January Jones’ butchered makeup & hair: hideous or high fashion?


You know what’s funny? HuffPo is making a big deal about these Markt Beauty ads/photo shoot because of January Jones’ red wig. Uh… it’s like they didn’t even notice her f-cked up eyebrows? This is the one of the worst professional makeup jobs ever. The full photo shoot is here, on Markt Beauty’s website. I have literally no idea what Markt Beauty is about. Is a fashion/style/entertainment site? Is it about selling make up? Are they just trying to promote eyebrow diversity? I looked at the damn thing and I still can’t tell.


Just think… this is the face of a woman who likely boned Bobby Flay. Ew… poor January. She’s so pretty, such a classic beauty. Why do this?


I know this is a horrible stereotype, but when I look at this photo below, I really feel strongly that Markt Beauty is a German site. Right? I mean, this is a stereotypical German look, in my opinion. This isn’t about “Oh, eyebrows are in this season!” Once again, I’m reminded of Maggie Simpson’s baby-nemesis from The Simpsons. With the brows. Yikes.


Oh, if January’s stuff wasn’t bad enough, you should totally look at Jessica Biel’s photos from last month. Here’s one little preview of how they f-cked her up:



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38 Responses to “January Jones’ butchered makeup & hair: hideous or high fashion?”

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  1. kai says:

    I am German and I don’t get what’s so typically German about the look?! Because the hair looks like a helmet? lol please explain 🙂

  2. Mayumi says:

    Its editorial. MarkT beauty is celebrity hairstylist Mark Townsends website where his clients/friends pose and have fun experimenting with beauty looks/trends and whatever else they want to try. As beauty shots they may look weird but if you get the fun editorial spirit behind them they are fun fashion shots…
    Think Japanese Vogue…or POP magazine

  3. denise says:

    I don’t know who this woman is, and no I don’t like the pics.

  4. k says:

    Biel looks like Pat Benatar’s budget sister in that pic

  5. Wench. says:


  6. Team Bethenny says:

    THAT’S Jessica Biel?? You gotta be kidding.

  7. lilred says:

    Is this Bert’s sister those eyebrows are just BAD!!

  8. LindyLou says:

    The pic of Jessica Biel is totally unrecognizable. If you posted the pic without the name, I couldn’t have told you who it was if my life depended on it.

  9. jane16 says:

    Yuck. Ugly pix of both women.

  10. miri says:

    I thought Biel looked like 70s actress Joey Heatherton!

  11. Laura says:

    I think the shots of both of them are edgy and cool.

  12. Kaboom says:

    Why use a celebrity for those photos if any peasant with a monobrow would do?

  13. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    Maggie’s nemesis (the unibrowed baby) is named Gerard.

  14. Karen says:

    Why do people always have to comment that they don’t know who a particular celebrity that is being posted about is? What is the point in that? Oh, you don’t know who January Jones is? Fascinating, please tell me more!

  15. Pix says:

    Agree – her eyebrows look insane!

  16. Lady Nightshade says:

    Biel looks like Heather Mills!

  17. a says:

    they certainly can add some miles to a woman with their make-up…

  18. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:


  19. martha says:

    She must have been on the Kate Gosselin ugly diet…wtf?

  20. LolaBella says:

    LOL@ ‘eyebrow diversity’.

  21. jill says:

    I don’t want to look like that, but I really love all the looks on both of them.

  22. danielle says:

    Thought Biel looked horrible, January looks great. I really like the strong brows and strong hair on her – I think she generally looks bland and generic. Pretty, but generic.

  23. Cinderella says:

    Bobby would probably still bone her, funky brows, wig and all.

  24. Persistent Cat says:

    I think the pics are horrible. Her hair looks DIY and the eyebrows…. oh the horror. As to the black and red… thing?? they draped over her, what is that?

    @ Karen, I only know JJ from one of the worst SNL hosting stints ever. Why did they let her on? Sorry, I’m kidding. Your comment made me laugh. You’re right.

  25. Monique says:

    This is what she get for being so stuck up.Karma is a BITCH!This is her true self UGLY. HAHA

  26. mila says:

    a tribute to Louise Brooks?I kind of like it

  27. la chica says:

    Michael at dlisted will have a ball with those eyebrows. lol. she looks stupid.

  28. Cath says:

    Since beauty is all about transforming your look, I think it’s actually kind of brill that they styled these stars to look completely different. You look at them and you think, WOW, that is NOT Jessica Biel, you know?

  29. edie's girl says:

    They tried to make Biel look like Edie Sedgwick but it didn’t work.

    JJ’s better. Editorial work is very good in fact.

  30. Mouse says:

    They both look…interesting. J.J. looks asexual w/ the painted brows and pageboy, cut w/ a knife looking hair. Biel looks like she just railed a line and forgot to put on pants.

  31. kazoo81 says:

    the hair works for her. she’s got the bone structure to pull it off.

  32. Isa says:

    I totally thought Biel was Heather Mills too!

  33. Mrs. Darcy says:

    The Biel shot is the worst by far, she looks like Sting’s wife (who is attractive but many years her senior). I think the big eyebrow January is less scary than the skinny eyebrow drag queen January, neither really accentuate her looks though. The red wig is too clashing with the rest of it, it would’ve looked nicer with a dark wig.

  34. mojoman says:

    Oh my, MK from Dlisted is going to be all over January’s magnificent eyebrows!

  35. I kinda love it.

  36. jayem says:

    I’m getting a strong Catherine Zeta Jones vibe from the 2 middle pictures.

  37. Deanne says:

    I’m not sure what’s so hard to understand about the website? I just went there and it’s clearly a hair and makeup blog where they show off different styles.

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