Everyone’s favorite unlikely manwh*re Jon Gosselin is parading around the Sundance film festival sucking face with his new, rich girlfriend, sucking up swag and demanding special treatment. Several outlets have stories about Jon’s antics and how he’s behaving like the spoiled adolescent he’s known as. Gosselin is said to be demanding security and special treatment while real celebrities are content to be left alone. He’s also of course hitting up the gifting suites and making away with all sorts of goodies. He’s legally obligated to pay taxes on all that swag and I hope someone reports him!
The divorced dad of eight has moved into the snow-covered Utah mountains and is staying at the family home of new galpal, Morgan Christie. The two have been spotted all over town snagging freebie swag and making out in public.
“Jon and Morgan are really making a spectacle of themselves and Jon expects star treatment everywhere he goes,” an insider tells Fox411. “He has turned into a total diva. He and Morgan have been setting themselves up at free events each day, they request security teams to help them and make sure the paparazzi are around to catch them.”
The two decided to make a special date night out of the Kelis performance at the Film Lounge/House of Hype on Friday night.
“Jon made sure he was escorted into the venue with full security and he insisted on watching the performance with Morgan on the side of the stage, all alone, while real celebrities were in the audience with everyone else. Morgan was ALL over Jon during the performance. Then, when Jon was ready to leave, which was before the concert was over, he made security escort him and Morgan to his car. It was lame!”
Ryan Reynolds and Bob Saget were also at the House of Hype for Kelis and the two men acted a little different than Jon and Morgan. “Ryan and Bob hung out with the regular crowd and they drank beer and mingled with everyone all night. They were laid back and cool while Jon acted like he was a superstar. Everyone in the audience was wondering why Jon demanded such treatment.”
[From Fox News]
US Weekly has more on Jon’s bad behavior. They’re reporting on the same party on Friday, in which Jon and his new girl engaged in “Tons of PDA,” and “Anyone who saw him remarked how inappropriate it was. Gosselin seemed to love the attention.” Jon is staying at a “massive mansion” owned by Morgan’s family nearby. US also claims to have a source who says Jon is at Sundance in order to talk about “walk on roles” for films. Good luck getting that past TLC, which has an injunction against him for all public appearances. I would assume film roles are included in that.
Meanwhile MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that Jon was heard enthusing on “multiple occasions” about how he would like to pose in front of the movie poster for a film called Douchebag. Unlike Jon’s real life role, it’s been getting positive reviews.
What the hell is he doing there? Have they no standards? He looks like a smarmy toad! What is the fascination here? Is this Morgan chick playing with a full deck? Oh, I can’t stand it any more, I’m going home.
does this drunken pufferfish actually have a job?
God. I hate to insult turtles, but he looks like a giant, chinless turtle.
Can’t wait for the reports that there’s a warrant for his arrest for lack of child support payment. I wonder if he’s going to try to start a new army with the new chickie? and why is she so stupid? Ugh. GIANT TURTLE FACE.
DOUCHE!
Poor Sundance. It’s so not the cool festival now that it’s been invaded the past few years by these types. I remember organizers/participants complaining cuz Paris was there a couple of years ago and now this guy?
Ah yes, just as Robert Redford intended when he started Sundance…
What is wrong with her and her family for that matter?? If my daughter brought home a deadbeat dad who cheated on his wife and barely bothers with his kids anymore, I’d flip out and kick him to the curb. His poor little babies are going to hate him as soon as they discover Google. 🙁
Im more surprised that the people at Sundance treated him like a celeb…wtf?
He has 0 talent, I just dont get how he gets these girls in the first place.
I feel sorry for this girl, she has to be pretty dumb to not realize he’s only using her for her families money. what a douche and a leech.
W-O-W! He has gotten so F-A-T! This guy is pure trash. When does he see his KIDS?????
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that bottom picture pretty much epitomizes who he is…
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LOL!! He looks like a fat Dana Carvey in that “Master of Disguise” movie when he was in the turtle outfit!! Gross! And it blows my mind that any woman would willingly let him touch them. I don’t care how rich and famous he is, he’s repulsive.
to “Morons”, I’ve wondered about her parents, myself.
it’s one thing to let a daughter live at home beyond when she becomes an “adult”, but to let her deadbeat “boyfriend” move in? makes me question THEIR desire to be in the spotlight…as in, they WANT the attention.
and “drunken pufferfish” is a perfect description. man, he has one ugly mug.
CB, can we have a moratorium on THIS waste-of-space?
WOW, he got really fat!!
didn’t sundance used to be ….cool, and indie, and legitimate? where did all of that go!?
john gosselin??? really???
he is vile.
I am eating delicious ravioli right now and the second picture of him literally mad me gag up my food. for serious.
yah, someone’s been on a beer binge. c-l-e-a-r-l-y!
Ew just ew.
I liked the eonline version where supposedly they had hired a Pap to walk in front of them and snap pictures even though the rest of the paparazzi wasn’t interested.
he disgusts me. i think someone should put a stop to this douche-ery. its sad that he’s sunk as low as depending on a girls rich FAMILY to keep his ass in ed hardy. his jowls are gross.
In that one pic, is that Chet from the Real World in the background? Ahhh Chet, I love him! If it is, the paps should have rushed him, because he’s a million times more fascinating than Jon! He wears bowties and crazy clothes and is in denial about being gay…I say, MORE CHET, LESS JON!
He’s expanded to Federline proportions, people!
I bet Kate is laughing and hugging her divorce papers and thanking God she is rid of him.
He clearly is not as happy as he is pretending to be. You don’t gain 60ish pounds in a few months if you are in a good place.
Makes me sick!
Funny, lucy2! Robert Redford oozes class, while Jon just, well, oozes.
Chicken Tetrazzini, greatest screen name ever. The only dish that can drive a man to infidelity.
not that I am trying to be offensive, and sorry if i offend anyone, but in that bottom picture, doesn’t Jon look like he has downs syndrome? anyone? anyone?
“Chicken Tetrazzini, greatest screen name ever. The only dish that can drive a man to infidelity.” LOL!!! CT, I do love your screen name, makes me smile every time I see it!
The only possible explanation I can see for ANY woman to be with him is the very thing we’re all looking at: psuedo-celebrity. For whatever reason, people still photograph and talk about this lump and the girls think by extension, they will be famous too. It worked for that Hailey girl, how many times has she been on TV & magazines? And in a world where lunatics will force their kids to lie about getting trapped in a giant balloon for their 15 minutes of fame, letting that greasy walrus near you is just another way. Totally sick, of course.
damn, dat Diva is blowing up….he’s a blimp
Thanks! I swear, I think that episode of Maury is the best thing ever, I always ALWAYS laugh my ass off at it. My dream is to meet that lady in person and have her say “She be seducin my man with chicken tetrazzini” I would just die!
“I bet Kate is laughing and hugging her divorce papers and thanking God she is rid of him.”
OMG Morons!! ROFLMAO!!! And yet so very true!
Geeze remember when everyone totally freaked out when Paris went to Sundance? I bet they are wishing for those days now.
He looks like a toad!!!!!
Is that a quilt he is carrying? I want to know whose swag suite was giving away quilts, because that is awesome.
He’s Jabba The Hutt.
Revolting.
I guess the thing is that Park City is a place that anyone (Hilton, Gosselin or Linda Hogan and Toyboy) can just turn up and parade around in.
The article makes it clear that Jon is doing the free events, so I don’t imagine he was invited. Maybe security and PR are helping him when he asks and maybe …. they’re getting their revenge by releasing kind of article. That’s my hope!
Looking at his bloated face now is so repulsive. Ugh. Why would this young rich chick need a whining spoiled brat for a boyfriend?
And oh my god, what can her parents think when he is at their house being all gross and entitled?? It boggles the mind.
Looks like things are right on schedule for Mr. Gosselin. He is yet sucking the life (and money) out of another girl. All these female lives seem to be going right to his gut, face and other growning body parts. Why doesn’t Robert Redford kick his a– right out of Sundance? Somebody out there please, please, for all that is holy please tell this putz he has NO talent, NOT good looking and his 15 min. are so OVER.
What a pig. He looks as if he’s gained 100 pounds. I sincerely hope that “The Insider” realizes that they backed the wrong horse. It’s obvious that his kids’ interest AREN’T his primary concern. It’s his ego and whatever female he can brainwash.
Prissa my thoughts exactly!
All I can think of when I see how pathetic he looks right now is: Karma really DOES exist! Yesssssss! Oh the shit storm is coming and I can’t wait to laugh at his misery!
He is truly repulsive.
Yes, he has gained weight but maybe it was done so he can appear on “Celebrity Fit Club”!!
As for being with the rich girl . . . that child has probably disappointed her parents a sh!tload of times and this is just another cross to bear!! She is over 21 and probably has a trust fund that she can spend any way she wants and being with this fool gives her a bit of publicity. Remember, everybody is entitled to 15 minutes!
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Ryan Reynolds and Bob Saget were also at the House of Hype for Kelis and the two men acted a little different than Jon and Morgan. “Ryan and Bob hung out with the regular crowd and they drank beer and mingled with everyone all night. They were laid back and cool while Jon acted like he was a superstar. Everyone in the audience was wondering why Jon demanded such treatment.”
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See Jon. This is how real stars act when they are invited to an event. Oh, I forgot . . . YOU WERE NOT INVITED!!!
Jon’s head looks massive in that second photo.
Jon Gosselin, Michael Lohan, Joe Francis, Spencer Pratt and a dozen more that I don’t care enough to type the names of…it’s a genre, apparently, of really douchey guys who are just utter A-holes and command the attention of one and all doing their A-hole thing. They can usually command the attention of some poor chick who thinks she can be famous-ish by being with them. Yawn..
He must be knocking back some narcotics, because he is bloated like a blow fish in heat!!
Yes, the sound of the words “Chicken Tetrazzini” has forever been trademarked and we’ll never be able to hear it in any other way. We’ll be old people in our rocking chairs hooked up to tubes, laughing our asses of when that dish comes up on the senior menu.
he is one hott, zexy, dynamic dreamboat of a man. i don’t understand what you’re all ragging on. I’d pounce on that in a heartbeat.(hahahahahahahahahahahah… ha!)
This guy is getting uglier,fatter and even more obnoxious with each passing month. Why is this young woman with him?
He’s been a fatty all along, the ex was always trying for him to try to stay in shape
He’s a looser and I can’t believe he’s actually hanging out with celebrities
Say what you want about Kate, but she was the adult in that sad relationship. Might as well say she was raising nine, not eight children.
His 15 minutes of fame are so OVER! How long until his money runs out?
The epitome of DOUCHE. I have an ex husband who drives me nuts, but I seriously don’t know how Kate can stand to see all of the bullshit this idiot is pulling and stay calm. I would want to rip his face off.
That being said, she was a total b-word to him while they were married (at least on the show).
DOUCHE BAG
C’mon guys, Jon is actually kinda cute and sexy and he’s really not that bad of a guy.
….OMG, even I couldn’t pretend that statement was actually true any longer!!!
What a douche! Loser! Doucher!
It took an INSIDER to tell Fox411 that Jon and Morgan are making a “spectacle” of themselves?? The true spectacle is the one made by the naive clowns who are swallowing this fishy account.
Its Kung Fu Panda lmao