What will become of Ali Lohan now that Lindsay is in rehab for three months?


Here are some more photos of Ali and Dina Lohan’s last trip to jail, last week. These are the photos that made me wonder if Ali has gotten a recent boob job, which I asked last Friday. That was not the first time the specter of Ali’s potential and probable plastic surgery was raised – back in 2008, various people were convinced she had a boob job then too. Plus, all of the blind items that seem to be about Lindsay telling Ali to get her boobs done. Ugh… this poor kid. If she’s not out in public looking totally jacked and sickly, she’s photographed looking inappropriately busty to visit her older sister’s jail. As much as I think Lindsay is at the point where she should be responsible for her own actions, I have to admit that I think Lindsay got screwed up royally by her parents, and now Lindsay is paying it forward to Ali (with some additional help from Dina and Michael). Babble just ran a piece asking if Ali was “fated” to end up like Lindsay:

In light of the news that Lindsay Lohan was released from jail early today and sent directly to rehab at the UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles, our thoughts turn to her parents and their role in all of this.

There’s no question that Dina and Michael Lohan have both sought out their own share of fame through their daughter, from way back in her child-star days. And it seems to us, that while Lindsay’s parents were watching out for themselves–and using Lindsay as a vehicle for their own success–they forgot to give her the nurturing a child needs. We’re not saying Lindsay’s addictions and jail-worthy habits were all her parents’ fault, but we definitely think it contributed.

In the wake of Lindsay’s jail time, it seems her parents have had no choice but to acknowledge the starlet’s troubled ways–her dad, Michael, even giving her his own personal jail-time advice. But have they changed their own ways…or will they continue this course with Lindsay’s younger sister, Ali?

There was already the Living Lohan reality show which primarily followed Dina and Ali in their everyday lives–and we wonder if that’s not going to be the last of it. We’re fearful for the day Dina starts pushing Ali’s career, turning her into a mini Lindsay, drug problems and all.

[From Babble]

I do think it’s already started for Ali. In the past year, Ali has pretty much been living with and traveling with Lindsay full-time. God knows what kind of insane, cracked-out, horrible, disturbing sh-t Ali has seen. And I worry that with Lindsay in rehab – mandatory – for three months, Ali is going to be spending all of her time with Dina (because God knows, the girl doesn’t go to school), and Dina is going to be pulling the same bullsh-t enabling crap that she pulled on Lindsay for so many years. Will Ali manage to break free? Or will she be even worse than Lindsay? Those are basically the only two possibilities I see for her.

Dina and Ali Lohan visit Lindsay Lohan in jail on July 29, 2010 in Los Angeles (Photo by MIA PICTURES / Meet The Famous) Photo via Newscom

41829, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday June 21 2010. Lindsay Lohan enjoys a busy night out in Hollywood with her new BFF Eilat Anschel and her younger sister Ali. The three went to Nobu for dinner before Eliat drove Lilo and her sis (back seat) to Teddy's where Sam Ronson was DJing. Photograph:   David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

39925, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Monday April 26 2010. Lindsay Lohan (black leahter jacket) takes little sister Ali (silver tunic)along to Millions of Milkshakes to devise their own sweet treats. Having made their drinks, Lindsay was presented with a fake plastic Oscar to mark the occasion. Following the presentation, the ladies swiftly exited to their waiting car, with Lindsay holding hands with a member of the paparazzi. They all climbed into the waiting vehicle (including the paparazzo) and Lindsay, who was recently dropped from her next acting project, was seen kissing the fake Oscar. According to their mother, Dina Lohan, the siblings are set to go to court to keep their father, Michael Lohan, away from them following his recent attempt to stage an intervention. Photograph: Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com


Ali and Dina on July 29, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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  1. Canucklehead says:

    That family is a complete mess and the mother will now enable Ali into the depths of sleaze that Lindsay found herself mired in.

    Are there no laws in California aimed at the protection of children?

  2. Just a Poster says:

    And CPS isn’t involved because why?

  3. Nicky says:

    Does she have a tatoo on her inside wrist? How old is she?

  4. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Of course her parents effed Linds up. I place blame squarely on them. Those two people are the biggest messes I have ever seen and those were all the examples those kids had. I really hope Linds opens up to the treatment and gets her sh*t together. I hope if Linds does improve she will be helpful to Ali.

    I remember when people thought Linds got a boob job. It was a huge story back around when Linds was more sober. I don’t think Linds got one and Ali is a growing teenage girl no doctor would touch her. I am pretty sure this a great bra and puberty we are seeing with Ali.

  5. buckley says:

    Despicable parents.

  6. mln says:

    I hate to say it but the father at least doesn’t condone the drug use. (although his behavior would drive any kid to drugs) but the mother is off the wall clueless. If only the whole family could go to rehab for a year or so.

  7. hottathanholywatta says:

    wow goes to show that anyone can have kids but it takes a real parent to raise them

  8. Madisyn says:

    This Blohan wannabe looks emotionally stunted. How many 16 year olds still hold Mommy’s hand? When I was 16, I didn’t want to know my parents name let alone be photographed in public holding hands with my mom. Something is just not right here!

  9. lucy2 says:

    I feel sorry for her, she’s still just a kid, and the consensus is she’s pretty much doomed.

  10. meme says:

    She’s wearing skin tight clothing and a black bra underneath a low cut white tank top. Ya think she wants to be photographed?

  11. JaisyMaisy says:

    I agree that Lohan’s parents messed her up…but at some point, she needs to realize that she is an adult and take responsibility for her own actions. You can’t blame your parents forever, unless you would like to be an emotionally stunted drain on society.

  12. zendiggity says:

    The bat-shit crazy Dina will try to pimp her out to replace the income she was making off LL until she’s out of rehab, and then she’ll start pimping out the prison stories to make more money.
    This family is beyond sickening. I think everyone should boycott anything they are in.

  13. jane16 says:

    Yes, the boobs look totally fake. These revolting people are bottom feeders. Will definitely be boycotting anything to do with any of them.

  14. Jello says:

    I think we should lay off Ali. She has no education, no role models, no boundaries, rules, and no real talent (that we know of, or that she has had the occasion to develop) to fall back on.

    It’s sad. She’s only a kid and I sincerely hope she finds her way somehow.

  15. Innocent says:

    Hasn’t there been rumours about Ali partying ?
    I think seeing Lindsay sentenced to jail and then getting handcuffed when she surrendered had a really big impact on her.
    She is probably holding Dina’s hand as it was a media circus that day like anytime Lindsay had vistors
    She has a twitter

  16. electric says:

    okay, disgusting side note here….the pic that has gone around of Papa Lowhan kissing some blonde chick…when I saw it, all I could think of is that his face looks like dried, crusty bacon. It probably smells like it too. Ugh

  17. a says:

    She’s the back-up Lohan. All fixed up while her sister is away.

    It’s very sad.

  18. Roma says:

    @LOVE ANGELINA: Some doctors will do anything. There are more than a few teenage girls who have gotten implants, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she had hers done.

    Think of how many doctors will hand out prescription pills without batting an eye. Maybe this doctor works with the guy who gives Dilaudid for wisdom teeth removal.

  19. oxa says:

    She can make a sex tape and dedicate it to her father.

  20. Bodhi says:

    I don’t know how they could really pimp her out. I mean, she doesn’t have any marketable talent. At least Linds had SOMETHING there in the begining

  21. Jen says:

    You know, if I did this shit to my kids they would take them away and haul my ass to jail.

  22. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Roma I can’t imagine a plastic surgeon giving a girl who hasn’t finished her puberty cycle a boob job. I just don’t believe that, I am sure it has happened but its not right. I doubt Ali had surgery though no one in her family is flat chested to begin with. I think they are all natural.

  23. GatsbyGal says:

    I hope she’ll end up the Nikki to Lindsay’s Paris. But we’ll see. I don’t give her much hope, honestly. Dina is going to mold her into the new Lindsay, and it’s probably going to end up exactly the same.

  24. Tia C says:

    Woof. Lindsay got ALL the looks in that family. And I think they have all had boob jobs.

  25. Marjalane says:

    I LOVE when Heather McDonald plays Ali Lohan to Chelsea Handler’s Dina on Chelsea Lately; It’s really funny, but then it occurs to you that it probably differs in no way from how they actually interact! Someone earlier had written that we should back off Ali and let her live her life- I don’t think so. Maybe if we hound and ridicule the hell out of this awful family they will take responsibility for their actions. OR, maybe it will get ugly enough that CPS might finally step in. Do we need to have Ali Lohan driving the streets of L.A. totally shitfaced and kidnapping other people’s vehicles? I mean, Lindsey was a friggin’ trainwreck! She’s darn lucky she didn’t kill anyone in her escapades.

  26. aenflex says:


  27. chasingadalia says:

    Poor girl has never stood a chance.

  28. Obvious says:

    @Gatsby, we can only hope. I feel bad for Ali, the girl deserves better. Now here is my big question. ali has a younger brother. here is he? according to the lohan show he lives with Dina. does he go to school full time? if so why can’t ali? and who the hell has custody of him while the parents and ali are flying off all over following their cash cow Lindsay?

  29. Morgs says:

    @love Angelina.

    I’d start believing it. Welcome to LA and “the industry”.

  30. gillie says:

    linz’s boobs are definitely fake. note: her weight dipped EXTREMELY low at one point, and her boobs were still enormous. thats a big, big sign theyre fake because breast tissue is primarily fatty tissue.

  31. mln says:

    “her weight dipped EXTREMELY low at one point, and her boobs were still enormous”

    I can say from personal experience that that isn’t always the case some people have big boobs no matter how thin they are, that’s part of the reason why some people end up getting reductions.

  32. ann says:

    truancy officers ought to go after her for not attending school. There’s no excuse.

  33. ak47 says:

    Poor Ali, she inherited her looks from her dad.

  34. Brooke says:

    If you honestly think LL’s boobs are natural, less than one minute of googling will change your mind. She had HUGE implants at 17 and has since traded them for a smaller set.

    To address this post, I don’t see Ali ending up either worse than Lindsay or breaking free of the cycle of delusion that grips this family: she doesn’t have any apparent talents or interests and Dina hasn’t been able to make anything saleable of her yet, so I do not see a Hollywood career in her future that would give her the means for self-destruction that LL has had. I also don’t think she’ll ever break free of the cycle bc there’s no motivation to do so – she obviously can’t identify how effed up her mother is or she wouldn’t cling to her the way she does. She hasn’t ever developed an identity of her own so won’t have the temerity to get shed of this family. She’ll be the irrelevant and talentless white female equivalent of Jermaine Jackson.

  35. Eileen says:

    I just looked at Ali’s Twitter and it says she’s a singer, actress and tv personality….hmmmmmmmm….

  36. Novaraen says:

    There are TONS of shady doctors who would give young girls breast implants. If the money is right.

    Stop denying it…Ali went from a -AA cup in LESS than one year to that size you see in the above pictures. I have posted links before…she had them done. So did Lindsey.

  37. kas says:

    Remember last winter (during Xmas I think) when Lindsey spent like a week on that skeevy Russian Billionaires Yacht? Ali was there too. She’s what-16 tops? Lord only knows what went on.

    The Mother is useless, as she just wants to be the older, cool sister and the Father just wants his face on TV. If he had to do any of this without TMZ following his every move, he wouldn’t be doing it.

  38. Lindsay says:

    @Just a Poster- Because CPS isn’t really set up for this. They can’t intervene based on “evidence” from a magazine and paparazzi photos. Sadly it really just catches the worst of the worst, physically abusive parents.

    mln: I second that. I have never been lower than a DD at my absolute, way to thin, lowest since I was 17. I have been strongly considering surgery for years.

    Ann: Because she is probably registered as home schooled just look at anti-schooling other parents/students are getting away with it, not to mention many child actors were home schooled to fit their work schedule. Not that she has one but I’m sure her mom is trying.

    Out of curiosity – where did the white Oprah nickname come from?

  39. Lindsay says:

    @LOVE ANGELINA – Yeah, no doctor would do anything stupid and reckless for the Lohans *eye roll*

    @Madisyn – Being close to your mom isn’t a sign of bad parenting but it isn’t a sure sign of great parenting either). They are going through tons of photographers and in most photos looks really uncomfortable in the situation, reaching for mom is pretty natural. Even at 16 a lot of kids turn to their parents for comfort at extremely stressful times. Hopefully seeing Lindsay in jail taught her something at least, even if Dina and Lindsay don’t learn from it.

  40. Tia C says:

    @ Brooke: “She’ll be the irrelevant and talentless white female equivalent of Jermaine Jackson.”

    LOL, YES! That is her destiny…

  41. LBees says:

    She reminds me of Jennifer Connolly with those dark brows.

    I think she’s pretty, and she seems to be more level-headed than her mom and her older sis’… and her dad, and probably anyone else who is related to her.

    Who can say what the future will hold for Ali, but it is doubtful that she will go down the same path as her sister. Simply growing up and watching the older members of your family making mistakes can have an incredibly strong psychological effect on the individual.

    What I mean is, Ali grew up watching Lindsay crash and burn (c&b); as a human, it’s almost automatic to learn from that close of an example.

    We may see her acting out in other ways, but I bet she strikes off in her own direction pretty soon.

  42. mollination says:

    Ali is quite naturally attractive – a shame she looks so dreadful under the gross influence of false fame and deluded relatives. Poor girl never stood a chance.

  43. l says:


    I think that IS a tattoo. I just saw Lindsey’s Maxim cover and it looks like the same one she has in the same place.


  44. paranel says:

    Such young girl should not have gotten beast implant, too young but it’s understandable being a Lohan.

  45. Confuzzle says:

    Where do the ginger genes come from? Is Dinah also a ginger?

  46. Madisyn says:

    Boy does she resemble Michael in that last picture, especially the schnozz.

  47. Angie says:

    No. she is not fated just because lindsey is an addict to be an addict herself. that is absurd and offensive to people who have siblings/parents battling addiction.

  48. Chris says:

    She might live up to her name and start boxing.

  49. Kitten says:

    Wow, that last pic is the Stinkface to end all Stinkfaces….

  50. Chelsea says:

    loved this post!