I kept debating whether or not to write about these photos, just because I think Amy’s shadowy nipple is in every one of them. But, at the end of the day, everybody has seen Amy’s nipples, so what’s the big deal? Even children have seen them – she shows them to everyone. But our Amy is trying to be a classy bitch these days! And she actually achieves it sometimes, mostly thanks to her boyfriend Reg Traviss, who insisted that she get sober. Well, there have been some ups and downs, and at least two major London nights out while three sheets to the wind (and wearing dingy ballerina slippers). Methinks that Reg should just throw out the ballerina slippers and see if the shoes and the alcohol really are connected.

Anyway, Amy got all dolled up! She’s wearing real heels and her sober tittays are out and all is well. Reg looks rather dashing, actually. He must be great in bed for Amy to even try to give up the sauce for him. Of course, after you’ve been with Blake Incarcerated, I guess everybody is good in bed.

By the way, I’m not going to show this one photo, but you can click on it in the thumbnails – look at the closeup of Amy’s sober tittay. Look at how jacked those things are! She’s got crazy stretch marks on them too! Ugh. Gross.

Amy in London with Reg on August 4, 2010. Credit: WENN.