Kate Middleton has “quit” her “job” and “is now preparing for her future life”
Roger Ebert is back on television with a prosthetic jaw
Lindsay Lohan reunites with her crack thief friend, Pootie
Jessica Simpson praises Jesus for Eric Johnson’s sweet “tush”
Judd Apatow bashes Ricky Gervais, kisses up to butt-hurt Hollywood
Kyle Richards issues statement on limo fight with sister Kim, doesn’t apologize
Leighton Meester versus Minka Kelly: who looks cuter?
