Bradley Cooper assures the world he’ll never sleep with Jennifer Lawrence

Bradley Cooper

Here’s a photo of Bradley Cooper looking particularly emu-ish at the New York City screening of Burnt, the very serious movie about a serious chef, which shall certainly propel BCoop to his fourth Oscar nomination. At this point, I kinda figure the Academy pencils him before even watching his films. He’ll come to the ceremony with Irina Shayk, who will be forced to socialize with BCoop’s mom, Gloria, in front of the media. I wonder if Irina will wear Marchesa, which may make her a little punchy, being an established model and all.

Bradley sat down with Howard Stern on Wednesday, and because Howard is Howard, the topic switched to Bradley’s love life: “When are you [and Jennifer Lawrence] going to have sex?” Howard is one of us, y’all. Always trying to get the dish. He dragged BCoop a little bit over saying he could “literally” be JLaw’s father before turning around and dating the younger Suki Waterhouse. Bradley says he just said that crap to say something on the red carpet. He likes younger women and didn’t even think about what he said at all:

On being too old to date JLaw: “I said that once on a red carpet just as a diffuse thing and then it became a thing because the girl I was seeing was as young as she was. It just didn’t happen. It’s not the way we are together.”

On Amy Schumer “She is very attractive. We had an awkward exchange at the MTV Movie Awards when we didn’t know each other. All that stuff of her getting called and me saying no, no, no, that really happened. I thought I was getting a little creepy because I was making her stay.”

[From HowardStern.com]

Yep, Bradley just said he found Amy Schumer attractive, so there’s your new rumor. BCoop was responding to Amy’s recent joke about dating him because they spoke at the MTV Movie Awards, and that’s how gossip begins. Before you know it, there will be club make-out sightings and publicist denials. Well, neither Jennifer nor Amy is Bradley’s type. He likes the girls who don’t talk so much to the press. When they do start talking and showing their true personalities, he dumps them. For the record, Jennifer was never interested in BCoop either.

Jennifer Lawrence

Bradley Cooper

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  1. David says:

    I find Amy Schumer attractive.

    • raincoaster says:

      Yay! Two women tonight told me I look like Amy Schumer, so I’m collecting vicarious compliments. I will be happy to collect BCoop’s phone number, vicariously or not.

  2. Tough Cookie says:

    Emu-ish!!! Can’t un-see that now… LOL

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I know. I love those little strokes of genius.

    • WinnieCoopersMom says:

      Emu/Robin Williams-faced. That’s all I see w BCoop anymore.

      • KaleIt says:

        Emu and some poster in the other thread said Barry Manilow too. Yes. The love child of a threesome between Robin Williams (RIP and all due respect), Barry, and an emu.

  3. Jayna says:

    Howard Stern interviewed Bradley Cooper back when he was with Renee Zellweger, and he was so engaging and funny and loves, loves his craft in a really excited way, not a pretentious way. It made me really like the guy . He’s self-deprecating and humble and very chatty and conversational in answering Howard’s questions. He was so excited to be on Howard’s show. I felt he was pretty honest about his career and roles he didn’t get or wanted. It was so sweet. His father had just died recently at the time of the interview and he was wearing his father’s wedding ring.

    If anyone is interested, here it is.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mnrYR-VAFM

  4. seesittellsit says:

    Actually, BCoop, we, ummmm, already knew that.

  5. Shijel says:

    I’m sure BCoop will never sleep with JLaw. Something tells me, maybe it’s the countless rumours, that he’s not really into oysters.

    I need to go wash my mouth with soap now,ugh, Shijel, you tactless little…

  6. jinni says:

    In the picture of them together, Jennifer looks really good with dark hair but she also looks like a statute. He needs to quit answering this whole JLaw will they won’t they thing it has gotten tired and looks like something he use to get attention for whatever movie they are doing together.

    Also,sure you find Amy attractive Bradley.

    • DaSH says:

      Gigi Hadid’s younger sister, Bella Hadid could pass up as JLaw’s twin or sister!

    • WinnieCoopersMom says:

      Does JLaw look a little bow-legged to anyone else? (This is not body-shaming btw, she has an incredible body, obviously.) Just have always noticed her legs appear to go inward and it’s interesting.

  7. kimbers says:

    Does he think any woman is hot? Kinda already knew youb wouldn’t sleep with Jlaw… not worried one bit…not one bit at all…love how hollywood does shit…

  8. Bonnie says:

    I guess I’m a little late to the conversation….. What is the rumor about him being gay? What did I miss?

    • Aussie Reader says:

      Lots of Blinds have him touted as that … hence why he has all the Beards, apparently.

      I just think he’s boring – Jennifer Esposito is one sassy lady and she couldn’t put up with his moods and sulking. Nobody wants to date someone like that.

    • WinnieCoopersMom says:

      Remember the gay character he played in ‘Valentine’s Day?’ Hilarious to think of him like that bc he acts like such a ladies man. Thank you, Gary Marshall.

      • Anne tommy says:

        He recently played a closeted gay in the (very silly but funny) TV prequel Wet Hot American Summer 2015, as well as in the 2001 version. Give the level of his stardom now, I thought he was a good sport especially given the rumours. He’s a decent actor. I don’t dislike him. He may be gay, he may have messed with his face, he may date younger women. None of these is a big deal.

  9. Leah says:

    Still looks like Barry Manilow.

  10. MexicanMonkey says:

    Something happened to BCoop’s that made him look really creepy. Like, even creepier than he used to look.

  11. LadyK says:

    I was “making” my husband watch Trainwreck with me, and he started shaking his head. I asked him why, and he scoffed at the idea that Amy Schumer was hot enough to date John Cena. I shoulda divorced him then and there.

  12. Bitchy architect says:

    What happened to his face? Something is just so off. Is he way older than he claims? Maybe he’s just been in Hollywood too long-and has Hollywood face.

  13. Mitchie says:

    What’s the age difference between Howard and Beth, BTW?

  14. moon says:

    Random but love the darker hair on JLaw! She looks more sophisticated.

  15. chelsea says:

    I believe him.

  16. vanessa says:

    im still shipping them though lol

    • GlimmerBunny says:

      So am I. Bradlifer forever!

      And for the record, I do believe they’ve hooked up or at least kissed. They have WAY too much chemistry not to have. Or maybe Bradley trluy is gay (I never thiught he was).

  17. realitycheck says:

    Who cares! He’s so douchey and slimy, just go away already.

  18. Ivo says:

    That’s too bad, they would make a cute couple.

  19. lila fowler says:

    Howard Stern’s interviews are so embarrassing anymore. He has morphed into such a celebrity butt kisser.

  20. Holmes says:

    Of course he won’t, she’s much too old for him.

  21. Samtha says:

    I just figured out why his face looks so different–he had work done on his jawline. In that older picture, you can see how angular and triangle-like his jaw is, but now it’s blockier.

    He should have left it alone. Now everyone is meant to have a square jaw!