Janice Dickinson: “Lady Gaga is a f-cking idiot”

41609,WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday June 15 2010. Janice Dickinson stops to pose for a few pictures as she arrives at the ho House in West Hollywood. Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com*FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE E-TABLET/IPAD & MOBILE PHONE APP PUBLISHING REQUIRES ADDITIONAL FEES**

Maybe I’m the kind of bitch who will use any excuse to post photos of Janice Dickinson. Her face is… tragic. And it’s not just the bad, cheap plastic surgery – she just looks like a woman who doesn’t take care of herself. Plus, her attitude is horrible. Perhaps she has what Lainey at LaineyGossip describes as KarmaFace. Anyway, Janice has just given an interview to Life & Style about her hatred for Lady Gaga. Janice’s reasoning? Lady Gaga talked about doing cocaine occasionally, and Janice is important enough to pontificate about this subject (that was discussed a month ago):

After Lady Gaga admitted to being an “occasional” drug user in the September issue of Vanity Fair, it wasn’t long before other stars began speaking out against the pop star.

Janice Dickinson, who is currently taping Celebrity Rehab, exclusively tells Life & Style: “Lady Gaga is a f—ing idiot.” The former model goes on to condemn Gaga’s actions, saying, “The way she mentioned cocaine, I think she should really get spanked!”

Moreover, Janice is shocked that Lady Gaga would make such comments when she has such a young fan base. “You can damage and hurt kids,” Janice says. “I’m appalled.”

And it’s not just Gaga’s drug habits that Janice doesn’t like: she’s not a fan of her music either! “Her music is like elevator music, as far as I’m concerned,” Janice tells Life & Style. “All the gays are looking for something new. She’s history!”

[From Life & Style]

Like elevator music? I think Janice has an elevator face, and I’m not even sure what that means. Okay, about the actual argument Janice is making (having just completed Celebrity Rehab): celebrities should never admit to doing drugs because those admissions can “damage and hurt kids”? I think Gaga’s story about her pre-fame downward spiral and subsequent drug-free existence works as a pretty decent anti-drug message, actually. And wasn’t Janice one of the biggest cokeheads in the 1980s? And isn’t she still battling addictions? I guess that doesn’t count because she doesn’t have a young fanbase? Or any fanbase, really.

America's self proclaimed first supermodel Janice Dickinson gets her makeup and hair done at Gavert Atelier salon in Beverly Hills, CA on June 24, 2010 where the explosive former ANTM judge flashed a series of nasty looks at photographers before opting for a sweet and friendly approach. Fame Pictures, Inc

Model Janice Dickinson walks out of Marie Nails after a manicure on July 6, 2010 in Los Angeles, CA (photo by KAT / Meet The Famous) Photo via Newscom

41609,WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday June 15 2010. Janice Dickinson stops to pose for a few pictures as she arrives at the ho House in West Hollywood. Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com*FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE E-TABLET/IPAD & MOBILE PHONE APP PUBLISHING REQUIRES ADDITIONAL FEES**

36632, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Thursday December 24 2009. Former supermodel Janice Dickinson leaves Barney's looking very happy with her new boyfriend, Alex, who she was proud to tell everyone is a fire-fighter. She had a small jewelry bag from Barney's which Alex had given her, to which she showed her appreciation with a very public (and gross) show of affection. She kissed him and then let him suck her tongue. After that, the two waited for the valet to bring their car, and while doing so, Janis grabbed her boyfriends backside and jokingly simulated oral copulation with him, which he gave her 3 dollars for. Photograph: Ben Dome, Sam Sharma, PacificCoastNews.com

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  1. denise says:

    LMAO @ these pics.

  2. scotchy says:

    i think gaga is an idiot too and seeing as she appeals primarily to children, i suppose talking about drug use might not be the best thing to do.
    didn’t she mention that she still uses some sort of substance on occasion?

    either way, both of them are nasty troll like individuals.

  3. TaylorB says:

    GaGa is elevator music?? What kind of elevator is that Mick Jaggar look alike riding? I am fairly sure that GaGa hasn’t done a cover of “The Girl from Ipanema”… yet. But that would be kinda cool if she did.

  4. Toe says:

    She looks like one of those Geico cavemen girlfriends. Ewww
    Her tongue looks like the lochness monster.

  5. pookie says:

    If you are going to post anything like that last picture, I respectfully request a large disclaimer at the start of the article!

  6. Ally says:

    Never thought I would say this, but I completely agree. I couldn’t believe how bland & normal the music was when I first heard it. Especially after a year of seeing her lackluster “shocking” outfits.

  7. Tess says:

    Proof positive that it takes one to know one.

  8. Sarah says:

    Janice Dickinson disgusts me. So does Gaga though.

  9. Oi says:

    Pick your poison here so to speak. They are both morons. Both are disgusting.

  10. alejandro says:

    Team Janice on this one. Lady Gaga referenced her “occasional coke use” *cough cough* in order to get some sort of cred and bolster her image as a crazy, edgy, pop star. If it’s only occasional why mention it at all? Even if it’s a problem why mention it?

  11. Riley says:

    I love her face.

  12. LBees says:

    She looks like her face is melting.

    Janice! Stop that right now!

  13. Whatever says:

    It hurts my eyes to look at her face.

  14. Snarf says:

    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! That last picture – can’t unsee!

  15. LindyLou says:

    JD is the LAST person on earth who should be calling out anyone for drug use. Ugh.

  16. aenflex says:

    With pictures like this, (and lots of other middle aged and up celebs who have had years of costmetic work), why the f*ck are the younger people still getting all kinds of work done? I seriously do not get it. I’m not gonna judge someone for getting a nip, tuck, lift, reduc, even implants in the tatas. I mean whatever, it is a personal choice. Maybe one day I’ll get me a lil keyhole lift myself. But never anything on my face. I do not want to look like these women, they all start looking really stretched, puckery and similar. Why can’t they stop at one or two procedures? Why why why?

  17. Bella Mosley says:

    Ga Ga has talent. Janine has. . .. . well, nothing positive I can think of. Maybe she could start a company of scary masks for Halloween based on her face!

  18. teri says:

    Like that woman has any room to say that! She is very scary and she/he looks like a very ugly man.

  19. Kitten says:

    Again, I can’t help but think there is something sinister behind the timing of this post. I mean right before lunch, Kaiser? Really?

  20. Sns02215 says:

    This is like that other washed-up has-been Natalie Coke (er, Cole!) bashing Amy Winehouse for HER drug habits. Bitch was a major junkie in the 70s!

    Jealous much?

  21. Persistent Cat says:

    Oh Janice. She’s like a magical hybrid of a dove, a bunny and a unicorn.

    Shut up, Janice, no one gives a shit about what you have to say. She’ll do any reality television that will have her and will do or say anything for attention. Referencing someone more famous (at the moment) than her is a great way of getting even more attention.

  22. eja102 says:

    I liked Janice on ANTM.
    I agree about talking about drug use. face it, some people are idiots and will think “if gaga does it, it must be cool”

    not me, of course.

  23. gretchen says:

    hey, why bring Mick into this? he only boned her, didn’t sign up for anything else…lol

  24. Chris says:

    You have to wonder what she would have looked like if she’d just aged gracefully. She was beautiful when she was younger and probably would have made a striking older woman.

  25. a says:

    YUCK = that last pic, well all of them, but mostly the last pic.

  26. gen says:

    Lady Gaga might have been wrong, but I sure as heck don’t wanna hear about it from this woman. EW!

  27. TaylorB says:

    She is very familiar with elevator music, they must play it on her way to the plastic surgeon or in her case the spit, bailing wire, and spackle specialist because no reputable doctor would take credit for that mess.

    She was so, so, so pretty (on the outside at least) and just messed it up for no good reason. Now she looks like a strung out, male, lead singer from an ’80’s metal hair band with a meth problem and a bad personality.

  28. di butler says:

    It’s not that Gaga used to do drugs, it’s the fact she says she does them now. I’m with Boy George on this one. People tend not to use cocaine “occasionally.”

  29. whattheheck says:

    Considering Janice advocates for eating disorders, giving interviews saying she encourages the models at her agency to stop eating, because only starving ones are pretty, and they talked about THAT in Seventeen Magazine, I don’t think she really has any right to say someone else is a bad influence. Using your past bad experiences to explain why you almost didn’t make it, or actively encouraging a deadly disease? I would say Gaga wins.

  30. lilred says:

    Holy Hannah, she is very scary looking.

    Also she is the one fresh out of rehab, hardly one to be lecturing.

  31. Cam says:

    “If you are going to post anything like that last picture, I respectfully request a large disclaimer at the start of the article! ”

    Yes, please.

  32. Cinderella says:

    She’d probably give her left nut to do a few lines with Gaga. Who’s she kidding.

  33. Obvious says:

    @lilred, she’s out of rehab-meaning she’s completed. meaning that i’d rather listen to her than someone who says “i use-only occasionally) janice has seen the downside and is at least fighting her demons. all in all i adore janice-not for her looks (though she was gorgeous back in the day) but she just lets it all out-has no filter and i love that about her.

    gaga, you’re semi cool-ok we get it. but if you’re going to tell people you do coke occasionally please remember that for some bizarre reason lots of kids look up to you, and you’ve jut condoned a highly addictive and illegal drug.

  34. buckley says:

    When Kathy Griffin says “the gays” it doesn’t bother me, this bitch on the other hand…urgh!

  35. SoulLovah says:

    Does anyone remember Janice’s show on Oxygen Network about her (lame) modeling agency? The first or second episode she was telling her model to get a nose job and when the model refused she basically kicked her out the agency. If THAT isn’t “damaging and hurting kids” then excuse the f-k out of me.

  36. original kate says:

    janice used to be gorgeous – why did she do this to herself? *shakes head*

  37. Dreamyvelvet says:

    Janice and Steven Tyler, separated at birth.

  38. Lisa S. says:

    Yikes, she is scary.

  39. Belle Epoch says:

    Agree with @Chris – if she had left her face alone, she’d probably look like a pretty terrific old lady instead of this HORRIBLE CRONE WITH TINY EYES and EYEBROWS IN THE MIDDLE OF HER FOREHEAD and FLAPPY FISH LIPS.

    Funny that this is what the ultimate in vanity gets you.

    That last round of pick-me-up cosmetic procedures was one round too many.

  40. Kiska says:

    Ugghhh, those pictures are the stuff nightmares are made of.

  41. Delta Juliet says:

    @ aenflex
    I think it’s because people always think “It won’t happen to me” (whatever “it” may be) I’m sure the people getting procedures done now just think they have a better surgeon/better genes/etc.
    I, on the other hand, ALWAYS think “‘it’ will happen to me” LOL Paranoid, I guess.

  42. elvisgrace says:

    Janice, didn’t you try to trick Sylvester Stallone into thinking he was your daughter’s father? Oh yeah, you have SO much room to pontificate on the moral issues of other people’s actions.

  43. moo says:

    @Dream-whatever…
    I thought that WAS Steven Tyler…

  44. dread pirate cuervo says:

    MY EYES!!!! Sounds like Janice is jealous Gaga can blow a few lines & put it down & Janice can’t. When it comes down to other people’s drug use/drinking, I’m glad for MY sobriety & I couldn’t care less what other people do as it is not my business & out of my control. Janice should’ve learned that in rehab.

  45. DetRiotgirl says:

    Ugh, team no one!

  46. Tia C says:

    Finally I agree with Janice Dickinson about something!

  47. aloha says:

    Her face really is tragic. Good job Kaiser!

  48. maria says:

    Why are there pictures of Steven Tyler on this post?

  49. Whitey Fisk says:

    “I think Janice has an elevator face, and I’m not even sure what that means.”
    So, so funny. Kaiser, it’s stuff like this that keeps me coming back to CB for more.

  50. Adrien says:

    Why is Steven Tyler calling out on fellow musician Lady Gaga? Look, there’s even a picture of his daughter in the featured links. I wish Steven all the best, especially now that he’s into modeling or casting models, whatever.

  51. Liana says:

    what has been seen can never be unseen. Thank you for making me look at these pictures.

  52. gg says:

    Takes an idiot to know one, Mr. Tyler.

  53. Aspie says:

    Lol @ Pookie!

  54. clowncar says:

    I got the impression that she admits to still using coke occasionally. I really dislike her as well. A couple of her songs are alright, but her public theatrics are annoying and seem to be just desperation for attention. And she so clearly bites off madonna at every turn. How can you call someone kike that innovative?

  55. Deannaaaa says:

    I love GaGa, but I do agree with some of what you guys are saying. Young ppl can be soooooooooo STUPID. That’s the only reason why I think that maybe she should of kept that to herself. Some kids gonna go out and do something stupid. Who will they blame? GaGa. Always need someone to blame.

    I am impressed at her honesty though.

    But Im not sure who the F**K JANICE think she is? And its true, she does support eating disorders: “I’m dying to find kids who are too thin. I’ve got 42 models in my agency and I’m trying to get them to lose weight. In fact, I wish they’d come down with some anorexia.”