Lindsay Lohan is upset, depressed, doesn’t think she “needs any help”


Lindsay Lohan’s first full day post-jail did not go as anyone expected. First of all, there was no cracked-out photo op of Lindsay strutting her stuff just feet away from an open jail cell, where she would begin to run into her waiting mother’s arms and promptly get a good contact high from Dina’s clothes. According to People Magazine, “Lindsay is very upset that the judge ordered her to go straight to rehab… she feels that she deserved to spend a day with her family after she behaved well in jail.” How mad is Lindsay? So mad that she’s “depressed”: “[She] is having a difficult time accepting that she will be in rehab for the next three months. She still doesn’t think that she needs any help.” That’s all from People’s sources, mind you. That’s the official version. You want the tabloid version? Because Radar’s sources claim that Lindsay is “in good spirits… but she is extremely tired. Lindsay is just relieved to be out of jail.” Also, Dina Lohan gave an interview to Radar:

Dina Lohan revealed the first intimate details about her reunion with daughter Lindsay Lohan in an exclusive statement to Dina spoke about what it was like to see Lindsay following the actress’ release from prison.

“I was finally able to hug my daughter [last night] after two long weeks of speaking to her from behind a glass wall,” Dina said. “Lindsay is doing well, and is appreciative of the hundreds of well-wishers she has received.”

As exclusively reported, Lindsay’s rehab plan was abruptly changed on Sunday following a media frenzy involving Morningside Recovery, the Newport Beach facility she was slated to attend. At the eleventh hour, Judge Marsha Revel ordered Lindsay to go to the UCLA Medical Center instead.

Following her release at 1:35 AM on Monday morning, Lindsay was driven directly to the hospital under high security. Lohan was transported from the women’s correctional facility in Lynwood to UCLA in an unmarked van. Her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley and a representative from the hospital were also in the vehicle.

Amid speculation that Lindsay’s family was upset about the change in plans, Dina told “Lindsay is with the utmost professionals and is in very good hands.” Dina continued, “I refuse to respond to any of my ex-husband’s false allegations about myself or my family.”

Sources tell that Lindsay is expected to complete her court-ordered 90 days of treatment at UCLA. Lohan will remain on probation for another year after being released from UCLA. She has been prohibited from consuming alcohol or illegal drugs and she will continue to be randomly drug tested.

[From Radar]

Dina sounds much more lucid and less delusional than her interview last week, where Dina whines about Lindsay’s “extremely harsh punishment” and that she was being treated “like a common criminal.” Also: the reason for the last minute switch from Morningside rehab to UCLA was the choice of Judge Revel – Revel thought Lindsay would have an easier time smuggling in drugs at Morningside. I seriously need to send the judge a muffin basket.

One more thing: Michael Lohan has been giving a bunch of interviews about Lindsay, but I consistently try to ignore him. He did more on Monday, but whatever. The thing that really grossed me out was that he made out with a young Lindsay-lookalike – photo here. Totally gross.



Lindsay on October 4, 2009 in Paris. Credit: WENN.

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  1. bellaluna says:

    Wow, in that last pic she looks AWFUL. I mean, worse than usual. She’s wearing the same dress, so is that the “walk of shame” picture the next afternoon?

    Bleah on the rest of it. We all know she “doesn’t need any help; she’s fine; she’s working” etc…that’s why I’m pretty sure rehab won’t help her. Rehab isn’t just a location, it’s a mind-set. And she doesn’t have it.

  2. Anonandonandon says:

    Our celebrities suck.

  3. Kitten says:

    That photo of Pops Lohan is so creepy..

  4. trollydolly says:

    Michael Lohan is a scumbag – a filthy, vile excuse for a man. Even if you don’t like Lindsay, you can’t deny she’s had completely useless parents.
    I hope she can sort her head and her addictions out.

  5. Innocent says:

    The Ungaro Pics are some of the worse ever pics she has taken.
    I think she might try and go to Morning Side for the last month or something of her rehab stay. There is no point of her going from being stuck in a rehab/hospital were she can only walk around the grounds to her apartment. She will need some transition.
    You can bet that she won’t do a single day over the required 90 of her inpatient treatment.

  6. lucy2 says:

    She looks so awful. Glad the judge sent her to a real rehab, not some cushy celebrity place, but given that her attitude is so bad still, I don’t know how anyone will get through to her.

    Thank goodness Dina can now stop whining about her poor child being trapped in jail for two whole WEEKS! She doesn’t seem to realize that Lindsay could have killed herself or someone else driving around wasted like she did, or that the jail part could have been easily avoided if she had just gone to a few classes.

  7. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Unless Dina gets help for herself, Lindsay doesn’t stand a chance when sge’s released from rehab

  8. sapphire says:

    I also read that “contraband” is a problem-the judge and the consultants were worried that her crew would smuggle stuff in and meth comes in very small packages.

    I think she should do the full 90 at UCLA and then if she needs a transition, Morningside. What’s the point otherwise?

  9. Canucklehead says:

    Michael Lohan is one classy dude.

    He seriously needs to be defined as a sub-species of human.

  10. Jen says:

    Wow….I am continually amazed at what this woman has done to herself and to her face. Those lips! What a waste…

  11. Eileen says:

    IF she does get sober, you know she is going to bust something when she looks back on all these photos of herself. Its crazy that anyone could take one look at her in these and believe she’s not on drugs. She really does look like a Hollywood 40 or 50!

  12. meme says:

    Dear Dina and Michael,
    Please STFU and go the fuck away. Your daughter might actually have a chance if you do (tho it’s highly unlikely).
    That is all.

  13. nischi says:

    Sigh. She used to be so pretty. What a waste.

  14. danielle says:

    Wow – how could she possibly think she doesn’t need help – she should just look at the tabloid pics of herself from the last year!

  15. xxodettexx says:

    IF she manages to survive this “ordeal” she should send Judge Revel a fruit basket or something in thanks… she may not realize it now, but this Judge seems to be the only person in her life that is taking actual steps to save her life!

  16. aenflex says:

    I am 10 years older and look 10 year younger than her. Poor, poor Lindsay. Her mother should be so proud.

  17. denise says:

    She looks like a walking corpse in the first pic.

  18. Whatever says:

    They may as well just let her out now. If she doesn’t think she needs help, no rehab in the world can help her. It can only come from within.

  19. Raven says:

    Claiming you don’t need help is a common statement from court-ordered inpatients. Once she is placed on the right psychotropic medication and gets used to the therapeutic environment, she’ll improve. I agree with those who believe that she should not have family visits for at least the first 60 days. I hope we don’t get any more leaked statements. That’s just inappropriate and not helpful to her.

  20. Sam says:

    Lindsay’s upset, depressed, doesn’t think she “needs any help”. Otherwise, the sky is blue. I really don’t see Lindsay coming back from all of this, at least not in the near future. Unless Inferno and her five seconds in Machete are amazing performances I think the ship has sailed for Lindsay and she should hold on to that leggings line for dear life.

  21. yeahRight says:

    The third picture with her raised eyebrow reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where his hot girlfriend turns hideous without the proper lighting.
    Only much worse…

  22. serena says:

    first, she looks so damn old in those photos it creep the hell out of me!
    Second, no surprise she said all of that. blah blah blah, we know lindsay you’re not a stupid crackhead, we are the insane one and the world is all against you. Poor (dumb) thing.
    Third, I starting to think Micheal’s some kind of pedophile..

  23. Decemberist15 says:

    @ Jesus Christ superstar… Excellent link! She could’ve had it way worse so she and her family should stfu

  24. Just a Poster says:

    Hell I am nearly 20 years older than her, and I look younger than her!

    I really hope she can get some sort of help and have some sort of life.

  25. mollination says:

    seriously, who had the time to send Lindsay a card in jail?

  26. BethL says:

    God that third photo is another of Lindsay that shouldn’t be shown. It’s too scary but it would make a good “Say No To Drugs” ad.

  27. LindaR says:


    Well said! I agree.

  28. Mouse says:

    Yes, that is the typical attitude of an addict. That’s where family and loved ones are supposed to step in to give help and loving support. That’s also why this wreck doesn’t stand a chance in hell unless she’s willing to get her shit together herself and tell her trashy relatives to stuff it. Clearly not going to happen, poor girl doesn’t have a single person who’s really on her side. So sad.

  29. the bunny lover says:

    she is not in her 20’s. someone please tell me she is not in her 20’s! she looks like the crypt keeper.