As we all know, the Kardashian sisters aren’t just unemployed (and unemployable) famewhores, just loafing from one beach to another, from club to mansion to bar to jail to private plane, all because one sister made a sex tape and they’ve used that one thing to become famous. Oh, wait. No, what I was getting at is that the Kardashians are entrepreneurs. These bitches will put their name on any product and sell the hell out of it with magazine covers and a lifetime supply of Photoshop.
So the ad above is the Kardashians’ latest gig, promoting their line of swimsuits for Beach Bunny Swimwear. First, I have to applaud the company for not ‘Shopping the f-ck out of Kim and Kourtney’s faces. Sure, that’s not what they look like in general, but Kourtney and Kim are still recognizable. But what the hell did they do to poor Khloe? They made her look like a demon! Like she’s about to sprout horns and a tail. Also, I’m getting really tired of all of the digital work the Kardashians need to make it seem like Kim, Kourtney and Khloe are all roughly the same size. They’re not! Khloe is much taller than her sisters, but you would never know that from the advertising. Like these horrible ads for Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami. Horrible:
Ad courtesy of Beach Bunny Swimwear. E! ads courtesy of Radar.
At least they didn’t mess with their body shapes too much. But why must skin be so photoshopped like that? And something does look very odd on Khloe’s face.
Looks like they shrunk them and/or Kourtney is standing on Scott .. this is a horrible picture of them … they are healthy girls with booties & curves where did they put them?
Khole and Kourtney look soooo busted. OMG They really effed up Khole. LOL She looks like a dude in that bathing suit picture. Did Kim Shop this because she is the only who looks hot.
ooooh! Which Photoshop filter IS that? Delusional Blur??
I don’t know why, but they all look eel-like to me in the shot.. hrmm..
I’ll call it majestically photoshopped. I dont like the swimsuites. The only thing i wish for is the handbag Khloe has on the plane pic.
It’s only a matter of time before I start having nightmares about these broads; WHY do people support their fame? With every picture they become more comic-like in their airbrushed “beauty”. It doesn’t help that Khloe is the high rent version of my high school’s slutty girl. The whole family makes me shudder.
Ummm…Kim’s face was photoshopped in real life so there’s no need for even more computer enhancement.
Only in America can you have absolutely no talent and be seen as a “celebrity”. Shit’s gotten beyond ridiculous.
I love the swimsuits. I need to get some now. Who is shopping with me?
So.Tired.Of.Them.
Their faces look so strange 🙁
I wish Khloe would get her nose done. She would look so much better. I think they tried to shrink her forehead and ended up distording her eyes.
These losers are famous why?
Damn they should have photoshop Kim’s face in picture and real life because it looks super plastic.
don´t hate on them..nicole richie for example is not better..
they are reality tv stars.. get used to it, its 2010.. this sort of “stars” are out there now
its really sad they photoshopped khloe this way..like her actual shape is a bad thing or something..damn you hollywood
How come they look fat and gross in real life?
LOL! That does’nt even look like Khloe. LMAO! they are all the same height all of a sudden.
I don’t get how people actually buy that stuff – and someone must do – because otherwise they wouldn’t get any more ad contracts/other coverage. If I need a swimsuit, I go out and buy one, but I wouldn’t buy anything that supports “celebs”, losers, famewh0res with my money, not matter if it’s these people shilling for bikinis, JSimp or BritBrit having a new perfume out, or Clooney making ads for that giant food corporation with that very tarnished reputation.
those “pictures” look like straight-up illustrations. why bother?!
I am wondering…
Who thought it was a great “stylist idea” to put them in thigh high leather boots, with their swimsuits.
Slightly off subject, but I saw a picture of the two younger sisters the other day. And they look as tall as Khloe.
these b!thces.
Holy photo-shop and not a good job at that. The middle one’s legs dont even look like real legs.
Do these magazine editors think ppl are that stupid or blind enough to believe thats what these girls look like in bathing suits?
I dont know about the other 2 but I’ve never seen any “real” untouched pics of Kim in a bikini without a cover up that covers her bottom half and legs.
Well, Kim is clearly a demon.
the boots…hahahaha! can u even imagine walking the beach in that ensemble?
I can’t stand the girl, but in “real life” Kim is the only one who is in shape (probably because she knows her whole career rests upon her appearance). Kim’s face still manages to look like a plastic surgery disaster.
Khloe and Kourtney are both chunky in real life. If you have been watching their show (which I unfortunately happened to catch an episode of this week– most scripted, fake “reality” show out there) and those two girls are overweight and out of shape. I’ll give Kourtney a big pass because she just had the baby.
BUT, it’s kinda deceptive to photoshop these girls into having model like bodies for bikini advertisements (let’s hope they don’t go there with their weight loss pill advertisements because that would be really effed up).
so fake.. urgh
they look like fembots.
they’re always photo-shopped, these chicks are so fake, they only care about padding their wallets with their garbage products
These pix are ridiculous. And Kaiser is absolutely correct, Khloe is waaay taller than the other two. I’ve seen them all up close.
@ kelbear
uh…yeah.
khloe’s face.
It appears that they photoshopped the faces onto one body. All 3 bodies look the same. Same size boobs. Same everything. Just different angles. They all look like they have bobble heads!
Is that the real Kim or the wax dummy?
kim messed her face up! she need to quit with the surgerys =/ I usually like khloe & kourt but they look weird here