I’m not even sure I have the strength or the will power to write about Courtney Love’s neverending, batsh-t crazy, epic, tragic, FUBAR birthday tweet to her daughter, Frances Bean. You see, Frances turned 18 years old. And even though little Bean was already making decisions for herself – like choosing Kurt Cobain’s mom and sister as her guardians last year – Bean now has even more control over her estate, and her mom… well, I can’t even tell if Courtney is happy about that. Should I just present some of this stuff without comment? Eh. I don’t even have the will to actually cut and paste the tweets, so here are just some of the highlights, edited down because of profanity (you can read the whole freakout here, on Courtney’s Twitter)… read it bottom to top:
and im sure her dog., everyone else has a f-cking agenda , that chantel if i see her shes a goner thats for dammed sure. grosspig≥poisonkids
with that that kid s=mustr ee somne accountability or shes going to believe thier insanity narcissism and lies, one human loves her truly ME
at her most vulnerable and feed her uttter bullsh-t based ona FORGED forensically proven to be FORGED operating agreement, so well have fun
she a little baby & sheltered to SOME degree, phony cop raids, seeing her mother cuffed for no reason other than i found out and theyGRABHER
NO LAWYERS!I LOVE YOU@!
no lawyers free yourself now theyve built a tower of terror in the REAL word fbc if you dont want to talk to me? we wont talk, stoppaying$
i love you but your 18 now do NOT allow any guardianship to continue whatsoever! theyll lie to you tell you it “has” to,. no it doesnt!
your finally grown tell me why? gop tpo the page & tell me the hell why i deserve to kno if that psych is telling the truth & what they say
i love you no matter what i just dont understand why youd write me such a letter and then de;lberately and knowingly rob me of any joy. why?
cant let me fight for you & you sell out 4 nothing? christ yr better thanthis
youllfind this out, i wish i knew what shit they had told you i dont think yhou understand anything thats at stake you should hate them.
i havethe wire, but io poaid double down ion 2 795k amex cards and a forged 980kj check anbd a 495 k cash to the house etc they colluded
have taken anything from you, that 03/05 shit was @edwardnorton s cpa selvaggi and laird, diverting 2.7 m from “yr trust” andsending to self
so sorry i couldnt protect you from lairds greed and need to f-ck with you daqrlingyou oinbly get 37% Of in utero, its impossible for me to
so how could she do it to me, ? dont answer fiddle you need to answer use the family wizard, i took the high road, i rasised you well and im
i could never do anything to frances that involved her personal public humilation like utah, or certain items that r private & wld ruiinher
its finally in the right hands things happen for a reason, but you tore me apart from a great love and i dont know why you would do that .
i love you little bean, but please stop this madness over so much more money than your little self can comprehend its taken years but
just come home,. it took a year but i got the sickest townhouse in the village, theres 4 floors, just come home, i pray to god snap out ofit
why would you leave me and my life in tatters like this and get angrier and angrier to justify it, i feel you missing me and i miss you too
that carzy bitch wont leave until shes cleaned you out, and btw vanity fair is doing an expoise on ms wylde, should be fun, nocommentfrmme
i ahve this palaver has cost youy my dear over 4 million in legal bills. and none of it wa snecessary, demand not just wylldes butt eState
for gods sake now that your of age run like hell they have to give you by law 30k a mionth no matter what not 15k seen your legal bills ?
youve done a dammed good job frances of destroying anything i could build that is positive, and i want to know why now that your of age.
was that thearpist right? why do u want to ruin my personal life? they dont theres billions int his you were manipulated but why sellmeout?
and youve taken away all motivation to do anything i couldnt give a f-ck i go where im told go thru the motions why? i warned you theyd come
well i long for your kiss and your sweet head smell i long for you i ache for you, i die for you every day my heart breaks for you, sowrong
beyond the obviopus heartache why are you trying to desperatly to ruin my life and reputation? what is it did you decide to be linda?
no kin of mine or of kurts who despised yoru grandmother, ( ask charles cross) with a vengeance would go “where the money is” shocked
and you do know its not exactly a turn on to anyones kids what youve done and its all so f-cking UN necseasssry i just assumed no kin ofmine
just go the page i love you chuck, happy 18th i got you something so bloody awesome, finally. i love you hard day for me
that therapist told me you said you “were never talkiung to me ever again” i was hapless, i dont understand anything that amoral c-nt tellsu
[From Courtney’s Twitter]
That about sums it up. Can you even imagine if your mother did this to you? It’s like Courtney is stroking out on Twitter, honestly. If I didn’t KNOW that Courtney was tweeting one-handed, with a crack pipe in the other hand, I would be worried. But Courtney adheres to my cockroach theory – the more consistently f-cked up a person is throughout the years, the more they’ll survive, year after year.