Britney not even a little bit sexy


Britney is getting all sorts of bad press this week. First she is supposedly stress-eating, and was told by her record company to shape up or risk her career:

According to Aussie tabloid, NW, Britney’s label has told her “to lose weight and clean up her image or her career will be over.” However the same newspaper has reported that Britney is trying got blot out her unhappiness with food.

A source said: “[Britney] went to the supermarket one day and loaded up on chips and all sorts of chocolate
bars. She brought it all home and has been chowing down like there’s no tomorrow…”

“She’s been so depressed over Kevin and the state of her marriage that all she wants to do is eat to stop the pain.”

Poor Britney. It must be hard to be married to Federjerk, and hopefully she’ll find a more constructive way to deal with her stress.

She also isn’t even in the top 100 of FHM’s sexiest women this year, and one of Kevin’s exes (not Shar Jackson) has said that she better shape up or she’ll lose Kevin. Maybe that’s why she’s taking her time about it.

Britney has a new single which you can partially hear online. You can download a 50 second mp3 of “Just Yesterday” from breatheheavy.com.

Here is Britney dancing to her new song. The video says it’s called “Little Me,” but it is credited as “Just Yesterday” on breatheheavy.com, and is supposed to be about her sister. She’s still got the moves and the song is lovely.

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