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8 Responses to “85,000 audition to be Paris’ new BFF”

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  1. Sasha says:

    Never a terrorist with a bomb strapped to his chest when you REALLY need one, is there?

  2. Anna says:

    *LOL* you are so right Sasha!

    So what happened to the piece of news that you guys at CB had a few weeks back, where only 40 or so people showed up at that sad audition? I think 85,000 is a little much. MTV added 3 zeroes to that number if you ask me.
    Every week, I promise myself I won’t comment or read a Paris post again and almost every week, I am foresworn. She is just so mesmerizingly stupid and vapid, I just can’t help but point that out, again and again and again, even though we all already know it. I can’t wait for her to become old and uglier.

  3. Bodhi says:

    While I’m glad that Dick Cheney won the Root of All Evil battle against Paris, she does make a very very close second… 👿

  4. headache says:

    Every tom, dick and harry modeling and talent agent sent their little wannabe to that audition. That’s the only way you go from 40 people to 65,000.

    Being friends with Hilton, not so appealing. 😯

    Getting your big break by giving some skanky, bird beaked, wonky eyed, yeti pawed heiress a black eye?

    Where do I sign up??? 😆 😆 😆

  5. will says:

    LOL is right. If MTV advertised for applicants for a reality show on walking dogs, 850,000 people (10 times the number that applied for Hilton’s stupid show), would apply just for the MTV exposure — probably a lot more. Those 40 “finalists” were pretty sorry examples of humanity. Doesn’t say much for Hilton, but then again, what does?

  6. Carrie says:

    And all 40 of them could be housed in just one of her shoes…

  7. KateNonymous says:

    I read that headline as “$85,000 auditions…” and thought, “It hasn’t got a chance in hell. Paris would never be friends with anything less than $2 million.”

  8. journey says:

    yep, when you can’t meet genuine down-to-earth people who just like the real you and not the fame and glory and riches that are you, televize a reality show on your search for a true friend, that’ll really draw the genuine down-to-earth-non-fame-whores. as if. 🙄