Perez Hilton, the swishy, often blue-haired gossip blogger who has as many enemies as he does fans, threw himself a bash for his 30th birthday. Dubbed his “Quinceañera (Part 2),” the party included performances by the Pussycat Dolls and was attended by celebs such as Marc Jacobs, Amanda Bynes and Jerry O’Connell, as well as a gaggle of has-beens and annoying reality show stars. My guess is, either they wanted Perez to mention them on his blog, or they want to make sure he says something nice about them and not draw rude lines on their photos. Perez, ever the shameless self promoter, detailed the party this morning– using the royal “We,” of course– on his blog.
We had asked Pussycat Dolls founder and creative director Robin Antin to put together a special “Perez Dolls” for our big 30th birthday bash.
She had an audition at the Millennium Complex, Britney’s fave, and hundreds of dancers showed up. That’s what we were expecting.
Perez got the surprise of his life when The Pussycat Dolls appeared on stage at our party this past weekend.
He had NO idea!
And, he was especially shocked that lead Doll Nicole Scherzinger agreed to do it, and, we’re told, she was very excited about.
“I have been lucky enough to be featured on PerezHilton.com on several occasions,” said Nicole. “When you’ve reached my stature, perhaps you too can have cum dripping out of your mouth,” she joked.
LOVED it!
[From Perez Hilton.com]
I love how that item was written to make us think that Perez himself wasn’t writing it. The party was sponsored by a variety of advertisers, including, hilariously enough, Burger King and KY lubricant. Perez, dressed all in white and looking more like a deranged ice cream man than a celeb, posed with The King, that creepy mascot from Burger King commercials. Supposedly, Perez has been on a diet with the goal of looking svelte and fierce for his birthday. Mission not accomplished.
Note by Celebitchy: If I made 1/10th or what Perez does in a year I would be elated. The guy seems like a douche of the highest degree, but he also works super hard and does break some exclusives despite his willingness to take credit for a lot of other people’s work. It’s not easy being a gossip blogger, and Perez does deserve some kudos for putting his fat face out there. Although he could be called a fame whore for it too.
I would also like to say that Jerry O’Connell is teh sex.
Shown at Perez Hilton’s birthday party are Jerry O’Connell, Marc Jacobs and Austin A, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, Amanda Bynes, Dannii Minogue, Nick Cannon, Khloe Kardashian, Harvey Levin of TMZ, Candis Cayne, and DJ AM. Thanks to PRPhotos.
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lol…just a little joke, guys.
Perez is one step up from being a troll. And only a very small step. Fat repulsive fool.
lol cc!
I do agree with you, geronimo. He is a boil on mankind’s ass.
🙂
Absolute kudos for the picture of Perez and his dog… it was perfect!
terrible terrible but still….so funny. i odn’t really care for him but love that his site gets so much gossip. constant new stories and he’s a dick but makes no show of hiding it.
but ..did you see the photos of the *celebritys that show up?
dickheads all of them
Although I agree that he loves to self promote, I met him twice in Austin, Tx. and he is actually very nice to us non-celebs. I think almost all famous or not famous has beens in hollywood or just the spotlight are jerks, but the way they treat an individual who won’t help their career says so much.
“Supposedly, Perez has been on a diet with the goal of looking svelte and fierce for his birthday. Mission not accomplished.”
^^^ Lol! ^^^
Good one! 🙂
This guy’s site has become all about HIM. I find myself going there less and less to get my gossip. He now considers himself a BRAND. That’s why he has so many commercials about Perez on his blog. His realm of influence does not reach to me.
Geez, he makes 30 look like the new 50.
I like him…sue me! He’s funny as hell & has good gossip. I think the shit he draws on pics is hilarious, if you don’t like him, don’t go to his site! I’m sure he had a lot more people at his party than other bloggers could get-he does his job & he does it well! 🙂
He was my jumping board to better celeb snark.
i agree with you ashley. other bloggers hate him because he’s so popular. i mean….come on, they write about his b-day on their own sites for lack of better…gossip. what’s funny is that people do care. i for one would have love to have been there if only to see marc jacobs! he’s funny and business smart. he is a “brand” onto himself and good for him, making so much money over nothing.
Love him or hate him, you have to give the guy credit for making it happen. He brought gossip blogs way more mainstream and has become incredibly successful for being mean and self promoting. He deserves some credit.
He is such a low-life that any star I see standing next to him becomes Dlist like him.
Did any one see that disgusting acne on his face? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I kind of enjoy him. He’s scummy but he’s an honest scummy. And I saw a couple of interviews on TV where he seemed like a nice guy. After all, we can’t all be classy like CB!
oh my god…not acne! he is a low life….
the only blogs i read are cb and dlisted. they are honest, quirky in their own way and the writers do not take themselves seriously.
that is a sign of a good blog. the writers are impartial because they never meet or interact with celebs and therefore write equally nasty and honest things about the lot of them. perez has stepped over the line from blogger to celeb-wannabe.
yes perez gets a lot of hits but the majority are from preteen girls who do the drawing nasty messages on peoples faces at school. i remember my cousin and her friend writing whore and bitch on peoples faces in a year book once. she was only 14. that is the target age of his blog.
I’m a minority here. I’m a 34-year-old housewife in Texas, and I love the P man!!!! Matter-of-fact, one of my biggest thrills here lately was getting my own Perez t-shirt, and getting my pic on his site! Perez is just one of those people you feel strongly about. You either love him or you hate him. If you love him, great, but if not, there are plenty of bloggers around to read. But, you got to admit, he gets people talking!
He’s a self hating ass. He plays to the lowest common denominator of society. Just because he does it well, makes money at it, and manages to actually convince people he is relevant doesn’t make what he does acceptable. The more the kind of bullshit he pulls on people becomes ho hum, what the hell, etc., the more this culture is blase about the loss of people’s privacy, dignity, personal space…until it happens to them. Yeah, then it matters. Too fucking late.
He’s the worst kind of famewhore…a whore with a modicum of false “power”. The sooner he falls the better. And I’ll laugh my ass off when he does.
Happy Birthday, Lardass!
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I saw the photos of his party over on another blog, + I must say, he looked the best I’ve ever seen him.
The best shot (that I saw there) was probably one of him + Harvey Levin. Cute. Happy 30th, Perez.