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Yesterday, Us Weekly released part of their epic cover story, which is basically a series of excerpts from Andrew Morton’s new unauthorized biography of Angelina. The online article was all about how Angelina’s mom Marcheline “abandoned” her right after Marcheline and Jon Voight split up. It all seemed very cheap. But Us Weekly also teased […]

Two weeks ago, I introduced this concept of “Hot Guy Friday” – just a post devoted to new or newish photos of various hot men from the week. I didn’t follow up on it last week, and for that I apologize. But since today is kind of slow, why not revisit it? There are a […]

First of all, I was just going to make fun of Katy Perry for doing another topless photo shoot (for Jesus!), this time for her Teenage Dream album cover art. But I can’t – this is a painting! Damn, this is a really good painting, y’all. I truly thought it was a photograph. Of course, […]

Back in April, Jennifer Aniston released the first ad for her new perfume, Lolavie, which in Aniston-speak means “laughing at life”. The first ad image was a bit disconnected from this “I’m laughing, y’all” message, as it featured Aniston wrapped in a towel , sitting on some rocks, looking all alone and sad. Sure, it […]

I hope someone speaks German! Because I would love to know what the hell this GQ Germany interview for Lindsay Lohan says. Anyone? Herr Bueller? Oh, never mind – if you are using Google Chrome and you go to that site, you can get an automatic translation! Awesome. Okay, so, as we already saw, Lindsay […]

My first reaction when I saw these beautiful Bulgari ads, starring none other than that magnificent, flame-haired bitch Julianne Moore is “aww…” Who can see past the adorable lion cubs to actually check out the merchandise? And I mean “merchandise” as in “Julianne’s firecrotch”. Julianne has been the face of Bulgari’s full 2010 line, from […]

Does Angelina Jolie‘s thigh tattoo say Whiskey Bravo? I think it says Whiskey Bar or Whisker Bar. But my eyesight is bad. [Dlisted] Sofia Vergara is muy caliente. [I Don’t Like You In That Way] Kate Gosselin is being investigated for child work permit stuff. [Evil Beet] Ryan Phillippe‘s barn door is open. [Pop Sugar] […]

You know why I’m disappointed? Because W Magazine c-ckblocked me into thinking there would lovely photos of Jon Hamm that I could drool over. Of course, there is a pictorial, and of course, The Hamm is gorgeous. But I would have enjoyed this whole thing a lot more if this slut Rebecca Hall wasn’t all […]

This really should be a regular feature, shouldn’t it? And then we can have hot guy Mondays, Tuesdays, etc. Now, just so you know – most of the men I’m including on my “Hot Guy Friday” list are just relatively hot dudes where we have new photos. Like Ed Norton, above, at the UN yesterday. […]

Jessica Biel‘s prettiest photo shoot EVER for GQ China. [I Don’t Like You In That Way] Marissa Miller‘s asstastic FHM cover. [Yeeah] Elle Macpherson tries to out-cool Uma Thurman, fails. [LaineyGossip] Haha, hipster director Gus van Sant is a Twihard! [Agent Bedhead] Ke$ha: the money shot (gross). [The Blemish] Shia LaBeouf finally shaved, and he […]

Is there anything Kendra Wilkinson won’t do for money? She stripped for a living then moved in with octogenarian Playboy patriarch Hugh Hefner at the age of 18. She got married to a sports star, had a baby, and made a reality show so we could all revel in the details of her goofy life. […]

Yesterday, we had the first excerpt from the National Enquirer’s cover story this week, about Al Gore’s alleged “sex attack” on a masseuse in 2006. The details were kind of lacking yesterday, but thankfully, the Enquirer and other sources have released more of the story. I have a confession – I only skimmed this massive […]