The tabloids have been promoting the hell out of Andrew Morton’s unauthorized biography on Angelina Jolie, despite the fact that Morton’s “revelations” just seem like “crap Angelina did in the 1990s that everyone know about because she told them.” But still, scandalous revelations, etc. Like how she and Leo DiCaprio boned in the shower, and how Brad never knew about any of it, ever. Brad just thought she was the most unscandalous person he had ever met. So he is SHOCKED at what Andrew Morton has been “revealing”. And according to In Touch Weekly’s cover story this week, Angelina is now persona non grata at the Pitt household!
In a slew of uncharacteristically personal interviews, Angelina Jolie has been telling the world what a “happy home” she has, and how she makes a point of spending concentrated time with her six children, bragging that she makes them bacon and eggs every morning.
But at the Claremont Hotel Club & Spa in Oakland — the California city where their dad, Brad Pitt, is filming Moneyball — Angelina’s sons Pax, 6, and Maddox, 9, seemed to feel otherwise. In the “club” area of the hotel at around 3 p.m. on July 30, a witness reports, the boys chattered animatedly with a blond nanny, a bodyguard and two other young boys as the nanny ordered burgers and fries for them.
“At one point, Maddox and Pax got into a brotherly spat over some ketchup,” the witness recalls. “The nanny firmly said, ‘Mad, let Paxie have some ketchup.’ Maddox said, ‘Mom, do I have to?’ and Pax was whining, ‘Mom, make him give me some.’”
Throughout the lunch, the witness says, the boys repeatedly called their nanny “mom” — something that, shocking as it sounds, isn’t surprising to some who know Angelina.
“Angelina is gone so much working or in meetings that the kids do spend most of their time during the day with the nannies,” a family friend says, adding, “Publicly, Angelina would not like the hired help to be seen, but they are there and all of the kids are so attached to them, they are like family — whether Angelina wants to believe that or not.”
[From In Touch Weekly]
PAXIE?!? Eh. I don’t believe it. True, I don’t believe all of Angelina’s happy-talk about her family, but I think she and Brad are solid and they’re truly raising their kids together and their family is their focus. But I think both of them like to work and get away from the kids for a few months at a time, and so far that’s working for them, so whatever. Eh.
Speaking of Angelina and how she never spends any time with BRAD’S children, here are some new photos of Angelina with Pax and Zahara yesterday in Oakland, California (I heart Z’s lavender pants!):
Are they really selling these magazines? These stories are so ridiculous and all over the place. When I first read this I must have skipped over the “In Touch:” part and I thought -Kaiser must have woken up and said to herself she wants to be cut down by the Angie-loonies today!
uh…enough about her.
sarah rue lost 50 pounds!!!
wha-where-when?!
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Even if Brandgelina despise each other they will never break up because it would ruin their collective image. People who go on and on and on about how fabulous their life is and how perfect their mate is and how wonderful all their children are are usually full of shit.
I wonder if Jen’s people have influence on other mags and what their headlines are for the week. Lets say the Jen A. article about winning Brad back is her PR people’s doing; could they have convinced Intouch here to publish this headline now so that they both try to sell more with tandem articles? Do they share this information (doubt that though)? i know both headlines are pretty unremarkable, but how coincidental that St Jen/Demon Angie articles happen to appear on stands at the same time.
La Jolie looks gorgeous on that cover 🙂
I don’t think Jennifer Aniston reallly even cares anymore. The rags keep this story up because they think it sells. She’s probably embarrassed everytime one of these stories comes out, because it makes her look like a sad, left-behind loser, which she’s not.
By the way, I saw “Salt” and loved it, so don’t get all crazy on me AJ lovers…
This story is so over the top and funny, one can only laugh while reading it. I would like to speak with this “witness”.
p.s. Shiloh is also there, she’s in the last shot with her mom.
If she would just be real about her life then she would not receive the scorn that she does. I just hate her smug “I am such a perfect happy person” persona that she has adopted in the last 4 or 5 years. Give it a rest liar, liar little skinny pants on fire!
What BS. She has said repeatedly that she can’t cook. She’s not making those kids bacon and eggs.
Somehow, I don’t buy the “Paxie” either.
LMAO at this cover and the idiots that believe it
Alex, why so glum? ROTFLMAO. LOLOL 🙂
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I wonder how much longer this particular brand of B.S. will sell I know alot of people hate her but kids don’t lie and the constant barrage of photos show the kids treating her like Mom whatevs.
@Oi As for the question about Jen talking to the tabs, I saw Andrew Morton on Wendy Williams yesterday morning and he said one of his sources was an Award winning friend of Jens’ I don’t think she is calling up the tabs but she may allow some people to speak on her behalf in some cases but to be fair they make up alot of crap about her to.
Melanie, melanie, melanie (#*) You mustnt make it so obvious that you are filled with self hatred and are green with envy about other people who seem to be happier in their life than you obviously are.
You ‘just hate her’ because she is happy?????????.
And btw, we now know (not surprisingly) that you are one of those morbidly obese shutins with this little slip: ‘liar liar little skinny pants on fire’.
“Little skinny pants…..’ Really? Which adult woman vegetates on her computer all day criticizing a woman who is merely living her life out loud with no apologies to nobodies like you?
that perpetually dewey look in the upper cheek area of this mother of seven is either restylane vital, or she is a Water Baby.
I used to think they had it out for Angelina, but now I’m convinced they want to make Brad look like he has the IQ of a rock. Angie taking a shower with Leo back in the day sounds relatively PG-13, compared to what is common knowledge about her past because she publicly discussed it. I don’t think Brad was going for the wholesome virgin when he hooked up with her. These tabloids are too obvious.
I am NOT a fan of Angelina. In fact, I think she’s awful and I dislike her very much. However, I don’t think she needs to be honest about her marriage. What goes on in a couple’s home is really nobody’s business. Is she supposed to go on Leno or Bazaar and talk about the fight they had last week, or a kid’s behavior issues? (We all have them.) The fact is, people who love her (I don’t get it) will defend her no matter what she does, and people who don’t will find fault with everything she does. It’s really gotten pretty boring.
More tabloid BS, and when will they figure out that we just don’t care? Everyone knows Angelina was a wild child – she told us. And any fool can see that her kids love her very much and she loves them. I doubt she even pays attention to these stupid stories anymore. She’s got things to do. Who buys these rags?
Brad is livid that’s why he has being hugging AJ on the set of Moneyball according to the extra’s tweets LOl. Oh I guess that was an AJ lookalike people saw at the Claremont pool with the kids and shopping at a resale store w/ Shiloh and Zahara.
How goofy. I’m wondering who’s even going to buy this book because the whole thing’s practically been leaked to In Touch, or at least what he claims are the juicy bits. Even I think it’s boring crap, even if it’s true.
“Paxie?” That’s just hilarious. Sorry, I cannot for one minute see that kid being called that. Look at the fierce haircut and clothes. Any kid who wants that stuff isn’t going to want to be called that goofy name.
Nothing is inevitable but death, taxes, and another bullshit AJ story in In Touch every Wednesday.
‘…a brotherly spat over ketchup…’ and ‘Paxie’ – Really, ITW? Really? Who is dreaming up these ridiculous stories?
BTW, Angelina looks beautiful in that cover pic.
I can see Brad and Angie laughing at these tabloid lies before they return home and have wild, hot, dirty sex in the grotto.
Is this Melanie chick for real? LOL. Honey, I am not glum, I am just lmao my butt off at people like you who constantly hate on a woman you don’t know and who did nothing to you. It is rather kind of pathetic and sad dont you think
Hilarious also.
I don’t like her, but I think it’s wrong for a magazine to call her a horrible mother.
Agree with your post, hatuh.
Aren’t we here to talk harmless crap about celebrities, who are false personas put out for our entertainment, and as millionaires probably don’t care what we think anyway, instead of hating on each other???
I think it is terrible for them to call her a horrible mother without any real proof. But then its a tabloid. No proof needed.
I love how they dog her because she’s a working mother. Sexist jerks.
Little kids calling their nanny mom is something the nanny should be working on to correct. The nanny would never allow her charge to call her mom. I call bogus on this story.
I see Radaronline has pics of Angie and the kids on the set of Moneyball with Brad.So thats the 6 sighting in a week of Angie being with her kids and Brad. God what a horrible mother.
only losers believe this story
what happened to Shiloh’s Montenegro style?
You A$$holes. I loved Melanie’s comments. 🙁
This is about the 10th time, Sara Rue lost weight and then it creeps back up again.
SOrry, but that’s much more interesting right now than Angelina.
@ abbydoom:well Melanie can keep making comments, this is a blog, it is not personal. You just called posters a name, are they going to stop posting? I don’t think so. Will anyone care if they stop? no. Anyone who leaves a blog is not missed 🙂 Some other witty poster will come along. I do miss Vdantev 🙂 but that’s the way it goes.
I’d rather a cover about how thin she is. Does she has an eating desorder?
I don’t believe the kids are calling their nannies as mom, they know who mommy is, that’s a silly story.
In other hand, I don’t believe on her campaign of “happy family”. Angelina nowadays is too much full of sh*t. I want the old Angelina back.
well just for a little perspective, I am a foster mom who has both a teenage mom and her son living with us. Her son calls me “mama”, but he also calls his mother mama, and is well bonded to her. It’s just the name I go by to him. He knows the difference, though. Could be the same way at the Jolie-Pitt household.
Why aren’t we talking more about Sarah Rue??!?
Bond in the shower? Yeah and who tell him that, one of them? XD that’s so unbelievable that it make me laugh. Even if it was true, whatever I think Brad knows Angie’s past (and sex) life was tumultuous. The nanny-thing is a total bullshit, I don’t know why they keep on targeting Angie like this, when we know she cares for her kids, and Brad.
Stupid idiotic magazines.
pfffft. It’s all so much bs.
I love how the haters keep claiming that Brad and Angelina are lying about being happy and demand they say they are miserable. The tabs have been screaming breakup for five years. You would think they would let it go by now. I just don’t get why people desperately want them to be miserable. I guess IT doesn’t follow Twitter because extras have been posting photos of Angelina and the kids on set since she got back from Asia. I don’t recall Angelina bragging about making breakfast everyday. Odds are she said they have breakfast everyday. She said numorous times she can’t cook. I find it laughable that people keep saying she works too much and spends no time with her kids. She’s doing one movie a year and her humanitarian trips take 2-3 weeks of the year. She spends more time with her kids than the average person. Nicole Kidman, even Katie Holmes have done more movies the past two years than Angelina but they aren’t called absentee/bad mothers.
I am so tired of the trash these magazines spew. Why don’t they write about other celebs. I’d rather see them bashing Mel Gibson or Charlie Sheen, you know, people who actually ARE obvious, well known assholes!
It’s more than a shame that tabloids are free to make up all the crazy stories that they do, (and stir up so much unwarranted hate) and then profit because of it. I love what CR said about her take on AJ — that she’s just being “a woman who is merely living her life out loud with no apologies to nobodies like you?” What is wrong with that?
I’ll talk about Sara Rue – she looks fabulous! I’ve always liked her, I just hope she stops at healthy thin, not Hollywood thin.
And why does the tabloid media keep trying to push that Bachelorette girl down our throats, and convince us all that baloney is real?
@CR
This is a gossip site-not the floor of the United Nations nor the private office of your therapist so get a grip and dont bag on Melanie.
This site aint called Cele’BITCHY’ for nothing! So please, CR, do get your bitch on.
Her skin is gorgeous on that cover. Is that airbrushing? What does she eat? I don’t think not eating can give you skin like that. I’ve known anorexics and their skin is awful–devoid of luster and sallow. Her skin is lovely.
Oh and this story is cruel. The bad mother stuff is over-the-top. It makes me want to defend her. I don’t think a tabloid should EVER judge someone’s parenting skills.
People who have seen her in person are always commenting on her skin. beyond flawless..
I would love for her to talk about that. Her skin just glows. And I don’ think it is airbrushing. Look at the candid shots of her. Especially when she is wearing little makeup. Beautiful.
That cover is sick. Seeing her with her children it is evident that they are loved and that they adore her. The attacks on this ONE woman have gotten beyond out of hand. Nasty and Sick.
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