Billie Eilish dated a Gemini & it made her believe in astrology: ‘Male Geminis? Go to hell’

As it turns out, Billie Eilish is now an astrology girlie too. Hysterically, she got converted into an astrology believer after she dated a Gemini. Girl, we’ve ALL been there. Wait until an Aries man f–ks up your life completely. Billie ended up talking about astrology during an interview with Elle.

Billie Eilish isn’t holding back when it comes to astrology. In a candid “Ask Me Anything” interview with ELLE, the Grammy-winning artist opened up about her unexpected experience with the zodiac… and it all started with one specific sign!

“Here’s the thing about astrology,” Eilish said before getting straight to the point. “That s— is real — s— is true.”

It wasn’t always that way, though. She admitted she used to completely dismiss astrology and the zodiac, especially when people tried to make it a topic of conversation.

“If somebody brought it up, I’d be like, ‘Oh my God, please shut the f— up,’” she admitted. But now? It’s a completely different story. I met a Gemini man and I dated his ass and then I believed in astrology. Since then, no matter what, without a doubt, I can recognize a Gemini from a mile away.”

Eilish even broke it down a step further, drawing a clear (and hilarious) line based on her own recent experiences.

“Girl Geminis? Amazing, [they’re] life of the party, my favorite people in the world,” she said. “Male Geminis? Go to hell.”

This is the kind of brutally honest, slightly chaotic storytelling only a Sagittarius could get away with. This Fire sign is, after all, notorious for its lack of a filter… and the 24-year-old singer just so happens to have her sun, Venus and Pluto here. She didn’t stop there either — when asked about common misconceptions regarding her zodiac sign, Sagittarius, Eilish pushed back on the question entirely.

“Here’s the real conception about Sagittarius, not misconception,” she said, before listing traits tied to her zodiac sign. “Loud, stubborn, obnoxious, bossy, funny, insane, sexy, good in bed… yeah, kinda flaky also. A little flaky. I’m working on it.”

[From People]

“Male Geminis? Go to hell” belongs on a t-shirt. They’ll really f–k with your head. It’s like dating multiple people when you date a Gemini as well. Her summary of Sagittarius… is kind of harsh on her sign! I don’t think Sags are that obnoxious or insane. You know what I’m waiting for? I want to see Billie’s reaction to dating a Leo man. Or woman! You know she’ll have a lot to say.

Cover courtesy of Elle, photos courtesy of Avalon Red.

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24 Responses to “Billie Eilish dated a Gemini & it made her believe in astrology: ‘Male Geminis? Go to hell’”

  1. Lala11_7 says:

    Here here! LIFE has made me a TRUE BELIEVER OF ASTROLOGY😡

  2. Nikki (Toronto) says:

    As a May Gemini, I would like to state it’s not us. I feel like June Geminis, male or female, are a different breed.

    • Kaiser says:

      totally, June Geminis ARE legitimately different, same with August Virgos versus September Virgos

    • MaiGirl says:

      As a May Gemini, I totally agree! We got some of that Taurus gravitas to balance us out, while June Geminis are nuttier in general. Male Geminis don’t know what to do with our fabulous powers of duality, so they just eat hot chip and lie! 🤣

  3. Felicity Fox says:

    I don’t know about Zodiac. My brother is a Gemini and he’s just the worst *all* of the time, not some of the time. I’m the least Leo Leo that ever was. I’d rather live in a closet than go out and socialize.

    • Anare says:

      My dear bro is also a June Gemini and I adore him, he’s nobody’s fool, but as we have said since he was very young, he marches to the beat of his own drummer. He has also been married 3 times. LMAO!

  4. GAFFNEY says:

    SCORPIO!!!! An “untheripized”Scorpio will literally kill you on the inside if you let them. (Also, my oldest son is a Gemini and I think his wife may want that Tshirt)

    • Mrs. Smith says:

      I am married to a male Gemini and I need that t-shirt. Love him dearly, but, yeah. He is very much a Gemini.

  5. Tuesday says:

    I only read the headline. My eldest son is a Gemini. Without reading anything, she’s right. She’s right. She’s right. lol. I love my child but DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN. 😂

  6. Krist says:

    YES! Male Geminis will work your last nerve! As for the ladies, it really does feel like a big difference between May and June. Two of my dearest friends are May Gemini’s and I adore them. My mother is a June Gemini and that evil twin likes the show up and show out.

  7. North of Boston says:

    As a Sagittarius, I totally get it.

    Though I do object to her characterization of Sagittarius folks as stubborn or bossy.

    Fiercely independent – sure (there’s a reason “don’t fence me in” was one of my favorite songs as a kid and “you are not the boss of me” was a common phrase.) but there’s no my way or the highway, it’s more you go your way I’ll go mine or I’m cool with you doing you just don’t even think you’re going to control me.

    And remember the wise words of Doc McStuffins show

    “She’s not bossy; She’s the boss”

    You’re Billie Elish!
    You’re not bossy! You’re the boss!

  8. JDot says:

    She did date a Leo — Jesse Rutherford from The Neighbourhood.

  9. HillaryIsAlwaysRight says:

    My first love was a male Gemini. It took me years to realize I was not the crazy one.

  10. Grant says:

    I’m a skeptic, I think astrology is kind of silly… but I admit this made me laugh! Although, as a male Aries, I take umbrage with some of Kaiser’s commentary!

  11. Lianne says:

    I am a female Gemini and I relate to it a lot. I call the twins “Blue eyes” and “Green Eyes” bc my eyes turn green in a certain light. Green Eyes is the spicey twin that brings the drama.

  12. Miasys says:

    My Pisces sun, Aquarius moon and Sag rising azz just realized that I have only dated & married water signs. Best is my Cancer partner husband of 30+ years. Worst is the sociopath Pisces ex husband. Dated an absolutely unhinged Scorpio for a while, and a couple Cancers. Clearly I love water.
    My BFFs are Scorpio & Pisces. My little sister is a Gemini and she is an angel if she’s in your corner and a menace if you cross her. Girlie is fierce af.

  13. Meghan says:

    I still don’t understand the “dead eyes” portrait style. What are photographers trying to accomplish by removing all personality from a face?

  14. Arbre says:

    Male geminis. Girl, SAME.

  15. EmelieLeTrange says:

    I mean, Trump and Kanye are geminis so I agree with her.

  16. TN Democrat says:

    Same, girl. And. Male Virgos should also be avoided like the f’ing plague. 😆

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