Can I admit something weird? I’m listening to Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” on repeat as I write this, and it’s f-cking awesome. I love this song, and it strangely goes with this story. So… People Magazine is reporting that Charlize Theron and Ryan Gosling are maybe/probably hooking up. It was in People’s print edition, via Wonderwall and LaineyGossip, who have the most important details – Ryan, Charlize, flirting, dancing, exchanging digits. Damn, that Charlize bitch gets all the good hookups.
Charlize Theron sure seems to be making the most of her single status. The Oscar-winning looker, who kicked longtime love Stuart Townsend to the curb in January, was spied trading digits with Ryan Gosling after they slow-danced together at a Los Angeles shindig a few days back, reports People magazine.
The easy-on-the-eyes pair was said to be “super-flirty” and “beyond giddy.”
Charlize, 34, was last seen sharing a hug with Keanu Reeves after a dinner date in Los Angeles, while the swoon-inducing actor, 29, appeared oh-so-affectionate with his “Blue Valentine” co-star Michelle Williams at the Cannes Film Festival. Michelle, however, was quick to deny romance whispers, and Ryan’s rep downplayed, “He is cozy with everyone!”
Is this a total love match? Eh. I think they’re both beautiful, obviously, but I’ve always wondered if Charlize is a mega-bitch in real life. And Ryan? He seems like a decent guy to fans and coworkers, but he also seems self-absorbed (to me, at least). Why do you think “You’re So Vain” fits so well? “You had me several years ago and I was still quite naïve, when you said that we made such a pretty pair and that you would never leave…” Sigh… clouds in my coffee. Can you tell how tired I am? Anyway, my guess is that they are hooking up, that it’s really hot, but that it won’t last. Although Charlize surprised me consistently with Stuart Townsend – they seemed to really care about each other, and they were more stable than most married couples. Maybe she’s looking to settle down with The Gosling.
“Some underworld spy or a wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend…” Sorry, I love that line too.