Lindsay Lohan is sketchy as Linda Lovelace in ‘Inferno’ posters


I honestly keep thinking that any day now, the “financing” is going to fall through on this absolutely doomed film project about the life of porn-star-turned-activist Linda Lovelace. The film is called Inferno, and they’ve yet to even start filming one scene, but we already have TWO posters for the film. What the hell? I’m starting to think that Lindsay Lohan is going to finance the film by herself, on her knees. I know that’s crude or mean or whatever, but I just don’t see how any producer or director or insurance company would want to get anywhere near her, unless they were getting some kind of sketchy, cracked-out sexual favors in return.

Anyway, the posters. They were done by Tyler Shields, the photographer best known for covering Lindsay Lohan in (fake?) blood, giving her a (fake?) gun, and doing one of the most disturbing photo shoots ever. Tyler and Lindsay are “friends”. Meaning that he probably gives her free coke. I prefer the big yellow-orange one with Lindsay on her back, just because that’s a more striking image, and it seems more 1970s to me. The other one looks like a screencap from a Lifetime movie – “Lindsay Lohan stars in Not Without My Abusive Curly 1970s Porno Wig Of Doom: The Linda Lovelace Story”. Gross.


In other Lohan news, she did have some sh-t to say in her sober tweets:



[From Lohan’s Twitter]

Johnny Depp? Bitch, please. Lying crackhead.

Inferno posters courtesy of HuffPo.

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  1. tiki says:

    sigh. i miss ‘the parent trap’ days.

  2. happymom says:

    I’m with tiki. Who would ever have thought that adorable little girl would morph into this?! These photos of her as a 70s porn star are no stretch from how she usually looks/acts. Ugh.

  3. Lway says:

    The film already looks low budget. In fact, Lindsay Lohan herself is Low Budget. Sad but true.

  4. foobie says:

    @happymum: yup, she looks/poses the same in every photoshoot. Finger, meet mouth. Does she wash her hands?

    I don’t think she realises how boring and predictable she’s become.

    Must say she seems to be holding up well so far, alcohol-wise at least.

  5. Kitten says:

    Like Johnny Depp would go near that social ebola.

  6. serena says:

    ahahahha johnny depp? XD lol like hell he would only knew her.

  7. Gaby says:

    I thought Johnny Depp was still filming with Angelina in EUROPE? as in ANOTHER CONTINENT??

    But how sweet isnt he to just drop that off a bit, to fly here and go say hi to LL while she’s having lunch with her friend?? Oh delusional one….

    *roll eyes*

  8. Ruby Red Lips says:

    I’ll give it 3 days until she cracks…

    This film with either be an arty success and she’ll get rave reviews or it will tank and just be a cheap p0rno flick…my money’s on the latter

  9. Once again all hating on Lindsay, it’s all so pathetic that you direct your hate at a 23 year old girl that is addicted to drugs & alcohol.
    Since the scram bracelet has been on she’s been looking way better and I think the posters are cool, especially the yellow one they have a 70s vibe.
    Johnny probably did see and say hello to Lindsay because unlike you lot he’s a decent human who tries to ENCOURAGE people when they’re down not kick them.
    and FYI the director of the film made “the virgin suicides” & “American Psyco” so i’m sure it’s gonna be great.

  10. Lee says:

    Ugh, I don’t know how many people out there have an actual good working understanding of what an addict’s behavior looks like. I have no idea if LaLohan is an addict or not, but her behavior almost exactly mirrors my friend’s behavior. This friend IS an addict.

    It makes me cringe when I read those tweets because my friend has made almost the same comments, in the same tone – praising sober life and going out to the clubs drinking water and red bull – because she can still go to the same places and do the same things (she will only drink red bull! alcohol makes her tired anyway!) even though those places and things always bring her back to drugs/alcohol.

    And then days later she is out on a crazy alcohol/drug fueled bender. Because that is how insane active addicts are, one day they are making speeches about how great sober life is and the next day they are snorting blow and having crazy threesomes…

    Anyone who has had close consistent experiences with an addict looks at LL and her behavior and cannot help but think, “she is an addict or she is borderline as hell.”

  11. Persistent Cat says:

    Futurestar, what do you mean “made?”

    I like the yellow poster better but I do wish she’d find a new pose.

  12. Emma says:

    Hear, hear, Futurestar!

    Everyone lay off her. She’s a child. She’s only two years older than my brother and if he were constantly in the public eye like she is, I dread to think what you might say about him.

    Or, now that I think on it, what might we say about you? If we saw your every move when you were twenty-three? Every drunken bar hop, every one night stand, every experiment gone wrong…

    Leave her alone.

  13. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @ Futurestar…I don’t think 2 days later and bleached blonde hair suddenly mean Lindsay is now sober and all the years of abuse and entitlement have disappeared…you sound just like an enabler or a delusional fan, either way Lindsay’s predicament is sad, but unfortunately until she admits things, nothing is going to change.

    @ Emma – There is a difference b/wn partying and experimenting and being a full blown drug addict and alcoholic – that is serious stuff not to be passed of as a ‘phase’

  14. xxodettexx says:

    to the people that come on here to whine about how most of us “hate on” LL, who cares? did you not read what this website is called?? celeBITCHY… aka, if you come here, you are most probably going to read bitchy comments

    and in further defense, LL is a 23 year old ADULT, not “girl,” who has consistently made horrific choices that have destroyed her credibility… none of the commentors here held a gun to her head and said, “LL, make a joke of your life so we are forced to read about your crackhead shennanigans and laugh at you”

    GOOD for her that she FINALLY looks halfway decent [well, at least for the past two days and only since being FORCED to wear a SCRAM]

    how is this for encouragement: “hey LL, i know you TOTALLY care what i in florida has to say to you but i wanted you to know that i TOTES love you and follow you, i know you will return my letter one day and send some encouragement back”… oh wait, she wont give a damn, bc shes an entitled hollywood brat

    please bring on the LOL-filled comments about this poor baby girl

  15. Praise St. Angie! says:


    she is NOT a “girl”.

    she is an adult woman…a YOUNG woman, but an adult all the same.

    don’t make excuses for this person. she had has opportunities that most people can only dream about, and she trashed them due to her sense of entitlement and yes, addiction.

    however, she’s also had multiple opportunities to treat her addiction (3 rehabs at last count) as well as multiple people in the biz try to help her straighten up. and she’s trashed all of that, too.

    some addicts (and she appears to be one of them) don’t learn until they lose EVERYTHING. and, quite frankly, I don’t think she’s there yet.

    look at other actresses her age, like Scarlett Johanssen, among others. LL’s behavior has NOTHING to do with her age, it has to do with her attitude.

  16. RHONYC says:

    call me crazy…but i have a feeling that if this thing actually completes production, she might (dare i say) surprise us all.

  17. suz says:

    I think she just called up her friend Tyler Shields and said “ZOMG lets make posters!!!”

    Also re: her comments about her “new” BFF’s, water and red bull. What happened to “I don’t have a drinking problem”?

  18. buenavissta says:

    Lee, I can tell a similar story about a good friend who’s travelled to Cracktown. It’s troubling and painful to observe.

    @Futurestar, I rarely comment and don’t like the hating at all. However, La Lohan has chosen a life under the microscope and could make better lifestyle choices (wearing pants is a great start). She wants the press when she’s making milkshakes but not when she’s too hammered to leave a club. If she didn’t want this kind of attention and commentary, she could lay low and not tweet. She’s 23, an addict and seemingly lost. I feel a little sorry for her and hope she can pull her life out of her butt and get, and stay clean.

  19. tiger says:

    get your fingers out of you mouth dammit!

  20. bellaluna says:

    Hohan has enough people making excuses for her – she doesn’t need us to add to them. She’s made bad choices, has chosen not to get help, acts like her shit doesn’t stink, suffers no consequences for her actions, and thinks she’s FINE. I’ll save my feel bads for the battered women who actually deserve them, thank you.

  21. anon says:


    Sofia Coppola “made” the Virgin Suicides, and Mary Harron “made” American Psycho. Get your facts straight before posting, as it detracts from the credibility of your argument.


    As a former battered woman, WORD, and thank you.

  22. Praise St. Angie! says:

    to anon…to add to your post…

    don’t see any credits for the two movies mentioned.

    FUTURESTAR is probably Ali Lohan! 😀

  23. bellaluna says:

    @ anon:

    Any time. I’m also a former battered woman, and the terror we lived with every day is unspeakable. I’m glad we made it out of our situations alive. Many women don’t.

  24. vale says:

    Good catch Suz

  25. Kitten says:

    @Futurestar-you seem like someone with compassionate sensibilities. How about you take that empathy and do some charitable volunteer work? Because there are many people who are victim of unfortunate circumstances and need the help.
    A spoiled girl who was handed the world and threw it away because she was more interested in partying is not one of them.

  26. Tia C says:

    I can’t believe they’ve made posters already and the movie hasn’t even been filmed yet! Somebody has high hopes for this movie. I don’t, but the yellow poster is kind of cool, it definitely evokes the ’70s.

    If “Red Bull and Waters and Work” are her “new BFFs,” what were her old ones? Hmmmm… *scratching head in puzzlement*

  27. d says:

    OMG, the hand in the mouth AGAIN! If it’s not the arm behind the head, it’s the hand in the mouth. Such a tired look. Methinks that photographer isn’t as good as he thinks he is. I agree re addict behaviour and losing everything; I think LL hasn’t hit bottom, so I’m not holding my breath on any miracle career resurgence. Remember Robert DJ and quite a few others had numerous goes before they stayed on track. Dunno if Linds has what it takes for that.

  28. Lindsay says:

    Suz: Also re: her comments about her “new” BFF’s, water and red bull. What happened to “I don’t have a drinking problem”?

    That’s what I was wondering. Works for what? Do you add a little something to it? Or is she delusional enough to think people have never tried tried drinking water or Red Bull and don’t know the benefits or side effects in the case of Red Bull? Even adding alcohol to them is not exactly a new idea.

    Highly doubt the Johnny Depp story. Unless she saw a celebrity impersonator that make their money posing with tourists on the walk of fame and invited him to lunch never realizing he wasn’t really Johnny Depp. I think she could be that easily confused.

    What happened to Lovelace after the film is tragic. I don’t think it is really a good idea for an emotionally unstable person to play a dark role. Plus, she also never took personal responsibility for her drug use, another bad indicator.

    I am doubting the quality of the film, they have been trying to produce it since 2007 and Megan Ryan, Angelina Jolie, and Rose McGowan all expressed interest. I doubt Lindsay beat them due to talent.

  29. filthycute says:

    That top poster looks like a budget ad for American Apparel.

  30. lucy2 says:

    The posters before the film has even been financed leads me to think 2 things –
    1 – Wilder, who most definitely did not do those movies (anon you are correct in who did) is liking all the buzz about the film and hoping to cash in, so he’s keeping it going.
    2 – LL is also playing it up because it makes it sound like she’s still working and has responsibilities, even though she doesn’t (yet, if ever).

    The posters have a weird, amateur vibe about them. The yellow one could be interesting, but it looks like someone cut and pasted (not very well) a random photo of her.

    If she were serious about trying to stay sober and resolve all her legal issues, she would stay out of clubs and bars at all cost.

    I too thought Depp was overseas filming. Anyone else thinking it was some random dude with a hat and long hair, and LL in her usual haze thought it was him?

  31. andrea says:

    the scram thing, if it doesnt keep her off the booze/drugs/whatever, at least it’s gotten her to put some pants on.

  32. Mairead says:

    Thanks for getting there before me anon 😉

    Linda Lovelace’s story is a remarkable and tragic one and to be honest I doubt that Lindsay is up to it, either in terms of mental health or talent – which she might have possessed once, but not anymore.

    But having said that, she’s still a much better choice than Meg friggin’ RYAN. The hell?

  33. ganjagirl says:

    LIAR LIAR CROTCH ON FIRE…i hope she goes to jail so she will be handed 1 adderall and 1 ambien.

  34. Jeri says:

    Is “Emma” Dina? OK. Weren’t the 70s Bikini underwear and the ones in the poster look more 50s/60s, to me anyway. Bkinis or the 70s were commando before it was called commando.

  35. fugly says:

    i was going to say something nice about her. forget it.

  36. Paul E. Stanley says:

    Two poorly designed graphics do not a movie make. Can anybody tell me why there is such a great interest in Linda Lovelace? What did she really accomplish as an anti-porn activist that they should make a movie about her? Just wondering. I have no interest in seeing the movie but to each their own.

  37. Aurelia says:

    Aye, if this film is actually made she may be ok in it cause its porn-esque and it clearly won’t be a stretch for. I gather they made the posters in the hope of raising interest and capital to actually get the film into production.

  38. yoon says:

    uh, @FUTURESTAR what are you talking about? sofia coppola directed the virgin suicides.

    and also, lindsay is only 23 years old, she was a teen and child star, but somewhere in the craziness of hollywood she lost herself. we are aware of that.

    doesn’t make her attitude, her tantrums, her theft, or really any other fucking crazy bullshit she does, excusable. cry me a river.