“Juliette Binoche must have farted on Gerard Depardieu’s croissant” links

Gerard depardieu arriving to the private dinner for the opening of new Ralph Lauren boutique and restaurant located 173 Boulevard Saint-Germain, in Paris, France on April 14, 2010. Photo by Frederic Nebinger/ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

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Actress Juliette Binoche attends a news conference about the imprisonment of Iranian director Jafar Panahi during the Film Festival in Cannes May 19, 2010. Panahi was a supporter of Iranian opposition leader Mirhossein Mousavi in last year's disputed election that saw President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad retain power. REUTERS/Jean-Paul Pelissier (FRANCE - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT POLITICS)

ITAR-TASS 114: ST PETERSBURG, RUSSIA. MAY 23, 2010. French actor Gerard Depardieu after a performance of Stravinsky's opera Oedipus Rex at St Petersburg's Mariinsky Theatre. The event marks the opening of international music festival White Night Stars. (Photo ITAR-TASS / Yuri Belinsky) Photo via Newscom

Cast member Juliette Binoche cries as she attends a news conference for the film Copie Conforme (Certified Copy), in competition by director Abbas Kiarostami at the 63rd Cannes Film Festival May 18, 2010. Nineteen films are competing for the prestigious Palme d'Or which will be awarded on May 23. REUTERS/Jean-Paul Pelissier (FRANCE - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)

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  1. LolaBella says:

    This is perhaps one of the strangest (and hilarious) post titles I’ve read in a while :-)

    Really Gerard? Why the hate-on for Juliette? She’s a talented actress (The English Patient and Chocolat)and she’s beautiful. I’d rather watch anything she has done than watch you in Bogus 2. Jealous, much?

    Nicole is beautiful, but she looks more striking as a brunette.

    Lady GaGa: perhaps more suited to MOMA?

    So does gay virgin mean he hasn’t had sex with a MAN or hasn’t had sex with ANYONE?

    LOL @ Ving Rhames’ Oscar Speech “This is for Lilo &; Stitch”

    Kimora is looking Fab – I love to watch her show; she is such a Diva.

    I’ll miss will Forte on SNL.

    I do not understand how anyone can consider Rachel Bilson a ‘fashionista’. She always looks like a toddler playing dress-up and she CANNOT act. Ugh, she is so just so over-rated.

  2. Maritza says:

    Gerard is just a grumpy bitter old man who is jealous of Juliette Binoche’s success! He has never won an oscar nor has the amount of film offers as she does.

  3. Fae says:

    Juliette: 13 awards including an Oscar.

    Gerard: 8, unsurprisingly not including an Oscar.

    He was probably drunk, he usually is.

    Edit: ah damn, apparently he’s had 16 awards, still no Oscar. Dans ta visage, Gerard.

  4. fizXgirl3114 says:

    Chris, Kimora needs to lay off the nose job and face fillers and just get a neck lipo…

  5. original kate says:

    gerard was great in “tous les matins du monde” but that was a while- and obviously many, many croissants- ago.

  6. irishserra says:

    Or how about that movie with Katherine Heigl, “My Father the Hero”? Who can compete with that? :P

  7. Nanea says:

    Gérard, don’t drink and rant!

    And please stop shilling for German cheese!

    Just make sure your restaurants keep doing well…

  8. Ron says:

    He’s a grumpy old man now.

    Baaaahh! Get off my porch you meddling kids!

  9. lucy2 says:

    I so don’t get picking on Juliette, I think she’s lovely and talented.

    I think Nicole looks better as a brunette.

  10. Snarf says:

    If you looked like Gerrard wouldn’t you be cranky too?

  11. oxa says:

    I see that Gerard Depardieu’s hemarroids are bothering him again.

  12. hellen says:

    I am going to adopt that for my new comeback line: “Well, who farted on YOUR croissant?!”

    Hilarious! Good job Kaiser!

  13. Mairead says:

    Gerard is one of my all-time favourite actors, I’d pretty much go to see anything with him in (he still does a prodigious amount of work, no matter what some of the commenters here think. Himself and Daniel Auteuil are always a brilliant double-act.), but I do think he’s wrong about Juliet.

    She has charm in abundance for a start. She is a good actress, perhaps not quite as big a screen presence as Fanny Ardant, but still very watchable.

  14. jen says:

    GaGa belongs in the Loo, not the Louvre!

  15. Amy says:

    I assume he has a personal beef with Juliette. Why this personal attack on her? She seems talented at best, harmless at worst, so I think they have some kind of history together.

    He is right about one thing, though. Isabelle Adjani is batsh*t crazy!

  16. Wresa says:

    Omfg, best headline ever!! So funny!

  17. Chris says:

    “I’d rather watch anything she has done than watch you in Bogus 2. Jealous, much?”

    Hahahaha. You know I’ll have to use that.

  18. daisy says:

    kaiser, that title is hilarious

  19. Adrien says:

    I’m still bummed the French Julia Roberts won over Lauren Bacall. And The English Patient is overrated. I only got interested in Sayid’s parts. However, Juliet is no way a crap actress, she just happens to get bland roles.
    I have not forgiven Isabel Adjani for Ishtar.

  20. aury says:

    i almost died when i read the title. then i read the article. LMAO keep em coming. XD

  21. A.K.A. says:

    Gerard is a good actor but as a person he is arrogant and horrible. His children suffered greatly. Guillaume’s (rip) life was just miserable ,he suffered greatly from his relationship (lack of) with his father. And Julie had that famous quote ” C’est mon fardeau” when Gerard came on stage just as she was accepting her award at the Cérémonie des Césars. It was so embarassing for everyone there and he just couldn’t let her have her moment, he just had to steal her thunder.

  22. Shay says:

    Gerard probably just means that she is the same persona in every movie she is in. In other words, she’s a little bland. But still, it doesn’t justify his rant after all these years.
    Maybe she wouldn’t sleep with him? lol

  23. Oi says:

    Make Gaga go away. For all the talk about her ‘art’ she needs to study up big time. There most ‘modern’ piece in the Louvre is from 184-something. Idiot idiot idiot.

  24. Sheri says:

    Anyone who throws Bogus 2 into an insult is fine by me, yo.

  25. Diva says:

    Is too sad Will Forte is leaving SNL, love him… Kristin Wiig will probably be soon and that will suck as well.

  26. J says:

    Perhaps Juliette Binoche wouldn’t sleep with Gerad Depardieu many years ago — since she has a taste for younger men. So up to today he still refused to accept the one-time rejection.

  27. pink says:

    he’s a wonderful actor!
    probably he was drunk…

  28. Andrea-2 says:

    Isn’t he the skank that used to boast that he participated in gang rapes? Anything that comes out of Depardieu’s mouth needs to be shoved back in!

  29. mln says:

    @original kate the hot guy in tout les matins le monde was actually depardieu’s son GD plays the same character bitter and aged at the end of the movie…you have to go back to the 70′s for a hot Gerard and even then the nose… But I did love him in Green Card, his movies are uneven just as many good ones as embarrasing Juliette is in some of the best foriegn movies of all time we’ll just forget the recent Steve Carell schmaltz.

  30. Eden says:

    Kaiser, your title was hilarious and I love how you put a photo of Juliette crying as if she was reacting to his insult!

  31. Beauty and Le Beast.

  32. canadianchick says:

    I’ve always admired La Binoche, used to like Depardieu but omfg he looks like a mean, beady-eyed dumpling these days.