Heidi Montag wants to go to Europe to get more plastic surgery

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Oh, God. Don’t be fooled by the totally and utterly misleading Life & Style headline “Forced Into More Surgery”. Heidi Montag is not being “forced” into anything. She is trying to “force” surgeons to do more surgery on her. L&S scored an interview with Spencer Pratt, and Spencer is telling all about how Heidi wants to increase the size of her breast implants, how she gets someone to come over once a week to inject whatever into her lips, and how she’s going to fly to Europe to get more surgery, because the American doctors are now, like, “Seriously, we don’t want to touch this mess anymore.” Here’s the excerpt:

Heidi Montag plans to risk her life again with another surgery, Life & Style can exclusively reveal. Heidi’s husband Spencer Pratt tells Life & Style she wants to increase the size of her breast implants from 700 cc’s to 800 cc’s.

“She wants to do it within the next two months and film it for the new TV show she and Spencer have been pitching to cable networks E! and Oxygen,” an insider says. Even crazier? Heidi’s looking to have the surgery done in Europe, not by an American-board-certified doctor! Spencer insists he’s already doing everything he can to keep her away from her plastic surgeon — and it’s no easy task.

“I try to stop her,” Spencer tells Life & Style. “She wants her doctor to come over once a week to plump up her lips. I keep telling her that they’re big enough and that she doesn’t need it.”

So what put her over the edge? Spencer tells Life & Style about an off-the-cuff remark from Ryan Seacrest during a visit to his LA radio station on April 5 that shattered Heidi’s world.

“When Heidi entered the studio, Ryan told her that her breasts didn’t look that big to him,” Spencer, who was standing just a few feet from his wife at the time, says. Although Ryan’s comment was clearly meant to compliment Heidi and calm any preshow jitters she may have had before her early morning interview, his words took on a twisted meaning in her mind.

“She was taken aback,” Spencer says. “She came home in shock.” The incident just confirmed the outrageous fear she’d had since undergoing her latest round of plastic surgery in November: that her breasts still aren’t big enough.

[From Life & Style]

Okay, I feel totally wrong, but I chuckled at the Seacrest story. What’s strange is I’m convinced it went down like that! Seacrest was all “Hey, your boobs don’t look circus-y or freakish in person” and Heidi was all “Don’t say that, you bitch!” Lordy, Heidi really is mentally ill, isn’t she? Or is this all just for attention? That’s what I keep thinking, actually. Heidi realized that if she kept getting freakish surgeries, people would pay more and more attention to her. It’s sad and tragic, but I’m still undecided as to whether we can make fun of her? Is she’s mentally ill, or is she just another dumb, talentless idiot trying to get attention?

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Heidi Montag shows off her new beach body in a self-designed bikini

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  1. annaloo says:

    Put her and fellow mouth breather Gwyneth together in a rocket with their insipid body issues, and shoot the whole lot into space. Lord knows they are wasting it down here.

  2. YT says:

    It is a toss-up between mentally ill and dumb, talentless idiot. Hmmm … my guess is dumb, talentless idiot.

  3. lin234 says:

    I think she’s doing it for the fame. The latest round of surgery, I’m willing to bet she had so many procedures just so she could shock the media with the news of 10 surgeries. She had an album that no one heard but people talked about her in the news for weeks. I think she’s addicted to fame so much that she’s willing to go any length (even more surgery) to get those magazine covers.

  4. bluePlanet says:

    so do they have more relaxed rules in Europe regarding plastic surgery?

    side note: did she get butt implants as well?

  5. Melanie says:

    Why does she care what Ryan Seacrest says? She clearly has dysmorphic disorder and is mentally ill. That won’t stop me from laughing at her crazy ass though.

  6. monsley says:

    Gasp! An European, non American-board certified surgeon! Fetch my smelling salts!

    … because that’s the “crazier” bit of the story. Of course.

  7. monsley says:

    @bluePlanet: Speaking as an European, I frankly don’t think we do… Wouldn’t swear on it, but we get the “crazy ladies going on ‘holiday’ to shady clinics in Paraguay” here too, so I’d guess not.

  8. snowball says:

    I buy the lip thing and she’s said she wants bigger boobs but no one in America will do it. She’s certifiable.

    The swelling hasn’t even gone down, it takes a year before her face is going to even settle into it’s normal look, her doctor and a therapist need to have an intervention.

    Dr. Drew can probably make some media statement about it, he’s good with that.

  9. zippy says:

    but I’m still undecided as to whether we can make fun of her? Is she’s mentally ill, or is she just another dumb, talentless idiot trying to get attention?

    Yes, we can and will make fun of her until she goes away.
    yes, she is mentally ill.
    and yes, she is just another dumb talentless idiot trying to get attention

  10. canadianchick says:

    Wow, you just know that she is going to end up looking like Melanie Griffiths or Joan Collins who are postergals for post surgical hag-itis. I think Zippy’s right-its a combo..probably Body Dysmorphia and a large dollop of famewhore lame-brain disorder.

  11. mel says:

    This chick definitely has image issues. Any surgeon should have their licenses revolked if they performed any additional surgery on her.

  12. Luci says:

    “Is she’s mentally ill, or is she just another dumb, talentless idiot trying to get attention?”
    -> both

  13. Kelaa Khaa says:

    Monthag has Octo’s crazy look in her eyes and is starting to really piss me off; she could donate all that money she is going to waste to help children who really NEED surgery, like those little ones in the smile train ads then she would truly be beautiful because beauty comes from the inside. Or as a commenter posted she needs a brain implant, or was that gwhineth…

  14. Cinderella says:

    She is not right in the head, nor is Spencer for yapping about this to the press. Of course what was I expecting from a sham marriage.

  15. Meimei says:

    @bluePlanet:

    I seriously doubt it, although as a place “Europe” isn’t too informative. Countries like, say, Sweden and Belarus hardly resemble each other. So, maybe she’ll get the stuff done in Belarus.

  16. bluePlanet says:

    when I said Europe, i did mean specific places, i know there are differences between regulations in different countries

  17. Richi says:

    She’s a talentless dumb idiot! no wonder she feels so in secure!!! look at her now she looks like a blown up helium balloon!

  18. ViktoryGin says:

    @ blue planet:

    Assuredly, her ass is as fake as her face.

    She is going to end up royally fucking herself up more than she has.

  19. Meimei says:

    @bluePlanet:

    Yeah, I’m wasn’t holding that against you 🙂 ; the real problem is that the creature who shall remain unnamed doesn’t elaborate. But I think that in most EU countries (plus the few Western European countries that aren’t members) the regulations are as strict or stricter than in the US. Then there are… the special cases, where you can probably, for enough money, get latex injected into your eyelids (or -balls) if that tickles your fancy.

    In Finland elective cosmetic procedures cost a metric ass ton of money (and, as far as I know, the regulations are pretty strict), so many of those who want more than botox or restylane, and don’t want to jump through all the hoops, visit Estonian clinics, which are cheaper but apparently quite good – as a whole, it’s definitely not in the latex category either :P.

  20. ogechi says:

    This woman is mentally ill. STUPID!!!

  21. GatsbyGal says:

    Maybe she’ll end up getting surgery somewhere sketchy and get the flesh-eating virus, then they have to lop off an arm and take half her face off or something.

  22. Bee says:

    Someone call the men in white coats, and order up a straight jacket. This woman is ape sh*t crazy. I actually feel sorry for her.

  23. Obvious says:

    my only question is where does she get swimsuits that fit her boobs? and wear can I get them? I hate never being able to find a suit because i am (naturally) top heavy. And paying $60.00 for a top is redonculous.

  24. Sunniva says:

    Being from Norway I can tell you that the maximum legal size of implants here is 600 grams, which is less than she has now. This I know from watching reality shows 😉 So no use in coming here, Heidi! But as other posters have said, Europe is large and consists of many countries with different laws and regulations.

  25. Tia C says:

    @ canadianchic: I think you mean Joan Rivers, not Joan Collins. Joan Collins has certainly had work done, but she has not become a caricature of her former self the way Joan Rivers has.

    This chick is mentally ill AND stupid. Dangerous combo!

  26. freckles says:

    Wow you guys are pretty harsh… don’t get me wrong, I think Heidi’s a vapid waste of space, but it’s clear to me that she’s really mentally ill. She should redirect her surgery fund to a good therapist, and fast.

  27. Sugar & Spice says:

    This woman-child needs to see a good therapist immediately! Talk about severe low self-esteem issues. I’m starting to just feel sorry for her now.

  28. gg says:

    Heidi, he was lying. The boobs are CARTOON, now. Please don’t make them any bigger. And eat a fkn sandwich! You look like 2 giant melons on a stick.

  29. Lady D says:

    …”She won’t be happy until she has Kim Kardashian’s ass on her chest.” (a TMZ poster)

  30. Ron says:

    In Europe they are nowing doing brain transplants. It’s Heidi’s only hope.

  31. mrsskurvy says:

    Is it just me, or does it seem like Spencer is acting like he is doing drugs on the new episode of the Hills?! He was twitching like he all cracked out! lol and Heidi…OMG, she needs some mental help ASAP!!!

  32. Angelica says:

    She’s been screened….

    and there’s no-one at the controls

    monitoring…?

  33. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    Careful. Try to make a face that only a scalpel could love? I can think of someone else who Dun-away with her looks the same way.

  34. lunamarysol says:

    Oh the comments are great on this one! I’m snickering wildly!

    “Brain Transplants – Heidi’s only hope!”
    and “fellow mouth breather” “Gwhineth” “KK’s ass on her chest” and “shoot the whole lot into space”!

    (My computer garbles up the commenters’ names)

  35. bellaluna says:

    @ GatsbyGal – I was thinking the very same thing. Or maybe she’ll end up dead from one of those Home Edition plastic surgeons, like Usher’s mom and a few others we’ve read about…

  36. Annabelle says:

    Thankyou Freckles, I was beginning to think I was the only person here who isn’t cruel

    you don’t make fun of disabled ppl, so don’t make fun of the mentally ill 🙁

  37. Slymm27 says:

    OMG!, I know you all think this is funny, but seriously, something has gone wrong in this woman’s head.

  38. Francesca says:

    Heidi looks like any wanna be bimbo, on any stripper pole, anywhere in America. Certainly she is lost and very confused and is possibly mentally ill. Something happened to her (Spencer!),and if she keeps going all with this, she will look like the cat lady before she hits 25. Her mother must be crying non-stop.

  39. Linda says:

    @bellaluna it was Kanye’s mother not Usher’s mother. Usher’s mother is still alive.

    She needs help and the fact that everyone in her life isn’t trying to help her shows how dysfuctional everyone in her life actually is. As her husband you would think Spencer would care more about her emotional and physical wellbeing other than commenting to magazines or whatever. It also sounds like he was trying to place some of the blame on Ryan whatever his name is… Him making that comment isn’t what set her off, it was a long time coming.

    I felt sorry when she was talking to her mother and her mother made some comments that you can tell hurt her. She is getting to the point where people are pitying her… I’ll still laugh at the mean comments made about her though I can’t help it.

  40. j. ferber says:

    I feel she is a cipher and Spencer Pratt is running the whole show.