new single. [OMG Blog]
Taylor Swift takes her lovely legs for another pap walk. [Popoholic]
Andrew Keegan started his own cult of “soul medicine.” [Evil Beet]
Is Sarah Stage really 8 1/2 months pregnant? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Jennifer Lopez

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  1. lucy2 says:

    “1980s Jessica McClintock” OMG. Having major Seventeen magazine flashbacks.

  2. burnsie says:

    A lot of these celebs need to change their foundation, bce their face is such a different color from the rest of their body. Cool it with the banana powder, kids

    • Crumpet says:

      I’m going to give her a pass on the makeup because it’s for the camera. What looks good on camera often doesn’t translate.

      Thanks for the banana powder heads up. I’d never heard of it!

    • mimif says:

      Totally just went down the banana powder wormhole. I thought you were just being cute!

    • Kiddo says:

      I was out of the banana powder loop, too.

  3. samanthalous says:

    She looks great but her eye makeup is hard

    • mimif says:

      I think that’s to cover up a little (cough) eye work she had done. She’s straight up got cat eyes in those pics.

      • Kiddo says:

        She looked seriously jacked in the jump smiling photo, barely recognized her.

        ETA: In the bottom link, That make-up artist looks exactly like Kim K in the images.

      • mimif says:

        Holy sh-t, for reals. I love how he created the forehead vein in the AJ one. *ducks*

        Also, wtf is going on with JLo’s chunky blonde highlights? I can’t look away. Additionally, I just caught my bf watching Sahahra, starring Le McBongahey. Back to off the grid we go! đŸ˜‰

      • Kiddo says:

        LMAO. You better fear the day Swift appears in a film. I have a feeling he’ll be watching that too.

        JLo must’ve had some nasal spray that day, she didn’t have to breathe through her mouth!

        Yeah, the make-up artist did a good job with AJ, the AnnE Hathaway one is scurrrrrrry.

      • QQ says:

        THIIISSS!! and Anyways : Bring Back Scott Barnes Jesus Christ what are her makeup minions thinking???!?!

      • lucy2 says:

        I think you might be right. That’s a shame, she didn’t need to get any work done.

        That makeup artist’s work is crazy! Some of them are right on, and others may not be as good but are still an amazing transformation.

      • Kiddo.ch says:

        Civilization is BAD for some people. That is too funny.
        Bring back the howling moondogs…psst, they probably sing better too.

  4. Jaded says:

    She looks like she just got up from a bad night in bed….

  5. InvaderTak says:

    Is she wearing an anklet?

  6. Mel M says:

    i read those statements that the rapist made last week and it made me physically ill. It’s appalling and really hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that people still think like this in 2015.

  7. J-G says:

    $700,000 modeling contract? For a 2 year old. I obviously missed my window.

    • lisa2 says:

      He is such a cute baby.. really just beyond adorable.

      I think he is so young it won’t be much of a problem. If he doesn’t continue doing this as he gets older.. he won’t remember most of it.. and he doesn’t have an understanding of any of it.

  8. Rhiley says:

    What in the heck is going on with Selena Gomez’s face? Bulimia, coke bloat, too many fillers- all 3? She looks like she has had TMJ surgery.

    • qwerty says:

      Apparently she has lupus which might give a face like that. (So do thyroid problems btw) But I’d go with booze and coke. Someone (Lainey was it?) has a blind item (allegedly) about her not that long ago that said she couldn’t get through her very short flight getting shitfaced on whiskey.

    • Chem says:

      I’ve heard she is doing coke and drinking like crazy.

    • Crumpet says:

      Face bloat due weight gain due to steroids. Lupus is a horrible disease. Before the advent of effective treatment people lost their noses – basically the whole middle of their faces including their eyes.

      • RPh says:

        That’s leprosy not lupus. Suggest you purchase a Merck Manuel before you write about diseases on line.

  9. penelope says:

    That kid is absolutely gorgeous–wish they included a photo of his mother as well!

    ETA: I looked her up. Her name is Daphne Joy and she is predictably stunning.

  10. Judyk says:

    I think she looks fabulous…the best I’ve seen her look in ages.

  11. Joh says:

    She has gone a tweek too far.
    Some of the pics do not look like her.

  12. sills says:

    If I had a bod like that I would rock the hell out of that red dress. She looks fierce.

  13. Alexa says:

    Wow! I LOVE Jlo’s body in this red dress! I think it’s so flattering and youthful on her – much more so than a plunging V-neckline would be. I don’t see “tightness” when I look at this form-fitting dress at all. I see young & juicy. (Way to go, Jlo!)

  14. Melanie says:

    I love MIA. Thanks for posting that link.

  15. LAK says:

    Is that dress Preen?

  16. LaurieH says:

    Do you ever think of something to say in your head and know, before you even type it, that you’re going to get criticized? And then you think about it, take a sip of red wine and think “what the hell?” I think this dress is horrible. It’s entirely TOO tight for her. I recognize that J-Lo has an amazing body – she really, really does. That she is in her 40’s and has that body is A-MAZING and I know she must workout like crazy and eat healthfully to stay in that kind of enviable shape. That said – for a woman in her 40’s with two children – regardless of having “the bod” and being a pop star and whatever – I dunno, I find it all so…ummm….undignified. I feel the same way about Madonna. Just because you CAN fit into things and even look GOOD in those things, doesn’t mean you SHOULD wear those things. Which isn’t to say that she should start dressing like Helen Mirren, but she needs to start picking and choosing. A little leg? Or a little cleavage? Or maybe a bare midriff (because she does have the abs to pull it off)? But not everything all at once. I know that may seem prudish or old-fashioned or not in keeping with “if it feels good/looks good, do it” attitude… but I don’t know. It just bugs me. Not in the way that makes me think less of J-Lo (like the way Kim Kardashian DEFINITELY makes me feel less of her), but it’s just…again…I dunno…. a little desperate. She’s a beautiful women with a killer body, but as someone well into her 40’s, she might want to re-think how to represent “sexy”. Sexy doesn’t always means flaunting all the goods all at once.

    • Nicole says:

      agreed, it comes off as try-hard and desperate. Style should mature and that doesn’t mean dowdy

  17. Naddie says:

    Am I the only one who thinks she’s better acting than singing?

  18. Danskins says:

    J Lo rocks that dress! It hugs her curves and flatters her figure. She looks absolutely amazing!!