For years now, I’ve complained about Kristen Stewart’s hair. To be fair, her hair has looked completely terrible for many years. I think it’s partly out of necessity – she’s more than willing to bleach her hair or dye it or do anything she needs to do for a role, and when she’s not working, she’s trying to let her hair “rest.” But the result has been years of hair damage and greasy mullets. All of which to say, it looks like K-Stew finally let a real hairdresser work on her hair. These are photos of Kristen at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of Full Phil. She finally went “darker” after all of those bleach jobs! It looks great! I like her Chanel dress as well, that color looks amazing on her.

Speaking of Chanel, this is what Sandra Hüller wore to a Cannes photocall. This is sort of spectacularly unhinged. On Huller, it’s sort of fun and cool, right?

Marion Cotillard also wore Chanel – a leather dress at the ‘Karma’ premiere. This is awful. She looks like she’s wearing a repurposed trash bag. I don’t know why Chanel does this to certain women!!

Cate Blanchett wore a custom Louis Vuitton gown to the Cannes Paper Tiger premiere. It would be a pretty boring gown without the collar. It’s so costume-y, it reminds me of when she played Elizabeth I.

Simone Ashley wore vintage Alexander McQueen – Gisele Bundchen famously wore this dress to the Oscars back when Gisele was with Leo DiCaprio. That’s really the only interesting part of this, although I like that Simone is invited to festivals to pretty up the red carpet.

And finally, Chloé Zhao in Schiaparelli – I would have puncture wounds all over my face because I play with my hair too much! I hope those “thorns” aren’t actually sharp enough to puncture skin.

Photos courtesy of Avalon Red.