Ke$ha is a chubby chaser. She loves a little chunk on her men. She doesn’t like them all skinny and gangly and bony, like, say, Russell Brand She wants a little cushion. She wants to know if Russell Brand has a chubby friend. Oh, and she likes her chubby dude with a beard and a sense of humor, too. I think Ke$ha just described Philip Seymour Hoffman. Sigh… I would pick PSH over a moobed Gerard Butler, you know.
Kesha loves fat men. The Blah Blah Blah singer – who is currently single – admits she has a less-than-traditional taste in men and can’t stand the thought of dating someone too well-groomed.
She said: “My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don’t like really feminine men who tan. I don’t understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand’s not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.”
The outspoken 23-year-old star also admitted her biggest turn off would be to date someone who spends longer in the bathroom than she does.
She told heat magazine: “I could not bear to go out with a guy who takes longer than me to get ready. I don’t want someone who’s going to steal my moisturizer.”
Though she has a lengthy list of specifications for a partner, Kesha insists she isn’t ready to settle down just yet.
She said: “I’m far from lonely. Far, far from it. But I don’t want to settle down yet. Gross!”
[From This Is London]
I have to admit, I don’t have a problem with chubby guys either, as long as they own it. Like, a dude has a gut from beer and loving food and he’s cool with that, I’m fine with it too. I hate self-loathing chubby guys though. A dude who is obsessed with his weight is worse than a woman obsessed with her weight, in my opinion. But more often than not, I end up with the whippet-thin dudes with crazy metabolisms who can eat like a horse and never gain any weight, and I feel like the chubby one. Hm… I really do love skinny, gangly dudes, though. F-ck, I just love men, of all shapes and sizes. I’m not chubby-specific like Kesha.
No! Not PSH. He’d never go for Kesha.
I don’t care if she likes chubby guys, I just think she is disgusting, untalented, dirty, and I pray one day she closes her mouth in photos!
Well, if a chubby guy ever needed motivation to run (away), here it is…
She makes my skin crawl. Eww! She looks like Timothy McVey in drag. UGH!
she just wants to be in the tabloids for these comments.. she has NO talent and ihope her 15 minutes of fame are over soon
Awwwwwww PSH is so adorable with that beard.
She sounds like an idiot. Not that Russel Brand is a hottie but I’m pretty sure he’s not exactly looking in her direction either. He’s got Katy Perry ffs.
ahhh i too am a self-proclaimed chubby chaser. im constantly caught between beefy guys or like kaiser, the skinnny ones that can eat anything, and as a lover of food both can be taxing! but agree with everyone else, this chick need to go away
IMO, she is trailer trash.
My boyfriend is 6’2 and 240 pounds, big burly fella. I cannot picture myself dating a skinny man! How would he throw me over his shoulder and have his way?! Hah
I used to like crunchy guys, but now that I’m fatter than I used to be I like dudes with some meat on them. Otherwise we’d look like Jack Sprat and his wife.
I thought PSH was gay??
She totally needs a huge haircut, something short. and I really hope those are not new tattoos on her hands! awful.
“I don’t like really feminine men who tan … admitted her biggest turn off would be to date someone who spends longer in the bathroom than she does.” I HEAR YA! Preening narcissists are a giant turnoff. I was married to one for a brief while a long time ago and it was painful. I will never like a prettyboy ever again.
In the name of all the is holy and sacred when will this dumb, dirty no talent go away. I’m surprised no one has called her to account for those awful SNL performances earlier this year. SHe’s delusional is she thinks that was “great” music. She is an insult to real musicians and the music industry – if it had any integrity.
I had a skinny little friend who always said she loved rough around the edges dudes with beer guts. She ended up marrying a skinny and handsome guy. Go figure. I’ll look forward to photos of skinny little Kesha with a big fat slob.
I could totally see her and Zach Galafanokis (sp??)!! 😀
Kevin Smith is my ideal guy. But go figure, I’m marrying a lanky dude. At least he has messy hair and a beard!
“F-ck, I just love men, of all shapes and sizes.”
Amen, sister!
I like ’em all shapes and sizes too Kaiser. Looks are secondary to me – funny and confident, that gets me every time. Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Kevin James & Zack Galifianakis = I totally would.
I thought PSH was gay??
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Nope, he’s straight. Has a longtime live-in girlfriend and three children.
I’ll believe it when I see her dating a big fat guy. @@
I like PSH as an actor, think he’s absolutely one of the best actors out there, but I am not attracted to him in the slightest. I don’t generally like fat guys. Maybe guys who are kind of fat but have muscle, but not fat guys who are pure flab.
BTW Kesha is hard to look at. She always looks just icky and dirty.
Yes! An unapologetic bearded man fat from beer is HOT!
Why can’t men be more like women in this regard, I’m a bit fat from beer and this is not generally considered sexy 🙁
As a 6′-0″, 240lb guy I have to admit – it’s kinda nice hearing that some women like us the way we are. While we don’t have one iota of the same pressure to look beautiful and thin and young that you ladies do, we also don’t tend to get talked up about being larger, burly guys. Having people come right out and say that they like us larger dudes is pretty f’ing cool. Thanks.
I love Ke$ha!! Her music is addicting