Sorry I was such a slacker today. I’m doing my best, but am visiting family in the states, and they want me to hang out with them a lot. I try to look busy, but it doesn’t really work.

– No wonder Keith Urban used to be a drug addict – he had a really bad mullet. [Socialite’s Life]
– Why would Keith Urban hold Nicole Kidman’s stomach if she’s not pregnant? [MollyGood]
– No one cares that Marcia Cross is also getting married this weekend. [I’m not obsessed]
– Matt Damon to play Captain Kirk? [yeeeah]
– Matt Damon will also get a star on the Hollywood walk of Fame [PopSugar]
– Check out hairstyles for celebrities like Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan and easy-to-follow makeup guidelines at our new advertiser. [Beauty Riot]
– Claire Danes looks like Morticia Adams [Glitterati]
– Christina Aguilera says she never wanted to get married like most little girls [Gossipin]
– Random chicks from the 2006 World Cup [The Bastardly]
– Katie Holmes and Katherine McPhee: separated at birth [CityRag]
– Stephanie Adams sues BlogNYC for posting a true story about her; BlogNYC gets multiple offers for pro bono legal counsel. [BlogNYC]
– Paris Hilton learns her lesson about fur [Derek Hail]
– Paris Hilton says she’s never danced on a table in her life, but that depends on your definition of table [Faded Youth]
– Sienna Miller wears a cut-out bathing suit with a tiny skirt to lunch [Dlisted]