– I’m sure you’ve always noticed how clean and booger-free Renee Zellweger’s nose is on the red carpet. What’s her secret, you ask? Why, a professional nose-picker at her beck and call! According to The Mirror. I have bad allergies, I really need to hire someone just like this [Yeeeah!]
– TMZ got a hold of leaked footage from Celebrity Fit Club bus of Erin Moran (Joanie from Happy Days) faking an orgasm. It’s weird, watch at your own peril. [Dlisted]
– Big Boi from Outkast is doing Ballet. He’s joined forces with the Atlanta Ballet Company to present a performance called “Big”, which sounds very innovative [Bossip]
– Misheard Lyrics, a.k.a., “The Wrapped Up Like a Douche” Phenomenon. Easily my favorite misheard lyric of all time [Pajiba]
– Tyra Banks with New York mayor Michael Bloomberg planting a tree in the city to honor her 600th episode. And making a face I can only assume is also her O face [Celebslam]
– Katie “Jordan” Price attended a launch for her new book, Mermaids and Pirates, at Harrod’s earlier today. Looking like an absolute moron. Though that’s sort of a given [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Geri Halliwell @ Galaxy British Book Awards [The Bastardly]
– Scarlett Johannson and Ryan Reynolds had a big, public fight. Ooooh, I can just hear the breakup rumors scratching at the door [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures. Because what else says “I have a get-out-of-jail-free card” like frolicking on the beach? (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Whatever happened to Jonathan Schaech? Yeah I bet you were wondering [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– The Name Is Bond. Emo Bond. [Agent Bedhead]
– Nicole Richie popped out Harlow Kate Winter Madden not even three months ago and family members are already proclaiming her greatness. In fact, Brenda Richie, Nicole’s mom, swears the kid is able to talk. [The Blemish]
– Pictures of Britney Spears tanning naked are goin’ around. The butt-crack region looks a little photo-shopped. Pretty much NSFW [CityRag]
– A key Heath Ledger scene in the new Batman film may have to be cut because audiences have not reacted well [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Rachel Bilson was not only having some more quality mom time in LA yesterday, but her adorable little dog, Thurman Murman, was by her side as well. That is one cute pup [Popsugar]
– Melanie Griffith and her beautiful 18-year-old daughter Dakota Johnson (dad is Don Johnson) were spotted at the club Green Door in LA Wednesday night. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Just how short is Kristen Bell? [WWTDD?]
– Pics of Scarlett Johannson, as Silk N. Floos, in screen test for Frank Miller’s forthcoming The Spirit. [Websters is my Bitch]
– Believe it or not, the girls of The Hills have landed a Rolling Stone cover. I just lost whatever respect I had for Rolling Stone [Lainey Gossip]
– Kate Bosworth is looking super skinny again. Here are some pictures of her in London this week [The Skinny]
– Hayden Panettiere talks about Sexual Harassment in her new PSA for Funny or Die. [Derek Hail]
– Tonight, hearts will rejoice nationwide as some of our favorite sitcoms, including 30 Rock and The Office, return to the small screen after the painfully long writer’s strike. I’m already wearing my Schrute Beet Farms t-shirt in anticipation [Best Week Ever]
– Break out the champagne: mockup photos from Ashlee Simpson’s wedding to Pete Wentz [The Circus Hour]
– Radar magazine continues its assault on the universe this week with another Spencer Pratt advice column. This makes me oddly happy [Mollygood]
– Yes, Katie Couric Is Probably Getting Fired From CBS [Jezebel]