Lindsay Lohan is probably screwing Amanda Seyfried’s boyfriend

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Lindsay Lohan is having one hell of a cracked out adventure in Cannes. She’s going to parties, walking red carpets in a torn dress, falling down, getting sh-tfaced, carrying around straws and being a general mess. This could be her last gasp before she goes to jail – but I’ll get to that in a moment. First, I want to give you some of my favorite Lindsay Lohan gossip of the past month. According to E! News, Blohan was partying with Dominic Cooper, otherwise known as Amanda Seyfried’s cheating boyfriend. E! News won’t say whether Dominic and Lindsay hooked up, only that they were dancing and being “coy”. Yeah… they’re totally getting high and f-cking:

63rd Annual Cannes International Film Festival

Tomorrow Lindsay Lohan is due in a Los Angeles courtroom, where a judge could toss her into jail. But she didn’t let a little thing like that—or any allegiance to Mean Girls costar Amanda Seyfried—spoil her fun at the Cannes Film Festival last night.

Here’s what went down.

Lohan and her entourage turned up at the Belvedere party and immediately parked themselves next to the stage, where Grace Jones was due to perform. Among those in Lohan’s group was Seyfried’s boyfriend, Dominic Cooper.

“They were having fun, partying,” an eyewitness tells E! News. “Lindsay was dancing.”

Cooper is in town to hype his latest film Tamara Drewe; Seyfried, meanwhile, is back in the States promoting her new chick flick Letters to Juliet. At one point, Cooper was dancing on a couch while Lohan stood on the floor beneath him.

“They were being coy with each other,” the clubgoer says. “Not really touchy, but flirty. After Grace’s performance they sat down at the table next to each other and were hanging out.”

But the good vibes didn’t last—at least for all the attendees.

British singer-model Sarah Harding, a member of the group Girls Aloud, had been at the club before Lohan & Co. arrived.

“For no apparent reason, Lindsay’s bodyguard asked Sarah to leave the table,” the party insider says. “Sarah got upset, but Lindsay’s bodyguard made her leave the table. Sarah was causing a stir, yelling, asking why, but it really wasn’t clear why it happened.”

Hmmm…booting fellow celebs. Flirting with a costar’s guy. We have an idea why. Maybe she’s just one Mean Girl, after all.

[From E! News]

If Dominic is boning Lindsay (which I think he probably is), then Amanda needs to get over his ass really quickly. None of this Jessica Alba-Cash Warren sh-t. Because Lohan has become what Paris Hilton was (and still is): the Typhoid Mary of Career-Killers. As in, as soon as you party/f-ck/do drugs with Lohan, you’re over and done. Your career will never survive.

Now, back to Lindsay and jail. TMZ is reporting that Lindsay tried to leave Cannes and fly back to LA for her court date yesterday, but was denied entry on the plane because… she didn’t have a passport. TMZ’s sources say “Lindsay has made an appointment with the U.S. Embassy tomorrow at 9 AM to get another passport so she can fly home.” Lindsay’s lawyer (one of them, in any case) says: “I was on the phone with Lindsay’s assistant the entire night and we’re doing everything we can to resolve this issue and get her back to L.A. Lindsay is distraught because it was her intention to get back to L.A. today to do more alcohol education classes today and appear in court tomorrow.” Right. Because she just had to go to Cannes, right? It was so important, and whoopsie, I lost my passport so now I have to stay and party even longer!!! I’m just a milkaholic, guys!!!

Meanwhile, Judge Marsha Revel says she will issue a warrant for Lindsay if Linds doesn’t show up tomorrow morning. And her prosecutor thinks she should get 180-days in jail because Lindsay is not actually in full compliance with her probation. According to TMZ: “Lindsay has not attended all of her alcohol ed classes — she has been to 10 classes and needs 13 for full compliance. In addition, Lindsay has not attended all of the classes in 7 day intervals, as the judge required. An official from the alcohol ed program has sent a report to the judge saying Lindsay is in compliance with the terms of the program. The report does not address the fact that she has not attended all of the required classes.”

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Photo by: KGC16/starmaxinc.com 2010 5/17/10 Lindsay Lohan at the Chopard 150th Anniversar

Header: Lindsay on May 16, 2010 in Cannes. Credit: WENN.

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  1. maya says:

    Lindsay looks so old. Isn’t she only 23 years old?

  2. WTF?!? says:

    Someone needs to tell her to stop making her swollen jowls that much more prominent by coating them with light coloured powder.

    And it’s time for veneers before her meth teeth decay entirely.

    Ridiculous plumped, pursed lips, saggy tits and the hanger strap sticking out of her armpit hole in that last pic.

    Stay classy, Lindsay.

    PS WTF is up with her ears? They look HUGE, especially the lobes.

  3. Me says:

    what an effing waste of space.
    yes she looks old, drugs and drinking will do that to ya

  4. denise says:

    Is this girl ever sober? BTW I cant stand her duck lips.

  5. Eileen Yover says:

    Please oh please oh please let her gross cokey ass go to jail!

  6. lucy2 says:

    Sounds like she’s going to end up in jail! Sorry if I sound gleeful, but I think it’s about time.

    If you know you have to be in court, a) don’t leave the country just days before or b)if you must leave, make darn sure you don’t lose your passport.
    Given her tendency to make excuses, I bet this is just another stupid stalling technique. She thinks she can get away with it, but hopefully this time she won’t.

  7. meme says:

    yeah, yeah, dumb twat will get away with this too and when hohan finally succumbs to death it will EVERYBODY’S fault but hers. mark my words. trust.

  8. malame says:

    this has to be a sign this girl needs to go to jail ASAP…

  9. Mary Okorn-Jimenez says:

    If the judge doesn’t send her to jail, I will know for certain that the justice system can be bought.

    Any layperson who has not complied with these simple edicts from the court would have no recourse and would be summarily dismissed.

    As she should.

    Jail will be the only thing (on multiple occasions for more than thirty days at a pop) that MIGHT save her life.

    The judge literally has Lindsay’s life in her hands.

  10. scrappy says:

    @lucy2, I totally agree, and i would bet my paycheck that she did not “lose” her passport.

  11. Obvious says:

    if this is true i just lost all love for Dominic…

  12. meme says:

    @mary – of course the justice system can be bought and has been by many many many rich and/or famous people. money talks. look at michael douglas’ loser son. he’s in mickey mouse jail instead of doing hardcore time in a real jail with real criminals who dealt hardcore drugs.

  13. I should be working says:

    Damn, more and more I’m feeling sad for this chick. Drug addicition is a horrible disease, and it looks like it’s got her but good! I want her to go to jail, because no one is going to help her. :( Everyone’s just going to watch her kill herself, and then say “tsk, she was only 25″ when she dies.

  14. LindyLou says:

    It’s high time that karma catches up with this entitled narcissistic loser. Jail would be a good start anyway…

  15. JJ says:

    Lawyer was on the phone with “her assistant”? I love that . . . nice euphemism for crack buddy.

  16. Melinda says:

    I bet she didn’t loose her passport either. I also bet she won’t do any real jail time. We’ll see.

  17. bizzy says:

    god, i feel sorry for whomever designed/supplied that dress in the first place. i mean, it was clearly a bit of a wreck to start with, but between the (crookedly) hacked off skirt and the hanging loops sticking out of the armholes, it’s like every dress-store owner in the world should have a ‘no lohan served here’ sign in the window.

  18. Hautie says:

    Well Lohan does not have the cash to buy her way out of McDonald’s. And how many months did she have to attend 10 classes?

    She knew this court date was coming up so her idea of handling her business was to stay a public drunken mess. And now is claiming she lost her passport to skip court?

    Oh please. I hope she enjoys detoxing in LA County lockup.

  19. stinabelle says:

    Well, he looks…interesting.

  20. Jeri says:

    I won’t believe she’ll be in jail until it happens – and not for 45 minutes or 2 days. She needs to detox.

  21. julie says:

    i really hope she goes to jail but seriously doubt she will. please please PLEASE prove me wrong.

  22. iPad9 says:

    Man she looks really hot.. the guy looks like crap though.. haha

  23. JaisyMaisy says:

    Am I imagining this, or didn’t Amanda Seyfried steal Dominic from another girl while they were filming Mama Ma? If so, no sympathy for Amanda here.

    But Lindsay still is a total moron either way.

  24. d says:

    I wonder how long she’ll last on this supposed Lovelace movie of hers? I think if Lindsay didn’t have assistants picking up after her, she’d be in a ditch somewhere. She really is the epitome of a child star without of clue as to how to take care of themselves. Oh well…

  25. ,,,, says:

    @ JaisyMaisy – Dominic was dating another girl when he met Amanda on the set of Mama Mia and the rumors were that he cheated and/or left the girl for Amanda.

    However rude or wrong that was of Amanda to partake in, you cannot “steal” people because people are not property. There are two people to blame if cheating occurred, Dominic and Amanda, and only one person to blame for Dominic leaving the other girl and that is Dominic. He made an active choice in the matter and he chose to date Amanda instead.

    I’m not trying to be bitchy. I don’t like how the “other woman” is always demonized whereas the man gets a free pass seemingly because he’s a man and couldn’t control himself or something. Both people are at fault. Maybe reading Jezebel daily has really started to rub off on me…

  26. Tia C says:

    This does sound like another one of her BS stalling techniques. I really hate to say it, but people, you know I’m right – most likely she will get away with it again. If I’m wrong and her bratty, entitled, no-more-talent-having ass actually DOES get locked up? Celebration party’s on me! LOL!

  27. TaylorB says:

    Ahh the “justice” system. If LiLo was unknown and poor and charged with carjacking, drug possession, and DUI what are the chances she would be in prison? Pretty much 100%. Justice is supposed to be fair, but in Hollywood Justice is simply expensive. People like LiLo, Simpson, and Polanski get the best justice money can buy, even if they are guilty as hell.

  28. meme says:

    i don’t understand. if you’re dating A and meet B and like B better than A, what’s wrong with dumping A and going with B?

  29. sdcs says:

    Jail aside, I am frankly surprised she’s still alive. Honestly, I think it’s only a matter of time. I don’t hate her-I kind of pity her, but mostly, just realistically don’t see how she will survive much longer.

  30. Chris J says:

    @meme: nothing. It’s not like they were married or something.

    Linds def needs some jail time to dry out, but I suspect once she gets out she will pick up right where she left off.

  31. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Lost passport…my arse!

    I really hope she gets sent to jail for this as is a joke to pretend to lose your passport so she can stay in Cannes.

    I agree with above poster that even if she goes to jail, it will do absolutely nothing to change her & in these times it will be a great PR tool and it will be glamorised!

    She looks so plastic too, must be to try to disguise the damage caused by the drugs and drink

  32. Lenora says:

    Meme… you are 100% correct. They weren’t married. It’s not like the Jesse-Tiger scandals where the man was commited to a wife and lying to her in order to bang every stretched out anus porn star in the world. Human beings cannot be stolen, just like you can’t purchase one or get tired of one and toss it in the dumpster. We are dynamic, fluid creatures who have the right to change our minds about a relationship. That being said, I’m glad Amanda and Dom never procreated…. They both have eyes that are really wide-set. If they had a kid the poor thing would have their eyes on the back of their head.

  33. Jackson says:

    Her passport excuse is akin to ‘the dog ate my homework.’ If the judge buys this she needs help, too. This chick gets away with everything and will probably get away with this. I hope the judge isn’t buying it.

  34. Ally says:

    Gossip is so Victorian sometimes. Oh noes, they were at the same club & danced near each other — they must be sleeping together! Seriously, calm down. Even if he was a cheater, he’d be sleeping with a model, not a Lohan mess.

    I find Seyfried very bright for her age, and refreshingly candid. She had a very good interview in the April UK Glamour.

    She says there re: Cooper: “…it was messy because there was some overlap with his girlfriend who he’d been with for 12 years. I didn’t know how he was going to deal with that, so we went our separate ways and I began dating someone else. Then Dominic flew over to Charleston where I was filming Dear John, and he made sure I never saw that guy again.”

    They were smitten; she removed herself from the situation; he made a choice that hurt his girlfriend. The end. They’re all adults.

    I thought this quote re: Hollywood and young women was spot on, from Seyfried’s same Glamour article: “If I didn’t run and work out, there’s no way I would be this thin. But I have to stay in shape because I’m an actress. It’s f&^*ed up and it’s twisted, but I wouldn’t get the roles otherwise. If I’d been a bit bigger, I don’t think they would have cast me for Mamma Mia!.”

  35. aury says:

    i lost all respect for her when she became such an entitled bitch. as for him, he looks like corky in that photo. could you have picked a worse picture to put up? lol

  36. Bodhi says:

    How did she leave the States & get to France w/out a passport?

  37. Beth says:

    Did Lindsay do anything business related in Cannes? All of the photos are of her partying.

  38. original kate says:

    god, she is filthy. i’ll bet she leaves sweaty orange streaks and cigarette burns in every bed she lays in.

  39. bondbabe says:

    Wonder how Ma and Pa Lohan will spin this if she goes to the pokey? I’m sure Mama Lowblow will whine that she’s just a girl and everyone is picking on her. Blah, blah, blah.

    ‘Scuse me; if the stupid b*tch can be “adult” enough to party every night, throw tantrums, evade MANDATORY classes, jet around the world, spend money like it’s water, she can be held accountable for her adult actions.

    Too bad her parents screwed her up so badly that even at 24 years old, she acts like an entitled junior high girl.

  40. Camille says:

    I hope the judge puts her in jail, she needs a good wake up call.

  41. Crash2GO2 says:

    Puffy, dirty and scabby. Dress hacked off above the knees, hanger hoops sticking out the arm holes.

    Klassy.

  42. xxodettexx says:

    all i can think when i look at lindsay is “gross gross gross!”

    ITA, TaylorB and that is just depressing and thanks for the laugh, Lenora, the idea of an amanda/dominic spawn is frightening

  43. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    She totally looks like she smells in those photos and Amanda should be glad to be rid of that monstrously fugly dude. IMO, he is hideous!

  44. darius says:

    that dude looks comical and fug, like a cartoon character.
    saying that lohan is a mess but its ridiculous how she can’t even stand next to a guy without rumors of hooking up. tbh i think she just likes attention- any kind of attention and lots of it. its all about her not these various guys. the only one who seemed to really matter to her was sam ronson. like she actually loved someone more or as much as she loves herself.

  45. serena says:

    urgh..she’s becoming so ugly. look at those horrible lips.. make me puke..that tummy.. oh lord, why is she so dumb not even caring about her life?

  46. Rosie says:

    OMFG! His eyes look like vulvas.