Rachel Uchitel, hooker with integrity: “David Boreanaz is not part of my life”


So what we know at this point is that David Boreanaz came out and admitted that he had committed “infidelities” in his marriage, and he was talking about them publicly because one of the hookers he boned was trying to extort money from him. Although we thought at first that the hooker was Rachel Uchitel, who David alleged screwed around with when his wife Jamie was pregnant with their daughter, Gloria Allred told us on Wednesday that although she represents Uchitel-she’s-a-hooker, Allred also represents the other, unknown, Mystery Hooker, Hooker McWhorePants. We also know that David is in “sincere pain” since admitting his infidelities. Poor baby. Now for the latest chapters.

Rachel Uchitel released a statement about the Boreanaz situation late Thursday. I guess she can afford to be snotty about the whole situation, considering she’s sitting on $10 million from Tiger Woods. Oh, and Rachel is such a woman of integrity now! See how much class $10 million of hooker money buys:

Rachel Uchitel is slamming rumors that she is the other women with whom David Boreanaz had an affair.

In a statement, the former NYC club hostess, 34 — the first woman to be romantically linked to Tiger Woods — tells UsMagazine.com:

“David Boreanaz is not part of my life, nor will he be. I am not in communication with him and do not wish to be. I have made no claims against him and do not plan to assert any. Any statements to the contrary are false and I hope that this statement will finally end any speculation about this issue. I am looking forward to a life that is not filled with scandal, rumor, innuendo or false statements about me. I will not have any further comment regarding David Boreanaz.”

[From Us Weekly]

Oh la la! So classy. Meanwhile, David’s wife Jamie released her statement to People Magazine about the situation. I’m really glad she’s not playing “Stand By Your Man” – she actually seems very real, and like she dealing with some difficult stuff:

David Boreanaz’s wife, Jaime Bergman, is willing to try to repair their marriage after learning that her husband of nearly nine years was unfaithful – but it’s a rough road.

“I’m not saying everything’s okay,” says Bergman, 34. “I’m still angry. I’m still mad. I am still hurt. ”

The couple, who are parents to, Jaden 8, and Bella, 8 months, have been working through their issues for the past year with the help of therapy.

“It took a crisis, it took infidelity to get us off our asses and work for what we want,” admits Bergman. “We do the best we can. That’s all we can do.”

Boreanaz has taken responsibility for his actions and says he hopes the couple can recover the strong relationship they once had. “When we got married we had an unbelievable foundation that we’ve never forgotten,” the actor, 40, says. “But it’s been damaged.”

Their future may be unknown but both are committed to moving forward – slowly – now that the past secrets are on the table. “What’s working for us [is] taking our time,” says Bergman, “moment to moment, day to day.”

[From People]

You know what would help Jamie? A big fat “I’m sorry I cheated” diamond ring. And then you can get her some “I’m sorry about that hooker” diamond earrings, and after that, perhaps a “I’ll put my dick in a lockbox and you’re the only one with the key” pearl necklace.

Meanwhile, Jamie’s mom, Sue Scallion, is also chiming in for some reason. Sue goes a little overboard, honestly, telling E! News:

“My daughter’s very strong. Jaime told me one day, ‘Divorce just isn’t an option.’ She can get the big picture. They are going to make this work and keep the family together and raise the children. They’re a great family. Jamie can see what would happen to the children and the family if they let something like this get a hold of them. They’re not going to give in to it… David told her finally. David admitted that he got caught up in this other person. Jaime and David, they’ve got a lot of work to do. But they love each other. They are appalled by these women. I think they want to take a stand against this and say, ‘You don’t have the right to do this.’ In my opinion, I think there should be some recourse for them to be able to get back at these people. These women are making a living off the misery of these families. They’re like serial killers, killing families. It’s not just the spouse that gets involved with another person, the impact goes through the whole family and there’s just devastation. For them to have no recourse but to pay these large sums of money just because they have it is ridiculous.”

[Sue Scallion’s statement, via E! News]

Jeez, Mom. Save some of the blame for the dude who chose to put his wang in all of these hookers. Can I just say, my mother would be nothing like this. If I ever went to my mom and was like “Mom, not only is he cheating on me, but his hooker is trying to extort us” my mom would be like “I’ll cut his wang off with a butter knife, and then I’ll start in with the hooker.”

Photo by: Quasar/starmaxinc.com 2010 4/22/10 David Boreanaz and date at the Us Weekly Hot

David Boreanaz attend the Bones 100th episode celebration in West Holywood

Header: Rachel Uchitel on March 27, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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  1. lucy2 says:

    LOL Kaiser, my mom would do the same thing. And probably smack me upside the head if I didn’t consider all options, including divorce, because how could anyone trust him again?

    If this ugly Rachel chick wants a life without scandals, perhaps she should stay off of red carpets (seriously? Who invited her?) and stop being a HOOKER!

  2. YT says:

    Rachel Uchitel is without question a famewh*re. Allred could have made the statement without Uchitel making a big deal of flying to L.A. Of course, having Allred as a lawyer automatically creates tabloid drama.

    It is too late for a life that is not filled with scandal, rumor, etc. Sleeping around with various married celebrities and accepting money, gifts, etc., is a great way to build a sleazy reputation. There are a great many who will think of her as “hot” and seek her company, but she should accept that her actions will warrant sneers from others; even those who do seek her company.

  3. Snarf says:

    So Faithless Hussy is looking forward to a life without rumour, scandal, or inuendo? T.S.

    BTW Love the throwdown, but calling Uchitel a hooker can lead to trouble (just ask Joy Behar)

  4. DoMaJoReMc says:

    I’m wondering if the IRS is taking notice of all her ‘gifts’? Hmmmmmmm!


  5. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    She looks so mannish to me.

  6. Jess says:

    Just another slut who needs her lady-bits sewn up.

  7. CiCi says:

    Rachel is FUG! ugh, i can’t believe tiger cheated on his angel of a wife with this hag.

  8. anon says:

    She needs an apple and a sugar cube so she shuts up.

    David’s wife looks a lot like Rachel mc Adams. Cute.

  9. Nadia says:

    “hooker with integrity”

    I love you.

  10. DoMaJoReMc says:

    Rachel Uchitel + Hooker = Integrity????

    PUHLEEEEEEEEEEEEZE! These words DO NOT belong in the same sentence. Period.

  11. prissa says:

    Wow, she looks like a deep fried lizard with duck lips. ICK! :o(

  12. Obvious says:

    I thought their daughter’s name was Bardot and that she was 9 months? w.e

    i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again. they deserve the privacy to work things out or divorce, but the extortion is wrong. NO one should be extorted.

    so i do feel bad for David in that one regard, other than that, i will return to watching episodes of Angel before we found out what a toad he is.

  13. Nanea says:

    Stay classy, DB!

    “When we got married we had an unbelievable foundation that we’ve never forgotten,” the actor, 40, says. “But it’s been damaged.”

    And how about admitting who did that damaging part? Like saying “I damaged it”?

    I don’t believe he’s sincerely doing his very best to work things out, as he still seems to think he can get away with his whiny “I’m totally innocent, it’s those hookers’ fault” attitude.

  14. Jeri says:

    Rachel can’t answer questions about Tiger, that’s why she issued a written statement. Integrity, No.

  15. I Choose Me says:

    ITA Nanea. How are they gonna repair their marriage if he’s still saying shit “it’s been damaged” like it’s something that just happened. Instead of something that he actively did. Although he did cop to “my infidelities” plural in an earlier post I can’t help thinking as so many other have said that he’s only sincerely sorry he got caught.

  16. MSMLNP says:

    Apple and a sugar cube- bwahahaha- thats great!

  17. j. ferber says:

    I say we save all the vitriolic hatred for the guys. “Whores,” “hookers,” “skanks,” etc. focus most of the rage on the women. Remember who’s married: the men. I think new words need to be thought up for men like this that at least equal the toxic language for women. Sheesh.

  18. Missfit says:

    See what I mean…just look how cute and pretty his wife is! And SOME guys just have to have their cake and eat it too and go off with some whore for some porn sex or something. No matter how beautiful their wife is, what she does for him or what she does to make herself up for him, if he’s going to cheat, he’s going to cheat. He probably didn’t appreciate her, just like the other men whores…Tiger, Jessie did to their wives, and who else? The list goes on. And I know women can do it too, both genders need to stop their crap, keep their shit in their pants.

  19. coucou says:


  20. onyx says:

    just about every bodypart on this ahem “woman” is fake, fake, fake. looking at her really makes me gag a little. I do not understand what any man could have seen in her.

  21. Blaster says:

    My mom wouldn’t even let me finish the sentence, hahaha. African mothers do not play. She’d round up her friends and they’d go give a beatdown to said hooker.

  22. itzbilebitch says:

    ahahaha “cut his wang off with a butter knife” GOLD.

  23. Kim says:

    OH her face- i hate being this mean but she is hard to look at. Does Tiger like men because she really, really looks like a tranny. I was shocked when i found out she was female. Those lips are disgusting – put down the fillers Rachel!

  24. Anti-icon says:

    I cannot put into words my loathing for this……Rachel Uchitel creature. She has deceived the federal government with her 9/11 payout; wrecked how many families now? But her bank account is buldging. It makes me vomit.

    And man-whore DB makes me vomit too.

    But who, I ask, is benefitting financially from this whorish behavior? It is these sluts. And if we don’t call it what it is, it will multiply. So while I agree with the feminists who keep saying stop blaming the homewreckers, I say, we have too. Or else they will keep on homewrecking, and profiting, while their victims (all these children who are innocent bystanders of their parents’ stupidity.)

    Rachel Uchitel needs to disappear, forever.

  25. Daisy May says:

    Ha Ha You know what’s funny…The little whore Rachel has no life because all the comments that say she is a ho, slut,whore (which…hello sweetie, thats what you are)are tagged as report this comment aS abuse or spam…ha ha keep going darlin you will never get these comments off cuz EVERYBODY thinks you are a HO!!!!!!!! SLUT

  26. I believe that IRS is taking notice of all her ‘gifts‘.

  27. yeah i see and agree completely.

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