“Joaquin Phoenix’s big, dumb crazyface is the poster for ‘I’m Still Here'” links

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Joaquin Phoenix‘s mangled self on the poster for I‘m Still Here. Sidenote: Does anyone else keep flashing to the Bob Dylan movie, I‘m Not Here? Joaquin is so unoriginal. [Dlisted]
Which ‘Friend‘ has aged the best? My money is on Matthew Perry. [Pajiba]
Did Nicolas Cage quit his film with Nicole Kidman because of PMS? [LaineyGossip]
Channing Tatum + tight white t-shirt = hotness. [Pop Sugar]
Mark Wahlberg & his unfortunate shorts. [A Socialite Life]
Did Christopher Nolan jack Inception from Scrooge McDuck? [Agent Bedhead]
Is Joseph Gordon Levitt banging Lucy Liu? [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Chloris Leachman hates Bette White. Oh, noes. [Bitten and Bound]
Russell Brand gropes poor Elmo‘s wang. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Catherine Zeta says it was “scary” becoming a mom. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Is Eugene Levy a racist? A Twitter investigation. [Bossip]
Jake Pavelka: Some of my best friends are gay! [Crazy Days and Nights]
Olivia Wilde talks about being naked. [Celebnewswire]
Ali Lohan‘s boobs still look new to me. [INFDaily]
Gisele is insufferable in lingerie too. [Hollywood Rag]
Aw, I love Patricia Clarkson. She talks NOLA & Cairo. [PopEater]

NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 11:  Actor Joaquin Phoenix attends the Cinema Society and Salvatore Ferragamo screening of 'Two Lovers' at the Landmark Sunshine Cinema on February 11, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 11:  Actor Joaquin Phoenix attends the Cinema Society and Salvatore Ferragamo screening of 'Two Lovers' at the Landmark Sunshine Cinema on February 11, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 12: Actor Joaquin Phoenix arrives at Banksy's 'Exit Through The Gift Shop' premiere at the Los Angeles Theater on April 12, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

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  1. meme says:

    No one is going to see this crap.

  2. Molly says:

    I used to love Joaquin, too. He was one good looking dude. Those eyes! Too bad he went crazy. 🙁

  3. TQB says:

    There’s a show with Cloris Lechman and Martha Plimpton?? SIGN ME UP!

  4. gretchen says:

    loved him & reese in ‘walk the line’ …seriously talented, both of them…not sure why he chose to drop out or whatever happened there, but i’m sure he’s still fighting those demons over river’s death, can’t be easy….love you joaquin!!

  5. Wench says:

    I’m going to see it.

    I absolutely bloody LOVE a man with a beard like that. He is all different shades of hot to me right now.

  6. Liana says:

    The Eugene Levy twitter thing is a fake account.

  7. RHONYC says:

    yowsa…the artistry.
    the…the…brilliance!

    ohhhh, aren’t you somethin’ wacky.

    i mean joaquin!

    🙂

  8. GatsbyGal says:

    I don’t think anyone cares about him anymore. He fell off the grid, quit acting, pretty much went insane, and then has the balls to go “TA DAAAA! It was all an act, and don’t forget to see the moviiiiiie!” Ugh, go fuck yourself buddy.

  9. GatsbyGal says:

    Also, no way is that Eugene Levy account real. If it is real, he’s committing career suicide. But yeah, it’s not real.

  10. RHONYC says:

    @ GatsbyGal:

    mehahahahaha

    wow, you can curse on here?

    🙂

  11. rovingwriter says:

    Do not even use Bob Dylan’s name in the same sentence as this man. It’s blasphemy!

  12. Camille says:

    Yeah I won’t be seeing this movie, not on the big screen anyway. Ugg.

    I voted for Matt LeBlanc, he looks pretty hot in those pics even with the new grey hair. I like that he has embraced ‘the grey’, good for him.

  13. GatsbyGal says:

    @RHONYC – Oh yeah, I do it all the time. Probably a little too much. 😛

  14. Lee says:

    This poster makes me think of the poster for Let’s Get Lost, an artsy documentary about Chet Baker.

  15. Caitlin says:

    I’m extremely perplexed by the ‘I’m still here’ title…a couple of years ago Joaquin helped narrate a documentary named ‘I’m still here’. It was about the holocaust. To then name his film that just seems…strange.

  16. lucy2 says:

    Joaquin was talented and hot for a while, a shame he’s doing all this nonsense.

    Matt LeBlanc should have embraced the gray years ago, it looks surprisingly good on him!
    Nic Cage owes the IRS millions, he better not quit a role!

    Patricia Clarkson should get more attention – great actress.

  17. MEMOIME says:

    I still love ya Joaquin.. greatness lives…plz shave however…:o)

  18. Lourdes says:

    It’s a shame that he went off the deep end with this garbage. I’m with Molly…I used to LOVE him. He was very versatile and good looking in a gritty, earthy way. Not perfect, but totally charming and sexy. And he was always so believable as an actor. Now, even if he transitions back to normal, I’m still gonna see that frickin’ nasty beard and Blues Brothers ensemble.

  19. ding says:

    Ack! I wanted to like Joaquin and defend his eccentricity as part and parcel of being artistic…. but that fell away when i heard the story about him banging hookers with casey affleck, who is married to his sister. wtf?
    a guy who would be okay with his own sister being betrayed like that?

  20. Missy says:

    Not interested in seeing a mockumentary. It totally backfired and everyone is well aware of the joke so it’s lost all it’s shock value. Meh.

  21. viper says:

    Maybe it’s on orthadox jews? I dont know Ive only seen rabbis get away with that look.

  22. Chris says:

    Loved him in Walk The Line, Gladiator and Clay Pigeons. Seriously you guys should see Clay Pigeons. I’ll see I’m Still Here.

  23. snowball says:

    If I’m Still Here is more of what Phoenix was doing on his little sabbatical, no one’s going to watch it. All he did was stagger around and mumble. Andy Kaufmann was brilliant and it got stale and weird after a while – and Joaquin Phoenix is no Andy Kaufmann.

    Nic Cage is so delusional. It has to be the hair plugs.

  24. justathought says:

    Joaquin is just walking to a different drummer…gotta admire it… especially when “celebrity- hood” can be so phony.

  25. Kazoo81 says:

    he looks like that weird guy from the hangover.

  26. The Bobster says:

    He looks like that bad comedian on “America’s Got Talent”.

  27. Ruffian9 says:

    I’m Still Not Giving A Shit