“Kelly Brook hides her breasts behind some baked goods” morning links
Gerard Butler’s amazing abs will definitely costar with Ralph Fiennes
Lindsay Lohan’s sad drugged-out phone call for help, leaked by her dad
Fergie, Josh Duhamel & the stripper get People & Us Weekly covers (update)
Brad Pitt explains bike accident: “No injuries, except my ego.”
Madonna gets her drink on while Jesus works
Carrie Prejean and The Miss California pageant drop their lawsuits
Nicole Kidman admits exploring “strange sexual fetishes” – Xenu?
Alec Baldwin & Steve Martin will co-host the Oscars
