What in the world is Jennifer Lopez wearing during Paris Fashion Week?

Jennifer Lopez arrived in France for Paris Fashion Week a few days ago, and she’s doing the “full Kardashian.” It’s so old-school to see a celebrity like J.Lo do all of the pap strolls outside her hotel, and go back and forth from PFW events. Jennifer must have flown into Paris right after she attended Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding, by the way. I didn’t even know that Jennifer and Taylor were that close??? They’re probably not, but still.

I don’t have many fashion IDs on these ensembles, so just let the “looks” wash over you. I have some comments though. Those long black culottes/shorts are very “on trend.” So many young women are wearing that shorts-style this summer, which is funny. They’re not even capri pants, they’re just the same kind of long shorts usually worn by men. The feathered jacket is probably Michael Kors and it’s awful.

As for her black dress… as we saw during her recent promotional tour for Office Romance, it absolutely looks like Jennifer got some chest enhancements after her divorce from Ben Affleck. The implants are even more noticeable in these photos. I mean… she’s following in a pretty grand tradition of “women getting cosmetic work post-divorce.” One nice thing… while her implants are very obvious, the work looks high quality? Anyway, I hope she’s having fun and just living her life these days.

Photos courtesy of Backgrid.

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15 Responses to “What in the world is Jennifer Lopez wearing during Paris Fashion Week?”

  1. Alicky says:

    Sorry, but those implants look like balloons.

  2. Sasha says:

    She brought her sister with her, that’s nice. The clothes are awful but I do like the heels with the culottes. Beautiful shoes!

  3. jenjamtx says:

    He makeup is tragic in the pictures without sunglasses. Her eyebrows look bad.

  4. Normades says:

    I would have oddly liked the furry muppet look if she had just worn plain black stilettos

  5. Tiffi says:

    Her sister looks just like their mom. I thought that was her but the mom is short.

  6. Chaine says:

    These outfits are not her best looks. To each their own but idk why she exchanged her cute figure for these giant tatas. She was so perfect!

  7. Cynner says:

    Back in the 70s we called these weird shorts “gauchos”. We all wore them. They were fun and comfortable.

    • Day Drinker says:

      Haha, yes Cynner, gauchos. I remember wearing my new gauchos, complete with a matching top and knee high front lace up boots to church on Easter. Always got a new outfit for Easter back then. Looking back I looked like an idiot, but at the time I thought I looked awesome!

  8. KC2 says:

    Good Lord.

  9. Jizz says:

    Looks like her face needs to catch up to her boobs. Yikes.

  10. BeanieBean says:

    The lady in the striped dress wearing sneakers? She’s the best dressed in any of these photos! I bet she’s comfy, too!

  11. IdlesAtCranky says:

    JLo is going to have to learn that dressing as she always has will no longer work now that she has much larger breasts.

    Suddenly dresses that used to look edgy or cool just look trashy. Suddenly a dress that once would have highlighted her figure and looked sexy, like that black dress, now look like she has served up a platter of tits on a black tablecloth.

    A bulky jacket that would have looked fun over a small bosom, like the feathery coat, now looks much bigger overall and thus the proportions aren’t what she was going for, because it has to make room for her new chest.

    These are lessons those of us whose DNA is coded for big tatas have to learn while we’re teenagers — or if we don’t learn them, we spend a lot of time looking tacky. Her body has completely changed now, and all her old wardrobe signatures and go-tos need to be re-thought.

    She seems to be a smart woman, hopefully she figures it out — or decides it’s not worth it and dumps the bolt-ons.

  12. Jferber says:

    I think she has “divorce blues” boobs. Jennifer, he is so not worth it. Your confidence is legendary. Snatch it back!

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