Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, was at her son’s 21st birthday party at an exclusive nightclub in London, and had the brilliant idea to pop in the graphic video of her giving birth to him:
Sumner’s guests at privileged club ‘Drone’ in London last week observed as the “gruesome” film played and he was embarrassed, to say the least.
A witness explains, “Everyone was totally shocked and just didn’t know where to look when Trudie put the video on. It was very graphic and rather gruesome. Poor Jake turned bright red. It was certainly the most talked about part of the evening.”
But his mother claims it was quite the contrary.
She says, “Jake’s a film producer now so I thought it would be an idea to show his first film role. Afterwards he groaned, but secretly he was probably quite proud of it all and chuffed we made the effort. I honestly don’t think he was that embarrassed. I think it was all quite sweet.”
How clueless do you have to be to think it’s a good idea to show a birth video at your son’s 21st birthday party? That’s completely insane and utterly humiliating. What a dumb excuse she gave – he’s a film producer. She could have screened some home movies and everyone would have been cooing. Instead she picked the most embarassing subject behind showing the conception video. Way to ruin your son’s party.
No wonder Sting is addicted to strippers – his wife is crazy! She may be up to anything in the bedroom, but when you factor in her complete lack of common sense she must quite difficult to tolerate.
Here are Sting and Trudie at the “Louis Vuitton art talks” at the National Gallery in London on 5/25 and in Cannes. Sting looks like he barely puts up with her.